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Tom Brown
03-22-2007, 08:41 PM
I've been working pretty hard lately. Long hours. Impossible deadlines. You know how it goes.
Sunday afternoon arrives and I find myself not at work. Weird. Anyway, I had been planning to go to the lake, do some walking, and relax. It's beautiful out there in the winter. There aren't many people there in the winter. By the way, yes... it's still winter here. There are only about a half dozen houses that are lived in all year. The rest are summer only.
Anyway, I'm heading toward a hill with the intention of hiking up to take some pictures. I'm carrying some photography equipment. One of the items I was carrying was a pretty meaty Manfrotto tripod with a heavy cast aluminum head (Manfrotto 190CL and 222 head, for those in the know) and a sling bag.
One of the houses that is lived in all year is right by the highway. It's your basic dump. The house looks OK but the yard is a dump with garbage all over and a big fence of assorted shit propped up to keep the dogs in. Much of the fence is unpainted, weather browned OSB.
This house by the highway happens to be the home of a bunch of dogs. These dogs are a little crazy and real stupid. They aren't there in the summer. Maybe they're new. Anyway, from two blocks before the house, I can hear the dogs barking like idiots. The frenzy got so fever pitched as I got close that I could hear these stupid dogs pounding the fence. It was really loud, like players hitting the boards in a hockey game. They must be some pretty sturdy dogs. I was a block past when the owner opened the rickety screen door to yell at the dogs to shut up. The dogs, of course, ignored the screaming and just chimed in with their audible support.
That's when a big black dog came after me. I don't think this dog was from Sanford & Son's rabid dog emporium, I think it was just a lose dog that was a mean piece of shit. The dog tore my leg pretty good before I could golf a direct blow onto it's skull with the head of my tripod. It was a sturdy dog. It sounded like I hit a tree stump. The dog pulled back a little and I hit him again but the second time I just barely tagged him. He scurried away.
It was a load of laughs.
I don't have a clue who the dog belongs to or where he came from. There wasn't a lot of time to talk to him and look for tags, you know, but if I was able to track down the owner, what do you suppose the odds are that the owner would tell me to go **** myself, that his sweet dog wouldn't hurt a fly, and then carve into my good leg with a chain saw? I'd say those odds are pretty good.
You know Dave, I don't wish you, or anyone, to be attacked by a dog but I think dog owners should be aware that their sweet, lovable animals turn into vicious little pricks when the owners aren't around and when they're either scared or protecting their territory.
This isn't about pit bulls or any specific breed. It's about people controlling their dogs. I have to say, if I would have had access to a gun at the cottage I would have gone back, tried to find the dog, and harvested it.

Jetboatguru
03-22-2007, 08:45 PM
I've been working pretty hard lately. Long hours. Impossible deadlines. You know how it goes.
Sunday afternoon arrives and I find myself not at work. Weird. Anyway, I had been planning to go to the lake, do some walking, and relax. It's beautiful out there in the winter. There aren't many people there in the winter. By the way, yes... it's still winter here. There are only about a half dozen houses that are lived in all year. The rest are summer only.
Anyway, I'm heading toward a hill with the intention of hiking up to take some pictures. I'm carrying some photography equipment. One of the items I was carrying was a pretty meaty Manfrotto tripod with a heavy cast aluminum head (Manfrotto 190CL and 222 head, for those in the know) and a sling bag.
One of the houses that is lived in all year is right by the highway. It's your basic dump. The house looks OK but the yard is a dump with garbage all over and a big fence of assorted shit propped up to keep the dogs in. Much of the fence is unpainted, weather browned OSB.
This house by the highway happens to be the home of a bunch of dogs. These dogs are a little crazy and real stupid. They aren't there in the summer. Maybe they're new. Anyway, from two blocks before the house, I can hear the dogs barking like idiots. The frenzy got so fever pitched as I got close that I could hear these stupid dogs pounding the fence. It was really loud, like players hitting the boards in a hockey game. They must be some pretty sturdy dogs. I was a block past when the owner opened the rickety screen door to yell at the dogs to shut up. The dogs, of course, ignored the screaming and just chimed in with their audible support.
That's when a big black dog came after me. I don't think this dog was from Sanford & Son's rabid dog emporium, I think it was just a lose dog that was a mean piece of shit. The dog tore my leg pretty good before I could golf a direct blow onto it's skull with the head of my tripod. It was a sturdy dog. It sounded like I hit a tree stump. The dog pulled back a little and I hit him again but the second time I just barely tagged him. He scurried away.
It was a load of laughs.
I don't have a clue who the dog belongs to or where he came from. There wasn't a lot of time to talk to him and look for tags, you know, but if I was able to track down the owner, what do you suppose the odds are that the owner would tell me to go **** myself, that his sweet dog wouldn't hurt a fly, and then carve into my good leg with a chain saw? I'd say those odds are pretty good.
You know Dave, I don't wish you, or anyone, to be attacked by a dog but I think dog owners should be aware that their sweet, lovable animals turn into vicious little pricks when the owners aren't around and when they're either scared or protecting their territory.
This isn't about pit bulls or any specific breed. It's about people controlling their dogs. I have to say, if I would have had access to a gun at the cottage I would have gone back, tried to find the dog, and harvested it.
Tom Brown is BAD ASS!!

