BEER&WATER
02-28-2007, 11:00 PM
THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild;
naturally beautiful, with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - hot, relaxed, and confident of
her beauty.
Between 1 and 70 a man is like Iran. Ruled by a prick.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all
conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war and doesn't
make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - self-preserving but open to
meeting new people.
After 70, she's like Tibet - Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst
for spiritual knowledge visit there.
Between 1 and 70 a man is like Iran. Ruled by a prick.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild;
naturally beautiful, with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - hot, relaxed, and confident of
her beauty.
Between 1 and 70 a man is like Iran. Ruled by a prick.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all
conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war and doesn't
make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - self-preserving but open to
meeting new people.
After 70, she's like Tibet - Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst
for spiritual knowledge visit there.
Between 1 and 70 a man is like Iran. Ruled by a prick.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN