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Mandelon
01-17-2007, 04:36 PM
Gives me the stinkiest farts.
Dried apricots, dried peaches, even blueberries, ( which are really good), lets out the vile demon gasses from my sphincter.
You know when you fart in your car, and you get out and do your errand, then you come back and open the door to get in....and it still stinks....? Like that. :eek:

Phat Matt
01-17-2007, 04:40 PM
You should eat a bunch of fruit before you go to the strip club. :jawdrop:

boatnam2
01-17-2007, 04:40 PM
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You know when you fart in your car, and you get out and do your errand, then you come back and open the door to get in....and it still stinks....? Like that. :eek:[/QUOTE]
i know when i fart in the and im just getting home from work and its still it there the next morning when i go to work....i have layed some pretty stout cheese!

Phat Matt
01-17-2007, 04:42 PM
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i know when i fart in the and im just getting home from work and its still it there the next morning when i go to work....i have layed some pretty stout cheese!
I think you may have to check for something solid on that. :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

OutCole'd
01-17-2007, 04:43 PM
Mandy, you are one sick pup.:D

YeLLowBoaT
01-17-2007, 04:46 PM
you know its bad when your painting with oil base( or alky based products) and every on in the room still leaves... done that many, many times...

Ziggy
01-17-2007, 06:01 PM
ROTFLMAO....
I knew reading the thread title and its author what the subject matter was going to be before even opening it............
Too funny Mande, and very true.
Eyewatering farts are the best :D

Ziggy
01-17-2007, 06:15 PM
come on around when i'm having some DEVILED EGGS AND BEER:D theirs death in the air:D :D :idea: If we do that we'll end up looking like your avatar... :D

Debbolas
01-17-2007, 06:53 PM
Now, I can't believe RD didn't find THIS thread interesting ;)
I guess it is much more Tom Brown's type of Thread:D

Trailer Park Casanova
01-17-2007, 06:55 PM
Ya left out Tangerines,,, they will clear the neighborhood.

phebus
01-17-2007, 07:06 PM
Thanks for the tips. I'm going to the store and buying dried fruit, pickled eggs, and some beer. Then, I'm going to get good and ripe, and wait for just the right moment, and then pulling the blanket over my wife's head after redecorating the sheets. :2purples: :2purples: :2purples:

My Man's Sportin' Wood
01-17-2007, 07:20 PM
TMI, Mandy, TMI