Jbb
03-22-2007, 08:50 PM
I have to say, if I would have had access to a gun at the cottage I would have gone back, tried to find the dog, and harvested it.
Pussy!.......If you had any street cred at all......you would have popped a cap in that motherfukkers head.....ghetto style.....
:D

Rexone
03-22-2007, 08:51 PM
I'm just a little surprised he didn't snap a photo of the chowhound nawing on his leg like a tree devouring beaver prior to the tripod on the head.
Tom sorry you had to endure this. Might I suggest you carry a can of pepper spray on your next photo shoot? Or perhaps a 44 mag?
Did I shoot and miss 5 or 6 times? Do you feel lucky today Fido?
I'm heading out to walk my dogs now. My baseball bat will be accompanying us as it always does. And I don't play baseball.

RiverDave
03-22-2007, 09:12 PM
Brown, I'm well aware that dogs attack.. I just think it sucks when someone singles out a breed and say they should be banned and outlawed becuase some bad owners have them.
Sucks you got attacked. I've been attacked (as afore mentioned) by two black labs in my life. Neither experience was what I'd call a barrell of monkeys fun. I'm not calling for the banning of labs though. I think the typical knee jerk reaction is stupid just becuase the word "pit" comes up. That's all I've ever said. :(
Sorry to hear you got bit. Do I dare ask? What kind of dog was it..
RD

Tom Brown
03-22-2007, 09:17 PM
Do I dare ask? What kind of dog was it.
I would really like to say it was a pit bull, just to piss you off. :D
I don't know a lot about dogs. This was a fairly large dog, perhaps 24~28" at the shoulders, but it wasn't huge. I'd guess it to weigh maybe 100 lbs. Mostly, it was black with some brown on it. It wasn't skinny like a doberman and it wasn't as big as a doberman but it had some of the colorings. I'd guess it was a mutt.

boatsnblondes
03-22-2007, 09:24 PM
I have a yellow lab....for some reason, people always ask me if he is a good watchdog....I always say "yes, he is. He will watch you take everything we own right out the back door of the house." I got my moneys worth with this one, trust me. :rolleyes:

spectras only
03-22-2007, 09:53 PM
[QUOTE=Rexone;
I'm heading out to walk my dogs now. My baseball bat will be accompanying us as it always does. And I don't play baseball.[/QUOTE]
Live in a nice neighborhood Mike ? :jawdrop: :)

spectras only
03-22-2007, 10:01 PM
[QUOTE=RiverDave
I think the typical knee jerk reaction is stupid just becuase the word "pit" comes up. RD[/QUOTE]
RD , Neva is a pussycat , one can tell by just looking at her face .Nothing like that dog it was posted with biceps like of Arnie's :idea: . There are some Dobermans I wouldn't want to cross paths with either , if it makes you feel better :) .

Rexone
03-22-2007, 10:06 PM
Live in a nice neighborhood Mike ? :jawdrop: :)
Actually its pretty good. But stray dogs don't seem to care much. I've used the bat twice in about 15 years on stray dogs and glad I had it at those times. Usually a few hits on the ground and a stern warning stops em before stray dog to bat contact becomes necessary. Got lots of coyotes too although they don't seem to pay much attention to us when I encounter them.

spectras only
03-22-2007, 10:15 PM
Mike , we have coyotes they're harmless , unless you have a cat that likes going out . Any suggestions when encountering a bear :idea: :D

Tom Brown
03-22-2007, 10:23 PM
Any suggestions when encountering a bear
I recommend the Gitzo GT2941L with the G2270M head.

