78Eliminator
01-23-2007, 03:00 PM
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove
it to you."
The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming
out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why
did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the
dollar, the game's over!"
Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove
it to you."
The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming
out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why
did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the
dollar, the game's over!"