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Magic34
03-27-2007, 12:43 PM
Well, in readind that other thread about telling lies on forums, I thought we needed a "come clean" thread.
I'll start. I lied about being married to my cousin in the "how did you meet thread." She is my 1/2 sister. :D

Dave C
03-27-2007, 12:47 PM
I really don't work for a living I just post on HB all day.....
also I don't really read the articles.

707dog
03-27-2007, 12:48 PM
I Lyed When I Told Her Some Back Door Slammin Doesnt Hurt...lmao...:d

jrgaudettes
03-27-2007, 12:50 PM
I lied and told my mother in law "I like her":D

HM
03-27-2007, 12:52 PM
I lied to the DMV in order to get the RD SUX plates. :D

riverbound
03-27-2007, 12:52 PM
I lied when I told the officer I only had 2 beers :D

OutCole'd
03-27-2007, 12:55 PM
My first name is Bill, but my last name is not really Gates, I lied.

Havasu Hangin'
03-27-2007, 01:01 PM
I am really 5'4"...not 5'5".
I have a big boat because I have a small penis.
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear...but when I do, it's something "unusual".

Sportin' Wood
03-27-2007, 01:02 PM
I lied I'm really only 14 and post from the school library, as both SW and MMSW.

Debbolas
03-27-2007, 01:03 PM
Lake Mojave is actually a nice place.....(shhh don't tell anyone):D

DaddyMack
03-27-2007, 01:04 PM
I lied about lying.. in fact, I am lying now. after all.. I am a lie-yer. :hammer2:

BshyBvrGirl
03-27-2007, 01:06 PM
my screenname...it's all a sham :sqeyes: :D

HM
03-27-2007, 01:06 PM
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear...but when I do, it's something "unusual".
By chicks, you mean Hanson and BigLue?

MR.rvrluvr
03-27-2007, 01:11 PM
i lied in my avatar i really go to the lake

moneypit
03-27-2007, 01:12 PM
My boat doesnt go 70... it only goes 69:D

ratso
03-27-2007, 01:17 PM
I personally can't stand a liar... A friend of mine can't open his mouth without spewing some kind of BS... I mean the guy really needs help. He is fun to hang out with, but couldn't tell the truth about a damn thing if his life depended on it. I think it's okay if you are trying to spare someone pain. I've blown chicks off over physical attributes that I couldn't get past, but I would never embarass them by telling them the truth. I've been blown off before too, and one of the last times I found out through a friend was that a chick I was interested in said I was too old for her... I'm thinking "Man, I drill chicks sometime younger than my son, and this 30 something year old thinks I'm too old for her???" I'd rather her just have said she didn't like fukkin' assholes... I'd have handled that better lol...
Anyway, at times a white lie might be called for given a particular situation, but I like straight up honest people... that is one quality I will admire the most in someone.

Cole Trickle
03-27-2007, 01:19 PM
I lie when I tell people I have a 30' boat:D
It's actually 29.5 counting the swim step;):devil:
I have a 450 Rhino with 660 badging:D
The new car I got is really some other guys that I had to photograph to bind comp/coll coverage:eek:

jrgaudettes
03-27-2007, 01:21 PM
I wounder if everyone who posted in this thread is lying about what they lied about.:D :eek:

Biglue
03-27-2007, 01:21 PM
"Can you really call it cheating if you let your dog lick peeanut butter off your testicles?" :D :D :D

Do F150's Float?
03-27-2007, 01:22 PM
I'm not a guy. Well, i never lied about that, but people just assumed for a while... :)
Oh and i'm not a blonde either. Again, never lied about it, just assumed :D

pixilatedpussy
03-27-2007, 01:22 PM
I am really 5'4"...not 5'5".
I have a big boat because I have a small penis.
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear...but when I do, it's something "unusual".
OMFG!!!! LOL!:D :D :D :D

topless
03-27-2007, 01:22 PM
my screenname...it's all a sham :sqeyes: :D
Me too.

