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RitcheyRch
02-08-2007, 07:08 AM
Most everyone seems to concentrate on the problems we're having in this country lately. Here are three that I can resolve in short order.
1. Illegal immigration
2. Flooding from hurricanes
3. Wild animals that attack humans in Florida
I concentrate on solutions to problems. Here's a triple-win situation:
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border
+ Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
(No one said I was necessarily politically correct in my approach)

bilgewiper
02-08-2007, 07:16 AM
If you are running for president........you got my vote.

throttlejunkie
02-08-2007, 07:18 AM
Hey, sounds like a great idea to me. When can we get started??

RitcheyRch
02-08-2007, 07:31 AM
Hillary doesnt stand a chance against me. RitcheyRch for President. :D

Warlockjer
02-08-2007, 07:34 AM
You got MY vote:)

havaduner
02-08-2007, 07:37 AM
You've got my vote! One suggestion though, use prison labor to dig the moat!

Throttle
02-08-2007, 07:38 AM
You've got my vote! One suggestion though, use prison labor to dig the moat!
moat = elsinore

Baja Big Dog
02-08-2007, 08:46 AM
Problem is they will fill the moat with water from the river!!!!:jawdrop: