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Some Kind Of Monster
03-29-2007, 02:53 PM
So the girlie is home sick today and I want to bring her something nice when I get home to cheer her up. Any suggestions? NO! not diamonds.

topless
03-29-2007, 02:55 PM
How about a nice boner????:D

460 jus getn it
03-29-2007, 02:55 PM
Come home, tell her your hungry and she needs to get up and cook dinner.:D

Some Kind Of Monster
03-29-2007, 02:56 PM
How about a nice boner????:D
Winner!!!! :D

OCMerrill
03-29-2007, 02:56 PM
A six pack of your favorite Beer?
A copy of ***boat to read?
Any kind of taped auto race?
Glad I could help.

Mrs. Bordsmnj
03-29-2007, 02:58 PM
sausage :devil:

Some Kind Of Monster
03-29-2007, 02:59 PM
Looks like I found plans B, C, and D!

LAND_LOVER69
03-29-2007, 03:00 PM
Buy her a new vacume cleaner and a new iron and tell her to get off her ass! :D

WYRD
03-29-2007, 03:00 PM
ask her if her throat hurts, if she says no ask her for a blow job:D

Caljamr
03-29-2007, 03:00 PM
No diamonds huh.....how about a pearl necklace? :)

Some Kind Of Monster
03-29-2007, 03:01 PM
Lmao!

98 Vector 21
03-29-2007, 04:12 PM
A good dose of Penis-cillin!

phebus
03-29-2007, 04:26 PM
Bring her another girl, and since she's sick, offer to help. :D

h2oski2fast
03-29-2007, 04:39 PM
A six pack of your favorite Beer?
A copy of ***boat to read?
Any kind of taped auto race?
Glad I could help.
Sounds like a redneck bachelor party, cept you forgot your sister/bride as the stripper.

Schiada76
03-29-2007, 04:48 PM
Flowers, and porn.:D

stoker
03-29-2007, 04:48 PM
So the girlie is home sick today and I want to bring her something nice when I get home to cheer her up. Any suggestions? NO! not diamonds.
Crabs;)

Kilrtoy
03-29-2007, 04:57 PM
Bring her another girl, and since she's sick, offer to help. :D
That is what im talking about

JB in so cal
03-29-2007, 05:02 PM
How about a nice boner????:D
I was gonna say maybe t-bag, but DAMN!!:)

Some Kind Of Monster
03-29-2007, 06:46 PM
Funny thing is, you guys are sicker than she is! :D

ratso
03-29-2007, 07:04 PM
Lotion, a good backrub, foot massage, and head to toe on the rest... then draw her a good bubblebath with scented candles and some soft music.;)

Devil's Advocate
03-29-2007, 07:49 PM
Lotion, a good backrub, foot massage, and head to toe on the rest... then draw her a good bubblebath with scented candles and some soft music.;)
This is good.....:) ...
How about a nice boner????:D
This is peerrrrfect!:crossx:

a catered life
03-29-2007, 08:33 PM
How about a nice boner????:D
do they sell those in 12 packs:confused:

squirt'nmyload
03-29-2007, 08:37 PM
How about a nice boner????:D
Come home, tell her your hungry and she needs to get up and cook dinner.:D
A six pack of your favorite Beer?
A copy of ***boat to read?
Any kind of taped auto race?
Glad I could help.
sausage :devil:
Buy her a new vacume cleaner and a new iron and tell her to get off her ass! :D
ask her if her throat hurts, if she says no ask her for a blow job:D
No diamonds huh.....how about a pearl necklace? :)
A good dose of Penis-cillin!
Bring her another girl, and since she's sick, offer to help. :D
Flowers, and porn.:D
Crabs;)
FLMAO.......i love this place:D

skygod73
03-29-2007, 09:16 PM
D!ck in a box!

RitcheyRch
03-30-2007, 04:35 AM
Looks like quite a few different options here. Which one did you choose?

blown dough
03-30-2007, 07:16 AM
So the girlie is home sick today and I want to bring her something nice when I get home to cheer her up. Any suggestions? NO! not diamonds.
What a nice guy, I too was home sick the last three days. My hubby brought me lunch and dinner for the last couple of days, stocked up on all kinds of medicine and junk magazines. Then he even took our daughter to work with him for a little while everyday so I could get some rest. What a Sweetie!!!

460 jus getn it
03-30-2007, 07:37 AM
So billy how was the dinner she cooked?:D :D :D

RaceFace
03-30-2007, 07:40 AM
I dont care who you are.....there's some funny s**t on this thread!!! LMFAO!!!!!

squirt'nmyload
03-30-2007, 09:53 AM
D!ck in a box!
FLMAO!!!!!!!!!!..........there ya go billy :D

Pink Shocker
04-11-2007, 08:06 PM
F*** all of you!

bignet
04-11-2007, 08:11 PM
F*** all of you!
Ooops!:jawdrop:

Pink Shocker
04-11-2007, 08:13 PM
Hahaha! Whatever....

Lunatic
04-11-2007, 08:50 PM
Lmao.......

heartless
04-12-2007, 06:53 AM
i once thought i might want to get married someday...i think i changed my mind. thanks guys ;)

boatsnblondes
04-12-2007, 07:12 AM
i once thought i might want to get married someday...i think i changed my mind. thanks guys ;)
Another lesbian born.....don't act all surprised by them.....
As for me? I like the whole hot soup thing, followed by her favorite yogurt, odds are, she has a bad sore throat, mine always does..this will help, then draw her a bath, get her some clean jammies, and back to bed with her...she'll sleep better.....thats just me....;)

TAF
04-12-2007, 07:22 AM
Get her a pink steering wheel cover to put on yer jet boat when she gets to drive it.:idea: :sqeyes: :D Oh yeah, and the furry pink instrumentation bezels:eek: :) :sqeyes:

heartless
04-12-2007, 07:26 AM
Another lesbian born.....don't act all surprised by them.....
As for me? I like the whole hot soup thing, followed by her favorite yogurt, odds are, she has a bad sore throat, mine always does..this will help, then draw her a bath, get her some clean jammies, and back to bed with her...she'll sleep better.....thats just me....;)
your one of a kind..... :D

superdave013
04-12-2007, 07:36 AM
i once thought i might want to get married someday...i think i changed my mind. thanks guys ;)
you just saved some dude a grip of money. lol

wsuwrhr
04-12-2007, 07:38 AM
you just saved some dude a grip of money. lol
....and cost her a paycheck

Baja Big Dog
04-12-2007, 07:44 AM
Bring her your brother Darrel, or borrow mine from the AV....:D