73beast
01-25-2006, 04:11 PM
I got this in an e-mail,don"t know if it's been posted before.
All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. In understanding
this and carefully reviewing the "C" answer, women will come far in
understanding men and enriching their own lives.
1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and
you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic
friendship,they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean
energy,wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to:
> > A. Present it to the President of the United States.
> > B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
> > C. Take it apart.
2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss
the most?
> > A. Innocence.
> > B. Idealism.
> > C. Cherry bombs.
3. When is it okay to kiss another male?
> > A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard
for narrow-minded social conventions.
> > B. When he is the Pope. (Not on the lips.)
> > C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the
only really sportsman-like way to let him know that, for business reasons, you
have to have him killed.
4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
> > A. A cat.
> > B. A dog.
> > C. A dog that eats cats.
5. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive
and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely
Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy. You're watching a
football game; she's reading the newspaper when she suddenly, out of the clear blue sky,tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do you say?
> > A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but
you don't want to rush it.
> > B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you can not
honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting commitment,and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope.
> > C. That you cannot believe the Steelers called a draw play on third
and seventeen.
6. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you
want to spend the rest of your life with her, sharing the joys and the
sorrows the world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her?
> > A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.
> > B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name,
and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing through her hair
and the stars in her eyes, you tell her.
> > C. Tell her what?
7. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get
your children ready for school. Your first question to her is:
> > A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
> > B. "They're enrolled in school already?"
> > C. "There are three of them, right?"
8. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear?
> > A. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new
holes so large that you're not sure which ones were originally intended for
your legs.
> > B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules
and has to be handled with tweezers.
> > C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy
checks the garbage regularly in case somebody (we are not naming names, but this would be the wife) is quietly trying to discard his underwear (which she is frankly jealous of because the guy seems to have a more intimate
relationship with it than with her).
9. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the
fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land?
> > A. He was being tested.
> > B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they
finally got there.
> > C. He knew that although he did not know exactly where he was, he
was confident it was a temporary condition and that if he just kept moving,
sooner or later he would recognize something that would get back on the road to where he wanted to go in the first place.
10. What is the human race's single greatest achievement?
> > A. Democracy.
> > B. Religion.
> > C. Remote control.
All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. In understanding
this and carefully reviewing the "C" answer, women will come far in
understanding men and enriching their own lives.
1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and
you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic
friendship,they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean
energy,wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to:
> > A. Present it to the President of the United States.
> > B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
> > C. Take it apart.
2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss
the most?
> > A. Innocence.
> > B. Idealism.
> > C. Cherry bombs.
3. When is it okay to kiss another male?
> > A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard
for narrow-minded social conventions.
> > B. When he is the Pope. (Not on the lips.)
> > C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the
only really sportsman-like way to let him know that, for business reasons, you
have to have him killed.
4. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:
> > A. A cat.
> > B. A dog.
> > C. A dog that eats cats.
5. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive
and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely
Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy. You're watching a
football game; she's reading the newspaper when she suddenly, out of the clear blue sky,tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do you say?
> > A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but
you don't want to rush it.
> > B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you can not
honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting commitment,and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope.
> > C. That you cannot believe the Steelers called a draw play on third
and seventeen.
6. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you
want to spend the rest of your life with her, sharing the joys and the
sorrows the world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her?
> > A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.
> > B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name,
and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing through her hair
and the stars in her eyes, you tell her.
> > C. Tell her what?
7. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get
your children ready for school. Your first question to her is:
> > A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
> > B. "They're enrolled in school already?"
> > C. "There are three of them, right?"
8. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear?
> > A. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new
holes so large that you're not sure which ones were originally intended for
your legs.
> > B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules
and has to be handled with tweezers.
> > C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy
checks the garbage regularly in case somebody (we are not naming names, but this would be the wife) is quietly trying to discard his underwear (which she is frankly jealous of because the guy seems to have a more intimate
relationship with it than with her).
9. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the
fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land?
> > A. He was being tested.
> > B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they
finally got there.
> > C. He knew that although he did not know exactly where he was, he
was confident it was a temporary condition and that if he just kept moving,
sooner or later he would recognize something that would get back on the road to where he wanted to go in the first place.
10. What is the human race's single greatest achievement?
> > A. Democracy.
> > B. Religion.
> > C. Remote control.