DILLIGAF
01-16-2007, 09:19 AM
The Marine & the Journalists
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine
Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq The leader of the terrorists
told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were
beheaded.
Katie Couric said, "Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of
fried chicken." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned
with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Charlie Gibson said, "I'm living in New York , so I'd like to hear the song
"The Moon and New York City " one last time." The terrorist's leader nodded
to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music.
He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was
satisfied.
Brian Williams said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe,
someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams
dictated his comments. He then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final
wish?" "Kick me in the ass," said the Marine. "What?" asked the leader?
"Will you mock us in your last hour?" "No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to
kick me in the ass," insisted the Marine. So the leader shoved him into the
open and kicked him in the ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol
from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting
confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine and sprayed
the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all of them were either dead or
fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him, "Why
didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to
kick you in the ass?"
"What!?!" replied the Marine, "and have you three assholes report that I was
the aggressor?"
Hmmmmmm............some truth in there, huh?
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine
Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq The leader of the terrorists
told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were
beheaded.
Katie Couric said, "Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of
fried chicken." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned
with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Charlie Gibson said, "I'm living in New York , so I'd like to hear the song
"The Moon and New York City " one last time." The terrorist's leader nodded
to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music.
He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was
satisfied.
Brian Williams said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe,
someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams
dictated his comments. He then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final
wish?" "Kick me in the ass," said the Marine. "What?" asked the leader?
"Will you mock us in your last hour?" "No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to
kick me in the ass," insisted the Marine. So the leader shoved him into the
open and kicked him in the ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol
from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting
confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine and sprayed
the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all of them were either dead or
fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him, "Why
didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to
kick you in the ass?"
"What!?!" replied the Marine, "and have you three assholes report that I was
the aggressor?"
Hmmmmmm............some truth in there, huh?