Hey IrishGal.......

[Her454]

THought you might enjoy this............:D Hope you are healing up quickly!
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her
return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can
ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a
prostitute...."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this
luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings
certificate for $5 million.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a
breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on
board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff,
sniff."
"A prostitute?? Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I
thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a
hug!

[Debbolas]

:D :clover: :D

[TRUMP TIGHT]

My guess......that is going right over her head!:D:D:D

[Irishgal]

THought you might enjoy this............:D Hope you are healing up quickly!
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her
return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can
ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a
prostitute...."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this
luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings
certificate for $5 million.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a
breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on
board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff,
sniff."
"A prostitute?? Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I
thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a
hug!
LOL...that's a good one.
I'm all better, not too much of a scar....how's the foot doing?

[Irishgal]

My guess......that is going right over her head!:D:D:D
:boxingguy

[nodigg]

Recovering from what?

[DILLIGAF]

Recovering from what?
A beat down in the "hood". She got caught going all MI trying to snake some alcohol out of someones garage. Sadly, the mission failed
:)

[Midlife Advantage]

My guess......that is going right over her head!:D:D:D
OOOH! tough shot to "the chin" heehee

[Devil's Advocate]

:D

[Debbolas]

A beat down in the "hood". She got caught going all MI trying to snake some alcohol out of someones garage. Sadly, the mission failed
:)
It's always the ones you trust :D

[Her454]

LMAO, Shame on you guys! Karma, karma........ better be nice. :)
Irishgal, got the cast off the other day and now its in a brace but doing better. Anything was better than that damn 100lb cast LOL.:D

[DILLIGAF]

It's always the ones you trust :D
Where is that damn smiley with the tounge sticking out anyhow....lol

[DILLIGAF]

LMAO, Shame on you guys! Karma, karma........ better be nice. :)
Irishgal, got the cast off the other day and now its in a brace but doing better. Anything was better than that damn 100lb cast LOL.:D
That is good to hear T......
I need that same smiley for you and Deb.....

[Irishgal]

A beat down in the "hood". She got caught going all MI trying to snake some alcohol out of someones garage. Sadly, the mission failed
:)
Next time I will have a better gettaway vehicle :)
LMAO, Shame on you guys! Karma, karma........ better be nice. :)
Irishgal, got the cast off the other day and now its in a brace but doing better. Anything was better than that damn 100lb cast LOL.:D
Glad to here it...you did a good job hobbling around on the cast though, even after the drinks...LOL
It's always the ones you trust :D
:D :D Hi Deb.

[Debbolas]

:cool: :crossx: :eat:
The tongue (nice) smilie is GONE:jawdrop:
One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They
hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the
snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park ..."
Then the power goes out.
Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park
on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to
blondes exhibit, Norman says "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this
time?"

[DILLIGAF]

:cool: :crossx: :eat:
The tongue (nice) smilie is GONE:jawdrop:
One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They
hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the
snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park ..."
Then the power goes out.
Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park
on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to
blondes exhibit, Norman says "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this
time?"
:)

[Kachina26]

:cool: :crossx: :eat:
The tongue (nice) smilie is GONE:jawdrop:
:yuk:

[BajaMike]

Next time I will have a better gettaway vehicle :)
Glad to here it...you did a good job hobbling around on the cast though, even after the drinks...LOL
:D :D Hi Deb.
Hey IrishGal (Karen)....hope u r OK....Maybe u need a better body guard!!
:D :D :D
I'm volunteering....(don't tell Tom)

[DILLIGAF]

Hey IrishGal (Karen)....hope u r OK....Maybe u need a better body guard!!
:D :D :D
I'm volunteering....(don't tell Tom)
Hey....You better have some snaps in those pockets....lol
I got my eye on you Mr. Mike

[Kachina26]

:cool: :crossx: :eat:
The tongue (nice) smilie is GONE:jawdrop:
:yuk:
or :p