DILLIGAF
02-06-2007, 08:16 AM
Creative Occupation
A woman walks into a H & R Block Tax accountant's office and tells him
that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin,
I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "
What is your occupation? "
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken back and says, " No, No,
No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that "
The woman says, " OK, I'm a high-end call girl ".
" No, that still won't work. Try again ."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, " I'm an elite
chicken farmer. "
The accountant asks, " What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute ?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year. "
"Chicken Farmer it is!"
A woman walks into a H & R Block Tax accountant's office and tells him
that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin,
I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "
What is your occupation? "
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken back and says, " No, No,
No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that "
The woman says, " OK, I'm a high-end call girl ".
" No, that still won't work. Try again ."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, " I'm an elite
chicken farmer. "
The accountant asks, " What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute ?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year. "
"Chicken Farmer it is!"