DILLIGAF
03-27-2007, 01:23 PM
I really DGAF about some things :)

HM
03-27-2007, 01:23 PM
"Can you really call it cheating if you let your dog lick peeanut butter off your testicles?" :D :D :D
by dog...you mean Hanson?

photo chick
03-27-2007, 01:28 PM
I lied....Laurie aka EZ killer and Lori aka Photo Chick are really the same person:D :D

Biglue
03-27-2007, 01:28 PM
by dog...you mean Hanson?
I don't mess with OPP man. :D :D

topless
03-27-2007, 01:30 PM
I lied....Laurie aka EZ killer and Lori aka Photo Chick are really the same person:D :D
Liar!!!!!:eek:

Biglue
03-27-2007, 01:31 PM
Liar!!!!!:eek:
Have you ever really slept with any married men??? HMMMMMMM :D :D :D

HM
03-27-2007, 01:32 PM
I lied about banging topless like a screen door in a hurricane. It was really more like wooden shutters in a Typhoon. :D

MR.rvrluvr
03-27-2007, 01:33 PM
I really DGAF about some things :)
LIAR :D :D
magic he's not playing the game right, he lied again

topless
03-27-2007, 01:35 PM
Have you ever really slept with any married men??? HMMMMMMM :D :D :DThat depends on who you ask.:D

HM
03-27-2007, 01:35 PM
It is always fun to come clean (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVr2JGaQP8)

SummerBreeze
03-27-2007, 01:36 PM
I have a friend and he used to own a car dealership and he lies all the time

photo chick
03-27-2007, 01:36 PM
Liar!!!!!:eek:
But everyone says we look a like so how do you know....you husband stealer!;)

beaverretriever
03-27-2007, 01:40 PM
I was lying when I said my penis was 9.5 inches... it is actually 11.5!!. :eek:
I just didn't want to scare anyone. So it was a white lie to keep everyone safe.:D

topless
03-27-2007, 01:43 PM
But everyone says we look a like so how do you know....you husband stealer!;)I don't steal them, I just sleep with them.:D

mrs.rvrluvr
03-27-2007, 01:45 PM
I don't steal them, I just sleep with them.:D
That's the best way...:D :devil:

MR.rvrluvr
03-27-2007, 01:46 PM
That's the best way...:D :devil:
hey... watch it missy :devil: :devil:

photo chick
03-27-2007, 01:47 PM
That's the best way...:D :devil:
We all agree!!!:devil:

mrs.rvrluvr
03-27-2007, 01:47 PM
hey... watch it missy :devil: :devil:
Oops...busted! Who let you on the computer??

MR.rvrluvr
03-27-2007, 01:49 PM
Oops...busted! Who let you on the computer??
I am on the laptop making sure you mind your P's and Q's :devil: :devil: :D :)

topless
03-27-2007, 01:51 PM
I am on the laptop making sure you mind your P's and Q's :devil: :devil: :D :)Shit!!!! And just when I was going to introduce her to some of my married friends.:eek: :devil:

Jbb
03-27-2007, 01:51 PM
Years ago I lied about this car by changing the hood,valence panel, exhaust tips,emblems and graphics.......It was a 318 barracuda....not a cuda '340.... and certainly wasn't an AAR
...........I did tell the new owner though........redemption...:D
I've done it more than once..;)
Dont get me started on..."numbers matching"....:jawdrop: ....:D
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/181cuda72.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/181CUUUDA.jpg

riverracerx
03-27-2007, 01:57 PM
I'm not really "down with OPP"

Magic34
03-27-2007, 01:58 PM
magic he's not playing the game right, he lied again
That's OK though. Some people, you can see right through it. I mean, he lies about being a Clippers fan.
Nobody really likes the Clippers.

vee-driven
03-27-2007, 02:13 PM
i lied when i said i had a black friend.

