Jbb
03-07-2007, 05:08 PM
Gotta love redneck girls
>
> When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
> out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
> glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
>
>
> The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
> into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.He says,
> "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass that we don't need to drink with
> the same one twice either."
>
> The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one
> draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
> Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
> calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans
> and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice
>
> When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
> out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
> glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
>
>
> The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
> into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.He says,
> "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass that we don't need to drink with
> the same one twice either."
>
> The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one
> draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
> Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
> calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans
> and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice