ratso
03-29-2007, 09:40 AM
I've always liked younger women... always. Heck, when I was going into my senior year of high school, my sweetheart was in 8th grade... and a preachers daughter... corrupt little individual right there.;) For years I've tried to stay around the twenty something year mark with chicks, but as I'm "maturing" and hanging around my son and a lot of our 20/30 something year old friends, there is a lot more interference being run lol, before getting to me, if they do at all... All of the sudden these older chicks are getting braver on approaching me, which isn't too bad, just something I'm not in too big of a hurry on getting used to... I was out Sunday night with my son and friends... having a few too many... and this 40 something year old chick was trying everything she could to snatch me up for the night. My son proceeds to tell her that she don't stand a chance because I "date" chicks younger than him most of the time... but she was so dang persistent and I drank about 20 to 25 pounds and about 15 years off of her, so I broke down... Charity Case # 2 on the year already... Anyway about 8 am Monday morning and on round 3 of beatin' that ass into oblivion... I'm thinking "Man, this stuff ain't too damn bad"...
Well, last night I'm getting ready to go out and this chick calls as I'm just waking from a nap... She says "This is Allison" and I'm thinking "Topless???" Took me a minute to get my head right...
Anyway, I figure out who it is finally (I gotta quit giving out business cards to chicks in bars)... she is this chick, gotta be nearing 50, decent looking, has a body from Hell... she came up to me one night and said she was on call and she had to leave, and was wondering if I was going to be out the next night... I told her I was going to be out of town and I thought she was going to cry... she walked off and then came back and says "I'm not very good at this, but I just wanted you to know that I was trying to pick you up"... I just told her "Keep practicing and I'm sure you'll get better at it"...http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
Okay, now we get to "What kinda price is on your head?"
We have a large group out last night, go eat and decide to stop for a couple of drinks... after all it's Bikini and Chaps night at one of the local bars. I see a lot of these ladies out quite a bit, they always come up and we hug, give a peck on the cheek or, depending on who it is, full on the lips. This one lady, a widow, is one of the sweetest women I have ever met in my life. I always give her a peck on the lips and ask how she is doing etc and so on. Her and her husband had built a very very successful business and this is one very rich lady. She always jokes around about taking me home one night and always goes on and on about me. She has to be in her 60s. We are all in a big circle cutting up and she starts in again on how she wants to take me home and what she would like to do with me, even says she could be #6. I'm telling her "Mrs "D", you know I don't have that good of a track record"... We're all rotfl right along with her, and she says "Would a 2 million dollar sign on bonus do the trick?":jawdrop: I tell her I couldn't take her money...;) She goes "You think I'm joking and I'm not"...:jawdrop: :jawdrop: She then grabs my crotch and says "I don't even need a pre-nup":jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
I gotta admit, maybe she was drunk, but damn, what if she was serious? I can't really say I feel "cheap" right now, maybe just a little Duurty...:D
Anyone ever try to buy you, dare you to do something or someone... and how much would it or did it take to get you to do the deed???
Well, last night I'm getting ready to go out and this chick calls as I'm just waking from a nap... She says "This is Allison" and I'm thinking "Topless???" Took me a minute to get my head right...
Anyway, I figure out who it is finally (I gotta quit giving out business cards to chicks in bars)... she is this chick, gotta be nearing 50, decent looking, has a body from Hell... she came up to me one night and said she was on call and she had to leave, and was wondering if I was going to be out the next night... I told her I was going to be out of town and I thought she was going to cry... she walked off and then came back and says "I'm not very good at this, but I just wanted you to know that I was trying to pick you up"... I just told her "Keep practicing and I'm sure you'll get better at it"...http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
Okay, now we get to "What kinda price is on your head?"
We have a large group out last night, go eat and decide to stop for a couple of drinks... after all it's Bikini and Chaps night at one of the local bars. I see a lot of these ladies out quite a bit, they always come up and we hug, give a peck on the cheek or, depending on who it is, full on the lips. This one lady, a widow, is one of the sweetest women I have ever met in my life. I always give her a peck on the lips and ask how she is doing etc and so on. Her and her husband had built a very very successful business and this is one very rich lady. She always jokes around about taking me home one night and always goes on and on about me. She has to be in her 60s. We are all in a big circle cutting up and she starts in again on how she wants to take me home and what she would like to do with me, even says she could be #6. I'm telling her "Mrs "D", you know I don't have that good of a track record"... We're all rotfl right along with her, and she says "Would a 2 million dollar sign on bonus do the trick?":jawdrop: I tell her I couldn't take her money...;) She goes "You think I'm joking and I'm not"...:jawdrop: :jawdrop: She then grabs my crotch and says "I don't even need a pre-nup":jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
I gotta admit, maybe she was drunk, but damn, what if she was serious? I can't really say I feel "cheap" right now, maybe just a little Duurty...:D
Anyone ever try to buy you, dare you to do something or someone... and how much would it or did it take to get you to do the deed???