DAVEY B
03-29-2007, 06:23 AM
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman, and immediately became upset. "You are a
disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful
wife, and the mother of your children! I'm leaving you, I want a divorce
right now!"
At which time the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least
I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!"
So the husband began with his explanation-- "Well, I was getting into the
car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked
so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into
the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy
blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy
her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique
and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said, Please .... do you have anything else that
your wife doesn't use?"
to a very attractive young woman, and immediately became upset. "You are a
disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful
wife, and the mother of your children! I'm leaving you, I want a divorce
right now!"
At which time the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least
I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!"
So the husband began with his explanation-- "Well, I was getting into the
car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked
so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into
the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy
blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy
her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique
and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said, Please .... do you have anything else that
your wife doesn't use?"