Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

[HammerDown]

:D
40-ish ........................ 49.
Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
Athletic ...................... No breasts
Average looking .......... Moooo.
Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
Feminist .................... Fat
Free spirit .................. Junkie
Friendship first .......... Former slut.
New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
Open-minded ............. Desperate
Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional .............. Bitch
Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ....... Stalker

[Boatcop]

MEN'S ADS
40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic: Watches a lot of NASCAR
Good looking: Arrogant
Very good looking: Dumb as a board
Honest: Pathological liar
Likes to cuddle: Insecure mama's boy
Mature: Older than your father
Physically fit: Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Thoughtful: Says "Excuse me" when he farts

[Tom Brown]

Moooo..... lol! :D

[ROZ]

Fhtpthfpthp....... excuse me :D

[JB in so cal]

Fhtpthfpthp....... excuse me :D
I had NO idea that's how you spell that!

[Hardly Satisfied]

very truth :rollside: :rollside: