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lucky
12-21-2006, 09:38 AM
In an attempt to help all the single people on these forums - and really mess them up for life - lets have some fun -- all please contribute to "red flag "
please include all points , comment, inuendoe's related to relationships and the Redflags that stopped you from pursing that " special Person " Ratso - you can only give us four a day :) have at it !
Lucky's favoite --- Back when i was a man ..... == Red flag :D

Ziggy
12-21-2006, 09:40 AM
I played softball in High School and College=== Red Flag

ratso
12-21-2006, 09:41 AM
In an attempt to help all the single people on these forums - and really mess them up for life - lets have some fun -- all please contribute to "red flag "
please include all points , comment, inuendoe's related to relationships and the Redflags that stopped you from pursing that " special Person " Ratso - you can only give us four a day :) have at it !
Lucky's favoite --- Back when i was a man ..... == Red flag :D
I have to meet my son for lunch, but I'll think of some of my favorites, if they aren't all listed by the time I get back...:D

Cheap Thrills
12-21-2006, 09:44 AM
You pack up and move away from your family to move your girlfriend to another state to be close to her family and within 2 weeks her family moves away = RED FLAG. :idea:
T.

Jordy
12-21-2006, 09:55 AM
"I'm really tired of dating, period. I want to get married and have a family." :eek: :D
p.s. That was the 2nd time we went out, and needless to say, the LAST!!! :D :D :D

RitcheyRch
12-21-2006, 09:57 AM
You live within 4-5 blocks of your future mother-in-law. HUGE RED FLAG

acatitude
12-21-2006, 10:01 AM
she said oh I thought your boat was a dcb:D
and what jordy said

Bense468
12-21-2006, 10:36 AM
If she has balls = red flag

Jordy
12-21-2006, 10:38 AM
It's nothing to worry about, he's just a customer and it's only a basketball game... :( :jawdrop: :rolleyes: :devil:

Caribbean Jet
12-21-2006, 10:39 AM
On a first date while in college.
My favorite car is a 740IL and I love shopping at Tiffanies. = red flag

lucky
12-21-2006, 10:41 AM
- I knew this guy from Texas Named Ratso ....=== RED FLAG

ChumpChange
12-21-2006, 10:47 AM
I have to meet my son for lunch,
If she says that = Red Flag

carreraelite
12-21-2006, 10:52 AM
I know these people that post daily on Hot Boat......=Red Flag!!

eliminatedsprinter
12-21-2006, 10:54 AM
If she asks you to park in the back, because her "ex" boyfriend just got out of jail = Red Flag.

abraman1326
12-21-2006, 11:19 AM
If you move in together and she insists on sharing a checking account= Red Flag
SOme sayings to live by:
You don't take sand to the beach
You don't take water to the well
You don't take women to Vegas
Loves great, when I'm not in it
BRA

Nord
12-21-2006, 11:20 AM
When they don't answer there phone while your watching them from binoculars at the local cafe and tell all of their friends your crazy...............I thought she liked her name tattood on my forehead???? Thank god I didn't show her my bag of her hair...............

lucky
12-21-2006, 12:33 PM
I have been clean and sober for ...==== huge red flag :sqeyes: :idea:

squirt'nmyload
12-21-2006, 12:40 PM
no biggie....that shit was just river shit = red flag

ratso
12-21-2006, 12:42 PM
I never do this on the first date...

Biglue
12-21-2006, 12:42 PM
A shit load of old b/f's and plenty of stories about them=red flag.
Constant "where are you, what are you doing calls"=red flag.

ratso
12-21-2006, 12:43 PM
- I knew this guy from Texas Named Ratso ....=== RED FLAG
Oh damn... you're killing me lol...:D

eliminatedsprinter
12-21-2006, 12:43 PM
I never do this on the first date...
Especially if it's true....;)

ratso
12-21-2006, 12:44 PM
She says "I don't have any girlfriends but I have a lot of guy friends"

Caribbean Jet
12-21-2006, 12:46 PM
She say's I'm a born again virgin! = RED FLAG

ratso
12-21-2006, 12:46 PM
Any chick that asks too many questions about where you've been, what you were doing and who you're doing it with.

AirtimeLavey
12-21-2006, 12:47 PM
"Don't worry.....I can't get pregnant." :2purples:

ratso
12-21-2006, 12:47 PM
She says...I've been seperated from my husband for 3 weeks, and I think I'm ready for a serious relationship again.

lucky
12-21-2006, 12:48 PM
I don't like those kind of boats - i don't want to go to the lake ....=== huge red flag

ratso
12-21-2006, 12:48 PM
"Don't worry.....I can't get pregnant." :2purples:
That one was used on my son... and I have a grandson that will be 1 year old January 3rd.

ratso
12-21-2006, 12:49 PM
It's just a rash...

ratso
12-21-2006, 12:50 PM
Everytime she goes on a business trip, she comes back with "something new she wants to try out"

JB in so cal
12-21-2006, 12:50 PM
You wanna put your what, where?:eek:
or, maybe....
Oh, no. I don't do that. It tastes icky.
possibly....
I love cats.

AirtimeLavey
12-21-2006, 12:51 PM
"why, yes I do take some medication, but it's nothing....." :hammer2:

ratso
12-21-2006, 12:51 PM
She won't answer her cell phone... and neither will your best friend.

lucky
12-21-2006, 12:52 PM
wow is that a double wide === Red flag :)

AirtimeLavey
12-21-2006, 12:53 PM
That one was used on my son... and I have a grandson that will be 1 year old January 3rd.
Congrats. Not the way you want it to happen, but the little ones are still cool.

ratso
12-21-2006, 12:56 PM
Congrats. Not the way you want it to happen, but the little ones are still cool.
He's awesome and has 2 good looking parents... can't wait til he can enjoy the lake...:D

Baja Big Dog
12-21-2006, 10:01 PM
Once the scab falls off the sex will be great!!!

Baja Big Dog
12-21-2006, 10:02 PM
Better use two rubbers.....last BF had a mean rash!!!

Debbolas
12-21-2006, 10:03 PM
In an attempt to help all the single people on these forums - and really mess them up for life - lets have some fun -- all please contribute to "red flag "
please include all points , comment, inuendoe's related to relationships and the Redflags that stopped you from pursing that " special Person " Ratso - you can only give us four a day :) have at it !
Lucky's favoite --- Back when i was a man ..... == Red flag :D
One of the guys I dated smelled funny like he never washed his hair :(

photo chick
12-22-2006, 08:58 AM
I once invited a guy water skiiing, he said yes but that he was afraid of the lake water!

Debbolas
12-22-2006, 09:02 AM
I once invited a guy water skiiing, he said yes but that he was afraid of the lake water!
afraid of lake water? I've heard of people who are afraid of the ocean....but lake water?:eek:

lucky
12-22-2006, 09:20 AM
I once invited a guy water skiiing, he said yes but that he was afraid of the lake water!
what did it smell like fish ??? :devil:

seanv
12-22-2006, 11:03 AM
you cant catch it when im not having an outbreak :2purples: = red flag!