Sportin' Wood
03-27-2007, 02:15 PM
I don't steal them, I just sleep with them.:D
How about 14 year old boys? Huba Huba :D I can be MMSW if you'd rather go that way?

HocusPocus
03-27-2007, 02:18 PM
i lied to my second grade teacher when i told her my dog at my homework... i didn't even have a dog.

DILLIGAF
03-27-2007, 02:21 PM
That's OK though. Some people, you can see right through it. I mean, he lies about being a Clippers fan.
Nobody really likes the Clippers.
HAHA.....Yes, some do!

RiverDave
03-27-2007, 02:23 PM
I don't have a 8 inch dick.... It's 10.
RD <--- embarassed of his overly large "member." :(

Jbb
03-27-2007, 02:26 PM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=26546&stc=1&d=1174010188

AZJD
03-27-2007, 02:30 PM
I don't ever lie!:D

vmjtc3
03-27-2007, 02:33 PM
Is it realy a lie if you believe it yourself? :jawdrop:

beaverretriever
03-27-2007, 02:39 PM
I don't have a 8 inch dick.... It's 10.
RD <--- embarassed of his overly large "member." :(
Hmm, I said the same thing in post #36, but it was 9.5 and 11.5. :D

Chico&Zeus
03-27-2007, 02:39 PM
My avitar is a lie, I photo chopped it, Zeus is usually riding on Chico's back:devil: :idea:

Cole Trickle
03-27-2007, 02:50 PM
Hmm, I said the same thing in post #36, but it was 9.5 and 11.5. :D
So does that mean your a bigger liar as well:D :idea: ?

beaverretriever
03-27-2007, 02:52 PM
So does that mean your a bigger liar as well:D :idea: ?
Yepppp BIGGER!!1:devil: :D

maxwedge
03-27-2007, 03:17 PM
I lied, I don't really have an imaginary wife.:D

photo chick
03-27-2007, 03:49 PM
I'm actually more of a jackass than an idiot :D
LIAR!!!

dumbandyoung
03-27-2007, 03:52 PM
I lied on my screen name. Im really 47 years old and have a P.H.D.

Baja Big Dog
03-27-2007, 04:05 PM
My first name is Bill, but my last name is not really Gates, I lied.
Bastard...I knew you were a liar!!!!

Baja Big Dog
03-27-2007, 04:06 PM
I didnt really have a vasectomy!!

Boatcop
03-27-2007, 04:12 PM
I lied when I said RD SUX.
OK, I'm really lying now, but I don't have anything else to confess. :D

TAF
03-27-2007, 04:55 PM
Shit!!!! And just when I was going to introduce her to some of my married friends.:eek: :devil:
:confused: :( what about us single guys?:idea:

Chico&Zeus
03-27-2007, 04:55 PM
It's all a lie............***boat DOES have a magazine!;)

Kim Hanson
03-27-2007, 05:11 PM
I personally can't stand a liar... A friend of mine can't open his mouth without spewing some kind of BS... I mean the guy really needs help. He is fun to hang out with, but couldn't tell the truth about a damn thing if his life depended on it. I think it's okay if you are trying to spare someone pain. I've blown chicks off over physical attributes that I couldn't get past, but I would never embarass them by telling them the truth. I've been blown off before too, and one of the last times I found out through a friend was that a chick I was interested in said I was too old for her... I'm thinking "Man, I drill chicks sometime younger than my son, and this 30 something year old thinks I'm too old for her???" I'd rather her just have said she didn't like fukkin' assholes... I'd have handled that better lol...
Anyway, at times a white lie might be called for given a particular situation, but I like straight up honest people... that is one quality I will admire the most in someone.
Ratso, do you think I lie? I tell it straight up all the time buddy, why lie ? Then it makes you look like you have small penis syndrome :idea: My wife Marcy hates me telling shit to you guys and girls...but it's the truth, want to hear lies. Go into the JetBoat Section :D :D ...........( . )( . ).............

