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FMluvswater
02-01-2006, 12:09 AM
So it's around 5 pm and raining hard so I bundle up in my rain gear for a walk to the corner store for a few groceries. On my way back some guy (likely around my age but a complete stranger to me) walks up beside me and hits my arm to get my attention. I look at him a little warily and he says,
"So do you wanna get horny with me?"
I'm certain my eyes bulged. I mumbled something back thinking I misheard him.
He says,
"Come back to my house with me; it's cozy and warm. I've got comdoms."
I think I made a noise of some sort likely tinged with huge disbelief.
He laughed and said,
"You'll be making that same noise when we're done. Come on! Why not?"
I was laughing by then (nervousness maybe I dunno. ) It was very weird; very absurd. Told him I was on my way to my own home and thanks but no. :D He laughed and shrugged, then walked ahead of me a lil bit. I asked him was he drunk or high. He laughed and looked back at me shaking his head,
"Nope. Just hungover."
We parted at the street corner and I told him to have a good day ... and I'm still laughing (tinged with huge disbelief)! :D OMG! As if somebody does that?! See? See what happens when I go shopping?! I hate shopping. :yuk: .... :idea: Heyyyyy ... dammit! I coulda got laid! :cry: :D Oh darn, guess I missed that one! :rolleyes: :D

BigBlockBaja
02-01-2006, 12:13 AM
Sorry Fm. That was me. I decided to visit Canada and saw you walking back to your house. Please excuase my rude behavior.... :crossx: :crossx:

FMluvswater
02-01-2006, 12:21 AM
Sorry Fm. That was me. I decided to visit Canada and saw you walking back to your house. Please excuase my rude behavior.... :crossx: :crossx:
How rude indeedly! Could have at least told me your name then I might have said yes (probably not but you still should have told me it was you) ! :D

BigBlockBaja
02-01-2006, 12:22 AM
How rude indeedly! Could have at least told me your name then I might have said yes (probably not but you still should have told me it was you) ! :D
I lead a double life and if I revieled my true identity, my plans would have been spoiled....

FMluvswater
02-01-2006, 12:24 AM
I lead a double life and if I revieled my true identity, my plans would have been spoiled....
So did that line work on anyone else? :idea: Didjya end up gettin' some? :D

BigBlockBaja
02-01-2006, 12:27 AM
So did that line work on anyone else? :idea: Didjya end up gettin' some? :D
Pleading the 5th..... Im learning to be a manslut....

FMluvswater
02-01-2006, 12:36 AM
Pleading the 5th..... Im learning to be a manslut....
At least you've got condoms ... or so you said! :idea:

BigBlockBaja
02-01-2006, 12:38 AM
At least you've got condoms ... or so you said! :idea:
Never know.... could have a few tricks up my sleeve.

FMluvswater
02-01-2006, 12:41 AM
Never know.... could have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Well then it's a damn good thing I said no! :supp:

maxwedge
02-01-2006, 12:46 AM
I think we would have to see pics of you in this rain gear in order to determine if were sexy or not. Then you could post pics with nothing at all just so we could make sure it was the rain gear providing the sexiness, and not just your natural beauty. Or I guess we could just ask BigBlockBaha. LOL. Most girls do look better when wet though. :p

FMluvswater
02-01-2006, 12:56 AM
I think we would have to see pics of you in this rain gear in order to determine if were sexy or not. Then you could post pics with nothing at all just so we could make sure it was the rain gear providing the sexiness, and not just your natural beauty. Or I guess we could just ask BigBlockBaha. LOL. Most girls do look better when wet though. :p
I'd say to ask Suey but he's biased. :D No pics ... sorry maxwedge (well not really but it seems the nice thing to say since I'm not going with your suggestion :D ) BigBlockBaja has already pled the 5th! :D

Huckleberry
02-01-2006, 01:23 AM
Rain gear can be sexy, but this dude's approach is pretty creepy if you ask me.

Huckleberry
02-01-2006, 01:31 AM
See what i mean??? This is meant to shed water, and dayum if it isn't sexy as hell!!!
http://store.planetcostume.com/product_image.php?imageid=128

FMluvswater
02-01-2006, 01:55 AM
See what i mean??? This is meant to shed water, and dayum if it isn't sexy as hell!!!
http://store.planetcostume.com/product_image.php?imageid=128
LMAO! Uhh okay my rain gear looks NOTHING like that and I look nothing like that model! :D
I do agree with you that it was kind of a creepy approach, Huck. I wondered later if I should have told him off but thankfully humor seemed to help the situation. I guess it could have gone in a scarier direction ... but it didn't :smile: ... it was just very weird. :D

Huckleberry
02-01-2006, 02:00 AM
Sounds like it had potential to get real ugly. We can all sit back and Monday-morning quarterback what you should have done. What you did worked this time. Just keep your options open should something like this happen again. Telling him off very loudly could be good, or it could piss him off and make it worse.

FMluvswater
02-01-2006, 02:08 AM
Sounds like it had potential to get real ugly. We can all sit back and Monday-morning quarterback what you should have done. What you did worked this time. Just keep your options open should something like this happen again. Telling him off very loudly could be good, or it could piss him off and make it worse.
Yeah that's been my experience - being defensive and mouthy tends to provoke aggression and anger. It was uncomfy but I didn't feel I was in danger, so I chose to take it lightly. He had to have been joking! :D