Rexone
03-22-2007, 10:23 PM
Mike , we have coyotes they're harmless , unless you have a cat that likes going out . Any suggestions when encountering a bear :idea: :D
My suggestion (not being a firearms expert) would be a 44 Magnum with 6 bullits in it.
I don't imagine the bat would be too effective.

spectras only
03-22-2007, 10:25 PM
I recommend the Gitzo GT2941L with the G2270M head.
Have you got one I can borrow , :)

Tom Brown
03-22-2007, 10:27 PM
I'm a little light on anything made by Gitzo.
I prefer Manfrotto where stock is relative.

spectras only
03-22-2007, 10:31 PM
Isn't Manfrotto a tripod for professional photographers ? They're strong enough to hold a 50 cal .:D

ROZ
03-22-2007, 10:31 PM
Tom Brown is the toughest person I know of :)
He can eat a muffin then shit a bowling ball :)

Tom Brown
03-22-2007, 10:33 PM
Isn't Manfrotto a tripod for professional photographers ?
Manfrotto makes products for photographers who are too cheap to pop for Gitzo.

ROZ
03-22-2007, 10:33 PM
I prefer "Manfrotto" where stock is relative.
Outcole'd prefers man anything :D

Rexone
03-22-2007, 10:36 PM
I recommend the Gitzo GT2941L with the G2270M head.
Tom that might work ok on a smallish black bear. But what about if you come across a large grizzily. I really think the 44 mag might be worth your consideration. Or at least a Hudson Sprayer full of pepper spray.

spectras only
03-22-2007, 10:41 PM
I wouldn't fock around a grizzly with pepper spray .It would just make him angrier :jawdrop:

Rexone
03-22-2007, 10:46 PM
I wouldn't fock around a grizzly with pepper spray .It would just make him angrier :jawdrop:
Angirer than Tom bouncing a high dollar tripod off his nose right before he consumes Tom's shoulder and arm? I'd rate it equally.
I'm still recommending the 44 mag.

Debbolas
03-23-2007, 06:05 AM
Every morning I walk my two yellow labs up into the foothills. We have seen hawks and bunnies. Coyotes will run right in front of us, yet pay us no attention. There is this one house that we walk by and there are a bunch of big, mean dogs. They bark when we walk by and this one (like a border collie) likes to chew up a bush while barking in a frenzie at us.
We haven't had any problems, but I've seen people walking with golf clubs....my question is this....should I carry a big stick?:jawdrop:
I've been walking since January with no problems.....

Rexone
03-23-2007, 07:34 AM
Yes Deb. You can't go wrong with a big stick or even a tripod.

Jordy
03-23-2007, 07:42 AM
My suggestion (not being a firearms expert) would be a 44 Magnum with 6 bullits in it.
The key with the .44 mag revolver is to only shoot the bear 5 times. If he's still up and charging you, use the last one on yourself. :D :D :D
Was at a gunshop one time listening to a salesman pitching some other prospective customer on a .44 mag and brought up that it's the only handgun that is approved by the Alaska Game and Fish to hunt grizzly bears... I'm thinking yeah, if I'm going grizzy hunting, it's going to be out of a helicopter with a .50 cal sniper rifle from a couple hundred feet in the air. ;)

Jetboatguru
03-23-2007, 07:44 AM
The key with the .44 mag revolver is to only shoot the bear 5 times. If he's still up and charging you, use the last one on yourself. :D :D :D
Was at a gunshop one time listening to a salesman pitching some other prospective customer on a .44 mag and brought up that it's the only handgun that is approved by the Alaska Game and Fish to hunt grizzly bears... I'm thinking yeah, if I'm going grizzy hunting, it's going to be out of a helicopter with a .50 cal sniper rifle from a couple hundred feet in the air. ;)
WIMP!!!:D

Jordy
03-23-2007, 07:47 AM
WIMP!!!:D
When it comes to the opportunity to be face to face with a grizzly bear in the wild, I'm the first one to admit that I'm a wimp and want no part of it!!! :D :D :D

BarryMac
03-23-2007, 07:47 AM
I don't know a lot about dogs. This was a fairly large dog, perhaps 24~28" at the shoulders, but it wasn't huge. I'd guess it to weigh maybe 100 lbs. Mostly, it was black with some brown on it. It wasn't skinny like a doberman and it wasn't as big as a doberman but it had some of the colorings. I'd guess it was a mutt.
That's my bitch, I sent her after your Cantard ass, she came home a little weary and a little bloody but she assured me she would be back, next time she aiming for your NUTS... :D :D

