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BEER&WATER
02-28-2007, 11:00 PM
THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild;
naturally beautiful, with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - hot, relaxed, and confident of
her beauty.
Between 1 and 70 a man is like Iran. Ruled by a prick.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all
conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war and doesn't
make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - self-preserving but open to
meeting new people.
After 70, she's like Tibet - Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst
for spiritual knowledge visit there.
Between 1 and 70 a man is like Iran. Ruled by a prick.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

BEER&WATER
02-28-2007, 11:05 PM
A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.
Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation ...
She is speaking in a cheery voice "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye."
She hangs up the telephone, and her lover asks, "Who was that? Oh, she replies, that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having with you on his fishing trip."

uselessgrant
03-01-2007, 01:55 AM
i dont care who you are thats funny