Kim Hanson
03-27-2007, 05:13 PM
by dog...you mean Hanson?
Watch it small fry..........( . )( . ).........I think I like this guy :D :D

Kim Hanson
03-27-2007, 05:15 PM
That depends on who you ask.:D
I never made it there ;) ..............( . )( . ).............:D :D

Kim Hanson
03-27-2007, 05:17 PM
I don't have a 8 inch dick.... It's 10.
RD <--- embarassed of his overly large "member." :(
Holy Moly is 5'3" so stop lying.........( . )( . )..........Or is that you RAT ? :D :D

Tom Brown
03-27-2007, 05:42 PM
Hey Hoolign, what kind of fuel mileage do you get with that new Dodge?

Devil's Advocate
03-27-2007, 06:26 PM
I really don't work for a living I just post on HB all day.....
also I don't really read the articles.
That's what we figured.:D
I lied when I told the officer I only had 2 beers :D
I would never lie about that.:D
I personally can't stand a liar... A friend of mine can't open his mouth without spewing some kind of BS... I mean the guy really needs help. He is fun to hang out with, but couldn't tell the truth about a damn thing if his life depended on it. I think it's okay if you are trying to spare someone pain. I've blown chicks off over physical attributes that I couldn't get past, but I would never embarass them by telling them the truth. I've been blown off before too, and one of the last times I found out through a friend was that a chick I was interested in said I was too old for her... I'm thinking "Man, I drill chicks sometime younger than my son, and this 30 something year old thinks I'm too old for her???" I'd rather her just have said she didn't like fukkin' assholes... I'd have handled that better lol...
Anyway, at times a white lie might be called for given a particular situation, but I like straight up honest people... that is one quality I will admire the most in someone.
So you don't tell the chicks you'll call them when you know you're not, right?:D
Me too.
Me three...:D

wolfie
03-27-2007, 06:44 PM
"Can you really call it cheating if you let your dog lick peeanut butter off your testicles?" :D :D :D
No this looks like a perfect setup for a Bilge photo chop.

Biglue
03-27-2007, 06:46 PM
No this looks like a perfect setup for a Bilge photo chop.
Now why the hell do you need a visual there buddy? Intriguing to ya is it? :D

IN2-IN2MX
03-27-2007, 07:23 PM
I lied when I told him the sex was great. :rolleyes:
:D

hoolign
03-27-2007, 07:26 PM
Hey Hoolign, what kind of fuel mileage do you get with that new Dodge?
Don't know, it's in metric???:confused:

OCMerrill
03-27-2007, 07:34 PM
I have known all along....
That ***boat has a magazine.
I lie to myself all the time that I could actually afford one of those magazine boats.
And... I really am a Rhino Hater:)

OCMerrill
03-27-2007, 07:40 PM
Mr. Bilge....
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/Woodenedsel/BNB.gif
Nice BNB self portrait.:D :D I have been meaning to say something about this for a week now. LMAO.

Biglue
03-27-2007, 07:41 PM
Mr. Bilge....
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/Woodenedsel/BNB.gif
Nice BNB self portrait.:D :D I have been meaning to say something about this for a week now. LMAO.
Is that what it's intended to be? LOL

OCMerrill
03-27-2007, 07:49 PM
Is that what it's intended to be? LOL
BNB (Boatsnblonds) is an Amtrack Engineer.
BNB is getting pretty famous for calling shit and then realizing opps....so Bilge has him jumping the shark.

Biglue
03-27-2007, 07:51 PM
BNB (Boatsnblonds) is an Amtrack Engineer.
:D :D
I knew he was a train driver but didnt know it was for Amtrak. LOL

ratso
03-27-2007, 08:20 PM
So you don't tell the chicks you'll call them when you know you're not, right?:D
Oh believe me... they know I'm not calling, and I don't tell them I will either.;)