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canuck1
03-06-2007, 09:10 PM
hit the bong like some of us
drove a tye dye micro bus
Hooli's song:D

vmjtc3
03-06-2007, 09:11 PM
:D nice keep going

hoolign
03-06-2007, 09:16 PM
hit the bong like some of us
drove a tye dye micro bus
Hooli's song:D
LMAO!
If god had long hair-and a goatee,
and if eyes were pretty glazed-if he looked spaced out,
would you buy his story,
would you believe he had an eye infection.
and yeah yeah, god looks baked,
yeah yeah, god smells good,
yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
what if god smoked cannibus,
hit the bong like some of us,
drove a tye-dyed microbus,
and he subscribes to rolling stone(d).
when god made this place in the beginning,
did he plant any seeds or did he put them there
for adam and eve, so they'd be hungry
for the apple that the snake was always offering.
and yeah yeah, god rolls great,
yeah yeah, god smells good
yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
what if god smoked cannibus,
do you s'pose he had a buzz,
when he made the platypus,
when he created earth - our home...
...does he like pearl jam or the stones...
...and do you think he rolls his own...
...up there in heaven on the floor...
...and when the saints go marching home...
...maybe he sits and smokes bowl...

mobldj
03-06-2007, 09:37 PM
hed be unemployed for failing the drug test, will perform miracles for food on his sign by the freeway onramp

ROZ
03-06-2007, 09:39 PM
What makes you think he didn't?

hoolign
03-06-2007, 09:39 PM
hed be unemployed for failing the drug test, will perform miracles for food on his sign by the freeway onramp
I'll put in a good word down there for you! :D We're all going to hell for this thread:D

hoolign
03-06-2007, 09:40 PM
What makes you think he didn't?
he couldn't have driven the tye died bus! No refinerys to make the gas! :D

ROZ
03-06-2007, 09:42 PM
who needs gas when you have weed and and can create any munchie you want? :D

hoolign
03-06-2007, 09:44 PM
who needs gas when you have weed and and can create any munchie you want? :D
Good point! Hows Roz doin? :idea: