View Full Version : Hey AZJD, when you see a couple geese fighting...
Jordy
03-23-2007, 07:58 AM
You better stay out of it or you might get your ass kicked!!!! :D :D :D
460 jus getn it
03-23-2007, 08:00 AM
Is there a story behind this?
Jordy
03-23-2007, 08:03 AM
Is there a story behind this?
Yeah, he was telling me about it and I decided it might be a good thread for the day. Apparently he thought he was going to be jumped by a geese street gang, but it turns out they were fighting each other, of course, he realized this after he got into his Karate Kid stance and was waving his gym bag wildly... :D :D :D
http://www.coedwynog-geese.co.uk/images/Geese_on_grass.JPG
460 jus getn it
03-23-2007, 08:06 AM
Yeah, he was telling me about it and I decided it might be a good thread for the day. Apparently he thought he was going to be jumped by a geese street gang, but it turns out they were fighting each other, of course, he realized this after he got into his Karate Kid stance and was waving his gym bag wildly... :D :D :D
http://www.coedwynog-geese.co.uk/images/Geese_on_grass.JPGAwwwwwwwww jd got scared by the geese................................
Jordy
03-23-2007, 08:09 AM
Awwwwwwwww jd got scared by the geese................................
You know, we should probably be more sensitive to his traumatic experience, but I think there have been enough of the little girly threads with apologies and crap lately, so scrap that plan. :D :D :D
Can you identify your attackers??? :D :D :D
http://static.flickr.com/79/243106718_497ad4e725.jpg
460 jus getn it
03-23-2007, 08:10 AM
You know, we should probably be more sensitive to his traumatic experience, but I think there have been enough of the little girly threads with apologies and crap lately, so scrap that plan. :D :D :D
Can you identify your attackers??? :D :D :D
http://static.flickr.com/79/243106718_497ad4e725.jpgGod damn, what are you thinking. Your going to give the poor guy night mares for the next month with that close up.....
From the looks of the one in the back, he musta tossed his gym bag or something at him
Jordy
03-23-2007, 08:14 AM
God damn, what are you thinking. Your going to give the poor guy night mares for the next month with that close up.....
From the looks of the one in the back, he musta tossed his gym bag or something at him
You know, he did mention there were some goslings watching from a distance. Could have been a Canatard geese terror squad training mission...
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=27107&stc=1&d=1174666422
460 jus getn it
03-23-2007, 08:19 AM
This just in....The attack caught on tape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgbztkSrxBc
LMAO, careful jd, he is gunna follow you home tonite.
This just in....The attack caught on tape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgbztkSrxBc
LMAO, careful jd, he is gunna follow you home tonite.
Those fockers are ruthless...:sqeyes:
Rexone
03-23-2007, 08:26 AM
I don't find this funny. I've been attacked by a goose. They bite like a mofo.
I apologize if I've offended any goose lovers by posting here.
Jordy
03-23-2007, 08:29 AM
This just in....The attack caught on tape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgbztkSrxBc
LMAO, careful jd, he is gunna follow you home tonite.
I don't know, from the way he told the story, it sounds like it was much more vicious than that... :jawdrop:
I believe they're working on a composite sketch now, with a little help from the eyewitness, which would be one of the gardners. Apparently he saw the whole thing!!! :D
Jordy
03-23-2007, 08:32 AM
I don't find this funny. I've been attacked by a goose. They bite like a mofo.
Sorry to dredge up any painful memories Mikey. :(
460 jus getn it
03-23-2007, 08:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0unwgzrctc&mode=related&search=
Im sure i will get flack from all the ANIMAL LOVERS. But since we are talking geese.:D :D
460 jus getn it
03-23-2007, 08:34 AM
I don't know, from the way he told the story, it sounds like it was much more vicious than that... :jawdrop:
I believe they're working on a composite sketch now, with a little help from the eyewitness, which would be one of the gardners. Apparently he saw the whole thing!!! :D
Dont tell me, that attack was that bad. Is he going to need therpy?
Jordy
03-23-2007, 08:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0unwgzrctc&mode=related&search=
Im sure i will get flack from all the ANIMAL LOVERS. But since we are talking geese.:D :D
I shall call it "JD's Revenge" :D :D :D
460 jus getn it
03-23-2007, 08:38 AM
I shall call it "JD's Revenge" :D :D :DHaha, i wonder if he is plotting as we speak?
