Pickup Lines

[blown65]

1) Did you fart? Cuz you done blowed me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I jes cain't hardly
hold it in.
4) I'm sure glad I got me a library card, cuz I'd like to
sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in
'em.
6) If you 'n I wuz squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer
hole.
7) You might not be the bes' lookin girl in here, but
beauty's only a
light switch away.
8 ) I know I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make
yer bedrock.
9) I can't find my puppy, can you hep me? I think he runned
inta that
'ere motel room.
10) Honey yer eyes is as blue as window cleaner.
11) If y'all think ya might regret this in the mornin', we
kin sleep til
afternoon.
12) Yer face kinda reminds me of a crescent wrench, every
time I think
of it my nuts tighten up.
13) Honey them leather pants ya got on sure do get me
excited; smells
just like a new truck

[BRSTQUEST]

Are your parents terrorist--because you are the bomb
Is that a keg in your pants--cause I want to tap that ass

[centerhill condor]

hey, don't I know you from the bus?

[Water Romper]

You cum here often or mainly at home? :D

[lucky]

got any itialian in ya , would you like some ?:D

[Devil's Advocate]

What winks and f*cks like a tiger?
(give her a nice wink...:D)

[shockwaveharry]

I lost my phone number... Can I have yours? :D

[Devil's Advocate]

I lost my phone number... Can I have yours? :D
Do you have a quarter? I told my mom I'd call her when I fell in love..:rolleyes:

[shockwaveharry]

Excuse me but, does this napkin smell like chloroforme to you? ;)

[Devil's Advocate]

I've used:
No thanks, I already have one azzhole in my pants..:eek: :D

[topless]

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

[ratso]

Seeing how I work in a bar... I've gone up to a few and said "I might have to ask you to leave soon, because you're making all the other women look really bad"

[topless]

Ratso, have you used this one?
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway!

[TAF]

What winks and f*cks like a tiger?
(give her a nice wink...:D)
But I usually growl then pounce!:D

[ratso]

Ratso, have you used this one?
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway!
The names are changed to protect the innocent...;)

[EmpirE231]

where you raised on a chicken farm? cause you sure do know how to raise a cock! :devil:

[TAF]

Ratso, have you used this one?
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone (my husband) we did anyway!
I had a married woman try that on me a few yrs. back and she did tell everyone anyway:devil:

[TAF]

Excuse me but, does this napkin smell like chloroforme to you? ;)
And wrong on to many levels!:idea: :)

[blown65]

where you raised on a chicken farm? cause you sure do know how to raise a cock! :devil:
LOL!!

[riverracerx]

I want to make love to your mouth! :D

[BRSTQUEST]

Hey, you want to get a pizza and a phuk, what you dont like pizza

[shockwaveharry]

And wrong on to many levels!:idea: :)
Ever watch Family Guy?
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/FM2060~Family-Guy-Quagmire-Posters.jpg
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.

[shockwaveharry]

This is so embarassing... See my friend over there? He'd like to have your phone number. We carpool to work and he needs to know where to pick me up in the morning... :D

[ratso]

This is so embarassing... See my friend over there? He'd like to have your phone number. We carpool to work and he needs to know where to pick me up in the morning... :D
That's a good one.;)

[rampgirl-top]

Thought I read somewhere on here....."nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

[lucky]

Wanna Fock - hasn't been working too well for me latley ?? :D

[BRSTQUEST]

This is so embarassing... See my friend over there? He'd like to have your phone number. We carpool to work and he needs to know where to pick me up in the morning... :D
Thats outstanding!!!! Going to give this one a try tonight

[TAF]

Ever watch Family Guy?
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/FM2060~Family-Guy-Quagmire-Posters.jpg
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
too funny I watched a few of the first episodes but didn't think my kids should watch. I'm divorced now and their Mom lets them watch it. Go figure.

[Devil's Advocate]

Hey, you want to get a pizza and a phuk, what you dont like pizza
The version I've heard is Hey you wanna grab a six pack of beer go back to my place and f*ck? What, you don't like beer?

[ratso]

The version I've heard is Hey you wanna grab a six pack of beer go back to my place and f*ck? What, you don't like beer?
What if he said "Hey, there's a Hot Tub too".................:D

[ratso]

Geez I crack myself up...:D

[Devil's Advocate]

What if he said "Hey, there's a Hot Tub too".................:D
Then I guess I'm getting naked and we're drinking some beer.:D

[Kilrtoy]

Then I guess I'm getting naked and we're drinking some beer.:D
So what time shall I be there, Should I bring the wife or come solo

[ratso]

Then I guess I'm getting naked and we're drinking some beer.:D
I guess No Name is a little smoother than the rest huh? http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

[ratso]

So what time shall I be there, Should I bring the wife or come solo
Don't forget the cop outfit and the cuffs...:D

[Devil's Advocate]

So what time shall I be there, Should I bring the wife or come solo
I knew you'd be showing up.:D Bring wife and friends, we'll make it a party.
EazyK should be entering right about now.:D
I guess No Name is a little smoother than the rest huh? http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
pretty smooth...:D

[Kilrtoy]

Don't forget the cop outfit and the cuffs...:D
Which outfit, the one with the zippers and rip away pants

[Kilrtoy]

I knew you'd be showing up.:D Bring wife and friends, we'll make it a party.
I'll bring the wife. FRIENDS, They can find their own scratch, for once in their lives

[ratso]

Which outfit, the one with the zippers and rip away pants
She said No Name already tried this one... didn't go over too well...:D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/303621459.jpg

[Devil's Advocate]

LMAO...he's got a nice ass and package and all but the shorts were too damn distracting.:D

[BoneDaddy]

"Fukk me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Ethyl?"
"Could you recommend a good dry cleaner? I need to drop my pants and jacket off!"
:D
I just got it!
Jacket Off! :D
Sofa King funny!

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Excuse me, do you f**k, or do I aploogize? :)