Jordy
03-23-2007, 07:57 AM
Hey Brown, is this that last grizzly you got with a tripod??? :jawdrop: :idea: :confused: :eek: :D
http://www.deltana.com/hunting/images/alaska_peninsula_jens_bear2.jpg

460 jus getn it
03-23-2007, 08:04 AM
FOCK that noise, like jbb said. POP A CAP IN THAT MUTHA FUKKER.

moneypit
03-23-2007, 08:08 AM
Pussy!.......If you had any street cred at all......you would have popped a cap in that motherfukkers head.....ghetto style.....
:D
Ya.. browns a big Pussy.. Hiking... enjoying the outdoors, taking.... pictures... What a fag!:D :D

Jordy
03-23-2007, 08:11 AM
Ya.. browns a big Pussy.. Hiking... enjoying the outdoors, taking.... pictures... What a fag!:D :D
He did have a tripod so perhaps he was going to shoot some nature porn... Nah, the way I see it, he was hiking out into the woods, going to drop a steamer, then photograph it, give it some artsy fartsy title like "Dump in the Forest," and then proudly display his work over his fireplace. :jawdrop: :eek: :D

Rexone
03-23-2007, 08:12 AM
Hey Tom, last weekend my dog got out. You haven't by chance seen him have you?
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=22380&d=1169257338

moneypit
03-23-2007, 08:20 AM
He did have a tripod so perhaps he was going to shoot some nature porn... Nah, the way I see it, he was hiking out into the woods, going to drop a steamer, then photograph it, give it some artsy fartsy title like "Dump in the Forest," and then proudly display his work over his fireplace. :jawdrop: :eek: :D
Ya, he will call it "poop on a rock at 6am":D :D

Desert Rat
03-23-2007, 08:30 AM
I have to say, if I would have had access to a gun at the cottage I would have gone back, tried to find the dog, and harvested it.
Classic:D

RiverDave
03-23-2007, 09:02 AM
Every morning I walk my two yellow labs up into the foothills. We have seen hawks and bunnies. Coyotes will run right in front of us, yet pay us no attention. There is this one house that we walk by and there are a bunch of big, mean dogs. They bark when we walk by and this one (like a border collie) likes to chew up a bush while barking in a frenzie at us.
We haven't had any problems, but I've seen people walking with golf clubs....my question is this....should I carry a big stick?:jawdrop:
I've been walking since January with no problems.....
Debbolas, get a pitbull then you don't need a stick.. LOL :D
RD

Debbolas
03-23-2007, 09:17 AM
Debbolas, get a pitbull then you don't need a stick.. LOL :D
RD
:D Naaaa, I hear they are wimpy dogs ;)

BajaMike
03-23-2007, 09:24 AM
My baseball bat will be accompanying us as it always does. And I don't play baseball.
A baseball bat is a great thing....I've got one in my car and one in my truck and one at home.....I don't play baseball either.
A gun is a great thing too......:idea:
:sqeyes:

RiverDave
03-23-2007, 09:29 AM
What's with all the baseball bats? You guys are going "county status" on me over here.. LOL
RD

Jordy
03-23-2007, 09:32 AM
You guys are going "county status" on me over here.. LOL
RD
Country status would be an axe handle... Dumbass. :D :D :D

RiverDave
03-23-2007, 09:38 AM
Go back and read it again dumbass.. :D
COUNTY status.. not COUNTRY status. County Status = baseball bat n shit.. Yo.
RD

Kachina26
03-23-2007, 09:38 AM
I've been walking since January with no problems.....
So how were you getting around before that?

Jordy
03-23-2007, 09:39 AM
Go back and read it again dumbass.. :D
COUNTY status.. not COUNTRY status. County Status = baseball bat n shit.. Yo.
RD
Hey, don't start with me or I'll give you a peace of my mind!!! :mad: :devil: :mad:
Either way, county or country status= axe handle.
Baseball bat=little league. ;)
Oh, and RD SUX!!!! :D

Evin Rude
03-23-2007, 09:40 AM
Family pit bull kills 2 year old girl.
http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou070323_ac_pitbullmauled.b6b5492.html
This is like 6 people dead here in 6 or so months from dog attacks, 4 of them small children.

Debbolas
03-23-2007, 09:46 AM
So how were you getting around before that?
ha ha ha :D
I'm not telling, but it wasn't pretty :jawdrop:

Some Kind Of Monster
03-23-2007, 09:53 AM
:idea: :idea: I have a large gun, and I don't hunt :idea: :idea:

spectras only
03-23-2007, 10:24 AM
You think you've seen it all :D . This dog won't hurt anyone :)
http://media.putfile.com/blubb-58

Moneypitt
03-23-2007, 10:47 AM
A baseball bat is a great thing....I've got one in my car and one in my truck and one at home.....I don't play baseball either.
:sqeyes:
What you have there is a potential "deadly weapon" charge. A bat by it's self is considered a weapon by many LE jurisdictions. However, if you also have a ball and a glove, you become a ball player instead of a felon...Always carry that ball and glove along with the bat........If you ever had to use the bat it could be construde as premeditation, without the ball and glove, it's purpose would be viewed as a weapon.........MP

Rexone
03-23-2007, 11:32 AM
Hey, don't start with me or I'll give you a peace of my mind!!! :mad: :devil: :mad:
Just a suggestion. Make it a small piece.
You might get chosen to go on Smarter than a 5th Grader or something.
And its piece, not peace, retard.

BajaMike
03-23-2007, 11:39 AM
What you have there is a potential "deadly weapon" charge. A bat by it's self is considered a weapon by many LE jurisdictions. However, if you also have a ball and a glove, you become a ball player instead of a felon...Always carry that ball and glove along with the bat........If you ever had to use the bat it could be construde as premeditation, without the ball and glove, it's purpose would be viewed as a weapon.........MP
I would only use it in self defense (like a gun) and I don't care if it's viewed as a weapon....but your suggestion on carrying a ball and glove is probably good advise.:idea:

boatsnblondes
03-23-2007, 12:08 PM
I would only use it in self defense (like a gun) and I don't care if it's viewed as a weapon....but your suggestion on carrying a ball and glove is probably good advise.:idea:
I agree, I don't play baseball, but I carry a ball, a bat and a glove...should hold up in court...:idea:

Rexone
03-23-2007, 12:21 PM
You know what. I'm gonna look like a real jackass (would not be the first time btw), juggling 2 dogs, my bat, my maglite, my glove, my baseball, and 4 dogshit bags, walking down the friggin street at 10pm. :(

ratso
03-23-2007, 12:32 PM
Family pit bull kills 2 year old girl.
http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou070323_ac_pitbullmauled.b6b5492.html
This is like 6 people dead here in 6 or so months from dog attacks, 4 of them small children.
...so often I see "pit bull" and "trailer park" or "double wide" in the same paragraph. http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

Boatcop
03-23-2007, 12:49 PM
The best way to repel grizzly bears is to carry little jingle-type bells and pepper spray. Rattle the bells to scare away the bears, and if you stumble onto one, use the pepper-spray to force him away.
To tell if you're in grizzly bear country, just look for grizzly bear shit. You can tell if it's grizzly shit because it'll smell like pepper and have little bells in it.

Jordy
03-23-2007, 12:51 PM
And its piece, not peace, retard.
Hey, I was just putting it into pieces that RD might understand seeing how he seems to interchange the "too." ;) :D

Evin Rude
03-23-2007, 12:55 PM
...so often I see "pit bull" and "trailer park" or "double wide" in the same paragraph.
As of late in Texas, add in "child mauled" for the complete story.

ratso
03-23-2007, 01:31 PM
As of late in Texas, add in "child mauled" for the complete story.
Yeah, I left that part out... Thank you sir.;)

lucky
03-23-2007, 03:38 PM
you fockers make me laugh like the retarded redneck i am !:D

AZKC
03-23-2007, 03:51 PM
I'll second that:D

Debbolas
03-23-2007, 04:05 PM
You know what. I'm gonna look like a real jackass (would not be the first time btw), juggling 2 dogs, my bat, my maglite, my glove, my baseball, and 4 dogshit bags, walking down the friggin street at 10pm. :(
no, no, no.........THAT look is in ;)

Flyinbowtie
03-23-2007, 05:58 PM
Alan, that is hilarious.
Jordy, my ideal Grizzly Bear Encounter is much like yours.
Tom, I came close to getting my right calf chewed off one night on a search warrant execution, if not for another guy who took care of (shot) an enraged Rotweiller, I'd have got to make a trip to E.R.
I don't know what the weapons laws are in your country but I would research them and if it is legal I would carry a firearm in the future to protect yourself.
If there are Po-Lice around somewhere, it might be worthwhile to let them know of your encounter, yours might not be the first, and if there is a second and you are forced to "swing a bigger stick", it won't be a surprise to anyone.

Jbb
03-23-2007, 06:11 PM
Just a suggestion. Make it a small piece.
You might get chosen to go on Smarter than a 5th Grader or something.
And its piece, not peace, retard.
Mikey ....stop hating!....:D
lmao

ROZ
03-23-2007, 08:34 PM
You know what. I'm gonna look like a real jackass (would not be the first time btw), juggling 2 dogs, my bat, my maglite, my glove, my baseball, and 4 dogshit bags, walking down the friggin street at 10pm. :(
DUH, just use one large dog shit bag...

Rexone
03-23-2007, 08:43 PM
DUH, just use one large dog shit bag...
ok Eienstien you come with me then and you open that bitch a second time. My dogs have the worst smelling dogshit of any dogs on the planet. You'd think I was feedin em chili con carne or something. The smell will lay a person out like a heart attack victim. :messedup:

ROZ
03-23-2007, 08:57 PM
The smell will lay a person out like a heart attack victim. :messedup:
Sounds like a little competition for tom brown ... :idea:

Rexone
03-23-2007, 09:01 PM
Sounds like a little competition for tom brown ... :idea:
Tom would be right up there. I would not want to have to scoop up one of his gross steamers that's for sure. Nor would I care to watch him lay one down on the neighbors lawn although it wouldn't surprise me if he's done it to a couple. eeww...

hoolign
03-23-2007, 09:07 PM
You know what. I'm gonna look like a real jackass (would not be the first time btw), juggling 2 dogs, my bat, my maglite, my glove, my baseball, and 4 dogshit bags, walking down the friggin street at 10pm. :(
Well it would be impossible to beat em a way with a Rex Marine catolouge
Big mean ol dog : GRRR GRRRR GRR CHOMP CHOMP"
Rexy " Don't make me go and start making a catolouge big enough to beat you with"
Big mean ol dog ' CHOMP..GULP!" :jawdrop:

BajaMike
03-23-2007, 09:51 PM
The best way to repel grizzly bears is to carry little jingle-type bells and pepper spray. Rattle the bells to scare away the bears, and if you stumble onto one, use the pepper-spray to force him away.
To tell if you're in grizzly bear country, just look for grizzly bear shit. You can tell if it's grizzly shit because it'll smell like pepper and have little bells in it.
That's pretty damn funny......I was thinking......I'm standing there as a grizzly attacks, and I'm spraying him with a can of pepper spray......I don't think so......:idea:

BajaMike
03-23-2007, 09:56 PM
My dogs have the worst smelling dogshit of any dogs on the planet. :messedup:
Is there a dog on earth that doesn't have "the worst smelling dogshit"??:confused:
:idea: :D

boatsnblondes
03-23-2007, 10:04 PM
ok Eienstien you come with me then and you open that bitch a second time. My dogs have the worst smelling dogshit of any dogs on the planet. You'd think I was feedin em chili con carne or something. The smell will lay a person out like a heart attack victim. :messedup:
Cllose, my prize would go to the sick guy who layed one in the staff bathroom in the cafe car a couple months ago....I walked in not knowing and the funk was so bad I went over the kitchenette sink and puked for five minutes....not good. :(
Smelled like something had crawled up his azz and died......(This part is for Brown)

Rexone
03-23-2007, 10:21 PM
Cllose, my prize would go to the sick guy who layed one in the staff bathroom in the cafe car a couple months ago....I walked in not knowing and the funk was so bad I went over the kitchenette sink and puked for five minutes....not good. :(
Smelled like something had crawled up his azz and died......(This part is for Brown)
:)

bchbum
03-24-2007, 06:39 AM
Best way to get away from a bear is , to walk with a slower friend . We're putting a pool in our yard at this time , all the subs get a fax stating we have 2 large mean dogs . You must call the day before working here. One guy showed up 3 hours early, my dogs let him in , but wouldn't let him take the Bobcat out .Getting a cellphone call from a guy trapped on his tractor PRICELESS.

Debbolas
03-24-2007, 08:27 AM
Well it would be impossible to beat em a way with a Rex Marine catolouge
Big mean ol dog : GRRR GRRRR GRR CHOMP CHOMP"
Rexy " Don't make me go and start making a catolouge big enough to beat you with"
Big mean ol dog ' CHOMP..GULP!" :jawdrop:
:D
LMAO!!!:D