Jordy
03-23-2007, 08:39 AM
Haha, i wonder if he is plotting as we speak?
I believe he was heading towards his truck to go to the gym when the alleged perps struck. :D :D :D
460 jus getn it
03-23-2007, 08:44 AM
I believe he was heading towards his truck to go to the gym when the alleged perps struck. :D :D :DLike a pack of rabbit dogs huh.
I can hear the screams now, HELP, HELP, O SOMEBODY HELP.....................
Biglue
03-23-2007, 08:44 AM
I believe he was heading towards his truck to go to the gym when the alleged perps struck. :D :D :D
Geese seem to attack bright shinny items. JD a little advice for you would be to drop the silver Barbie jacket. :D :D :D
Jordy
03-23-2007, 08:47 AM
Like a pack of rabbit dogs huh.
WTF is a "rabbit dog?" Is that something like a jackalope??? :jawdrop: :idea: :confused: :D
http://www.dickinson.edu/departments/geol/images/jackalope.JPG
Or did you mean a pack of rabid dogs??? :D :D :D
Wait, I found a rabbit dog, my bad...
http://www.thepetfund.com/images/memorial/Rabbit-dog.jpg
460 jus getn it
03-23-2007, 08:50 AM
Geese seem to attack bright shinny items. JD a little advice for you would be to drop the silver Barbie jacket. :D :D :DEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, the eye witness is here. So, it was the jacket huh.
Ziggy
03-23-2007, 08:51 AM
I'm with Rex, them geese are ruthless.
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I hate them Geeses to pieces :D:D:D
That shits no joke!:D Those little bastards are mean enough on a normal given basis. These have 3 day old babies! I always steer a little clear of them when we run in the mornings, but now that they have babies I flat out avoid the area.
This morning was flat out funny! I was walking to my truck and heard a noise from the otherside of another vehicle. All of the sudden 2 geese come busting out from behind the vehicle and I freaking must have jumped 5 ft. I thought they were coming after me so I was ready to start kickin and swinging when I relized they were fighting each other!
After they passed by me I looked up on the golf course and saw that the mom and her goslings were standing right there. The male was kicking everythings ass in the vicinity so I got out of the vicinity quickly!
Got in my truck and started laughing my ass off as he tore off after another goose!
Geese seem to attack bright shinny items. JD a little advice for you would be to drop the silver Barbie jacket. :D :D :D
Speaking of Barbie! Tyro, don't you have some Barbie print work to get shipped today?
Kachina26
03-23-2007, 09:44 AM
This just in....The attack caught on tape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgbztkSrxBc
LMAO, careful jd, he is gunna follow you home tonite.
Goose shoulda bit that jackass in the sack!
460 jus getn it
03-23-2007, 10:10 AM
That shits no joke!:D Those little bastards are mean enough on a normal given basis. These have 3 day old babies! I always steer a little clear of them when we run in the mornings, but now that they have babies I flat out avoid the area.
This morning was flat out funny! I was walking to my truck and heard a noise from the otherside of another vehicle. All of the sudden 2 geese come busting out from behind the vehicle and I freaking must have jumped 5 ft. I thought they were coming after me so I was ready to start kickin and swinging when I relized they were fighting each other!
After they passed by me I looked up on the golf course and saw that the mom and her goslings were standing right there. The male was kicking everythings ass in the vicinity so I got out of the vicinity quickly!
Got in my truck and started laughing my ass off as he tore off after another goose!Awwww hahahahahahaha, please help. That geese was thinking LOOK AT THIS FOCKING PUSSY.
yopengo
03-23-2007, 10:25 AM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=27113&stc=1&d=1174674305
:D :) :eek:
yopengo
03-23-2007, 11:00 AM
bump
2Driver
03-23-2007, 11:12 AM
WTF is a "rabbit dog?" Is that something like a jackalope??? :jawdrop: :idea: :confused: :D
LMAO Let's hope that was a typo , crap that's funny.
AZJD, I guess your guns and tats aren't to intimidating to the feathered friends huh? :D :D Perhaps they just wanted a coors light rub down?
Jordy
03-23-2007, 12:57 PM
Put some reeds in the pic, and I'd belive that was Kim, hair and all!!! :D :D :D
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