funny joke

[EAZYKILLER2006]

>> DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
what did ya expect it was from myspace...
well i thought it was funny:(
http://a854.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/l_b7d8090f68e342cb22cebf2a3f5e2bdd.jpg
>> 40-ish..................................49.
> Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
> Athletic................................No breasts.
> Average looking.....................Moooo.
> Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
> Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
> Feminist................ ..............Fat.
> Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
> Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
> New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
> Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
> Open-minded.........................Desperate.
> Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
> Professional...........................Bitch.
> Voluptuous..........................Very fat.
> Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
> Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.
>
> DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> Yes.....................................No
> No.....................................Yes
> Maybe.................................No
> We need.... ...........................I want
> I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
> We need to talk......................You're in trouble
> Sure, go ahead........................You better not
> Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
> I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you
> moron!
> You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?
>
> DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
> I am hungry...........................I am hungry
> I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
> I am tired..............................I am tired
> Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
> I love you..............................Let's have sex now
> I am bored............................ .Do you want to have sex?
> May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.
> Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
> Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
> Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
> I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.

[riverbound]

Lol

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Lol
lol i thought so...:D

[Kilrtoy]

> Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
Oh so true

[BadKachina]

You forgot one
No shoes in the boat...............No F-n shoes in the boat

[BarryMac]

You forgot one
No shoes in the boat...............No F-n shoes in the boat
Especially those kind of shoes, maybe the occasional flipflip but NEVER work boots... LOL LOL LOL

[Wild Horses]

It's not just one they are all true.:D :D

[anxious]

You forgot one
No shoes in the boat...............No F-n shoes in the boat
Last fourth of july, i saw some guy roll his ice chest down the beach into the water, lift it up and rolled it across the deck of a closed bow boat The owner about the beat the s$!# out of him! I know I would have.

[Baja Big Dog]

Its obvious....You cut and pasted that one????
It was great, and you can wear those boots anytime you want to in my boat, I just hope you can get your pants off over them!!!!! :devil:

[EAZYKILLER2006]

You forgot one
No shoes in the boat...............No F-n shoes in the boat
i was thinking ...(ya i do that occasionally) i dont get it? everyone posting about boots...the joke didnt say anything about boots...i dont think, did it? so i go re read the joke...oh :) okay "my boots" in my boat ...:( now i get it...well :( its cold:confused: ...its boots, or the dogg slippers...MAN, NOW THAT IS FUNNY not knowing what you guys were talking about, and i just "now" figured it out i couldnt stop laughing!!!...i forgot i stuck that pic up in the post...well hubby says if its "me" i can wear boots in the boat:yuk:

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Its obvious....You cut and pasted that one????
It was great, and you can wear those boots anytime you want to in my boat, I just hope you can get your pants off over them!!!!! :devil:
lol i did cut and past it ...how could you tell?

[BUSHWACKER]

Thanks for sharing it.
If the Captain permits you to wear boots, on your boat that is between you two, that's why he's the Captain and you are his Mate, nice to see a happy couple these days. :D