So, I ejaculated prematurely last night....

[Mandelon]

Usually I have better control.......:mad:

[djunkie]

Did you at least pull out first?

[HM]

Did Roz gag?

[Jyruiz]

Guess it wasn't a happy valentines for her then.:D

[Tom Brown]

I hate it when you can't get the tissue in place quickly enough.

[Mandelon]

I was a bit embarrassed, I have to admit. I was on the bottom so I couldn't stop the action....you know, normally you can slow down, or pull out for a sec, and rub it on the outside or something. But despite my protests she just kept bouncin.....and well, you know the rest.
Once in a while it just sneaks up on you......:D

[Outnumbered]

Thanks for sharing.

[lucky]

only Mandy -- So did Rd squeeeeeeellllll :D

[wright27]

It happens to the best of us.:idea:

[OutCole'd]

Welcome to the club.......

[dimarcobros]

You mean that's not normal? :D :)

[Mandelon]

There's a club? If there is, I am afraid to find out the secret handshake.......:sqeyes:

[CBadDad]

So what's the problem?
I always thought it was a race to see who could finish first. Am I missin' something?

[IMPATIENT 1]

I was a bit embarrassed, I have to admit. I was on the bottom so I couldn't stop the action....you know, normally you can slow down, or pull out for a sec, and rub it on the outside or something. But despite my protests she just kept bouncin.....and well, you know the rest.
Once in a while it just sneaks up on you......:D
lol, we've all been there:D

[wright27]

There's a club? If there is, I am afraid to find out the secret handshake.......:sqeyes:
Its the fastest handshake you ever had.

[Debbolas]

TMI
:jawdrop:

[Sportin' Wood]

It's not a problem if you can have 3 or 4 more right?
<---------------------Name fits!:D

[IMPATIENT 1]

Its the fastest handshake you ever had.
lmao

[Ziggy]

lol, we've all been there:D
LOL, your screen name is rather fitting to the subject.
.
Mande, you sick pup :D:D Valentines Day pressure got to ya eh?

[Mrs.Racer277]

TMI
:jawdrop:
I agree :eek:

[RiverDave]

Well by who's definition was it "premature?" Sounds like it could've been right on time?
RD

[Ziggy]

I agree :eek:
Ok, Mrs. WooWoo dance ;) :D

[Ziggy]

Well by who's definition was it "premature?" Sounds like it could've been right on time?
RD
As married people we are lot allowed to express common sense like yourself Dave.........;)
Classic, gotta love it :D

[Sportin' Wood]

Mandy works too much on all the repos to have time for sex. He just wants to see who replies.:D

[Waist Deep]

Hey, at least your arm didn't cramp up.

[RitcheyRch]

I hate when that happens and thanks for sharing.

[ratso]

What's worse is when you have too much to drink and bang all freakin' night, and can't "finish"... it does make for a good ab workout though...

[Sportin' Wood]

What's worse is when you have too much to drink and bang all freakin' night, and can't "finish"... it does make for a good arm workout though...
You spelled arm wrong.:D

[Keith E. Sayre]

Mandelon: No problem, heck the other night after the boat
show there was this hot lady who wanted to go to the room, next thing I know the police are there, she wanted to
file charges for "assault with a dead weapon"! ha ha......
actually if I were in your shoes last night, I would have looked at her and said babe, in 48 short hours
I can do it again!
Keith Sayre

[ratso]

You spelled arm wrong.:D
Ha Ha... that's worse than getting arm pump racing motocross...:D

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

Wait a minute, or second in Mandy's case :D , I thought sex was a drag race? First one to finish wins?? ;)

[Sportin' Wood]

Wait a minute, or second in Mandy's case :D , I thought sex was a drag race? First one to finish wins?? ;)
Wanna race?:D

[riverbound]

Wait a minute, or second in Mandy's case :D , I thought sex was a drag race? First one to finish wins?? ;)
It is :D

[Mandelon]

Hey now, I was good for about 5 minutes......not 5 seconds. Normally I go until she gives me the reach around.....that's the signal. :idea:
And I am happy to give mustache rides, if that helps....:D

[RitcheyRch]

Thats what I always thought. I always tell these guys that brag they can go on for hours that they must be doing it wrong since I can get the job done in a few minutes. :D
Wait a minute, or second in Mandy's case :D , I thought sex was a drag race? First one to finish wins?? ;)

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

It's not a problem if you can have 3 or 4 more right?
<---------------------Name fits!:D
I thought we agreed to keep that a secret? :devil:

[Sportin' Wood]

I thought we agreed to keep that a secret? :devil:
Damn busted:eek:

[Kilrtoy]

Drink enough beer and Vodka and that wont happen, hell alot of the time it WONT HAPPEN AT ALL

[MBlaster]

You mean real life isn't like a porno?

[Tom Brown]

Its the fastest handshake you ever had.
lmao! :D
Wait a minute, or second in Mandy's case :D
lmao sm :D
I thought sex was a drag race? First one to finish wins?? ;)
I'd put my money on you.
Nobody can use reverse like you can, Mrs. Bordsmnj. You're the queen of reverse. :cool:

[KineticoH20]

Your a regular Newbomb Turk (Hollywood Knights) 1980 comedy a must see, when you do you will know what I mean. Funny part with Robert Wuhl and Fran Derscher.

[wsuwrhr]

Usually I have better control.......:mad:
Been awhile for you Mandie?
Too bad....
Brian

[mrs.rvrluvr]

so what are you gonna name the baby
I hope you pulled out first

[Biglue]

The last time I found myself in that exact scenario, we made my 3 year old. Only difference was she finished too..... :jawdrop: :D

[boatsnblondes]

I depend on premature ejaculation for a number of reasons...least of all I can get a good nights' sleep....

[Baja Big Dog]

:eek: Did it make him mad?????:eek:

[HavasuSelect]

Drink enough beer and Vodka and that wont happen, hell alot of the time it WONT HAPPEN AT ALL
Whiskey dick is a terrible thing. I can count at least 3 occasions where I missed out on the best 2 minutes of my life.

[Ziggy]

The last time I found myself in that exact scenario, we made my 3 year old. Only difference was she finished too..... :jawdrop: :DThat must have been interesting to make a 3 yr old.....:)

[Biglue]

That must have been interesting to make a 3 yr old.....:)
LOL, them are some potent swimmers man. :D

[SummerBreeze]

so what are you gonna name the baby
I hope you pulled out first
What A Thing To Say:D

[Throttle]

have her put it in her mouth for a minute or two, you should be ready to go in no time all over again... keep tryin till you get it right...:D :D :D

[HaulinAss]

I hate it when you can't get the tissue in place quickly enough.
now thats some fukkin funny shit right there,you said tissue

[HaulinAss]

So what's the problem?
I always thought it was a race to see who could finish first. Am I missin' something?
fukk yeah I usually race for sure! I normally win however so when she does its like :sqeyes:

[HaulinAss]

What's worse is when you have too much to drink and bang all freakin' night, and can't "finish"... it does make for a good ab workout though...
its a poor mans viagra :D

[HaulinAss]

Wanna race?:D
now thats classic

[HammerDown]

Did Roz gag?
rotflmao....:D

[shueman]

Don't ya just hate when that happens, cuz you fall asleep before the end of the movie...:D

[BarryMac]

Dry Jack, you wont have that problem. BTW, I hear that sex is better with a partner... :D :D

[SummitKarl]

Dry Jack, you wont have that problem. BTW, I hear that sex is better with a partner... :D :D
Poor Barry, every which way you turn seems your surounded by Mandy's SPUNK:D

[Ziggy]

this here is some funny reading:D good luck next month mandy:D
ROTFLMAO----------thats the funniest thing said so far... :D :D :D
Mark gets the award!!!! :)

[Mandelon]

And that award cums quickly apparently....spezzzial delivery.
Man---->saving up for next month<----delon

[OutCole'd]

What are you bitching about anyways? At least you ejaculated.

[mrs.rvrluvr]

What A Thing To Say:D
you could name it:
shorty
oops
oh Sh*t
Honey I think I just ...
that didn't just happen
did you feel that
stop bouncing
wait a second

[shockwaveharry]

Whats premature ejaculation? :D

[BarryMac]

Whats premature ejaculation? :D
Evidently it's a problem that Mandelon has with his penis... :D :D

[OutCole'd]

Whats premature ejaculation? :D
Ask my wife, she could write a book on the subject.:D

[Biglue]

you could name it:
shorty
oops
oh Sh*t
Honey I think I just ...
that didn't just happen
did you feel that
stop bouncing
wait a second
LMAO..... few others
Quick draw
short fused (more than one meaning) :D
"That's all folks".
DING DING DING
:D :D :D :D

[Biglue]

Evidently it's a problem that Mandelon has with his penis... :D :D
Barry, Barry, Barry....... :)

[BarryMac]

Barry, Barry, Barry....... :)
What? Someone had to say it... :D

[mrs.rvrluvr]

LMAO..... few others
Quick draw
short fused (more than one meaning) :D
"That's all folks".
DING DING DING
:D :D :D :D
my hubbys favorite
dont grab those you will make me ....
too late:D

[YeLLowBoaT]

Whats premature ejaculation? :D
its when you have 3 hot sisters that want to give you the night of your life, and you can only last thru two of them. :)

[Biglue]

What? Someone had to say it... :D
You should not even know that. Very scary the way your concerned with Mandelon's penis......yeah really :jawdrop: :D :D :D :D
my hubbys favorite
dont grab those you will make me ....
too late:D
You're pretty evil there Mrs. R. :D
One more for ya...
"You weren't really in the mood were ya?" :D

[Biglue]

its when you have 3 hot sisters that want to give you the night of your life, and you can only last thru two of them. :)
You really shouldn't be sleeping with your sisters. ROTFLMAO

[BarryMac]

my hubbys favorite
dont grab those you will make me ....
too late:D
Bet it was still good for him... :D

[YeLLowBoaT]

You really shouldn't be sleeping with your sisters. ROTFLMAO
you must be from the appalation mountains area... to have your mind wonder like that... :)

[Biglue]

you must be from the appalation mountains area... to have your mind wonder like that... :)
You walked into that one......not me. :jawdrop: :idea: ;)

[SoCalSouthpaw]

baseball

[dumbandyoung]

Usually I have better control.......:mad:
hahahahahaah!!!! Maybe your the guy who stole my girlfriend:D

[Racey]

Next time think of little kids and puppy dogs getting run over by cars.:D

[Mandelon]

its when you have 3 hot sisters that want to give you the night of your life, and you can only last thru two of them. :)
I only have one sister.......that 'splains it all.

[Kilrtoy]

Whiskey dick is a terrible thing. I can count at least 3 occasions where I missed out on the best 2 minutes of my life.
Oh no its the opposite, you can go all nite long the only problem SOMETIMES is YOU NEVER FINISH

[mrs.rvrluvr]

Bet it was still good for him... :D
That must be a guy thing because he says the same thing.
At least one of us is happy:D