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BEER&WATER
03-01-2007, 11:22 AM
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> A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on
>a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
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> "Not yet," replied the little boy.
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> His mother tells him no breakfast untill the chores are
>done.
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> Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the
>chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks
>a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
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> He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him
>a bowl of dry cereal. How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? And why
>don't I have any milk in my cereal?"
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> Well," his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken, so you
>don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get
>any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a
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>you aren't getting any milk."
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> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks
>the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his
>mother and with a smile says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?
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