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fatboy95
03-30-2007, 01:54 PM
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large
tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view
of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big
tree. At the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her
haste to escape,the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many
splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor She told him she
was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all
the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and
then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could
help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of
Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
recreational area. I'm sorry,but they turned me down.

Ziggy
03-30-2007, 02:26 PM
:D :D
Might be the last wood she gets :)

Sanger D
03-30-2007, 04:07 PM
Thats frickin classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sierra club sucks:D :D

Boatcop
03-30-2007, 04:10 PM
If you want to make an environmentalist's head explode, show them a video of an endangered animal eating an endangered plant.
:D

3 daytona`s
03-30-2007, 05:31 PM
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large
tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view
of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big
tree. At the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her
haste to escape,the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many
splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor She told him she
was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all
the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and
then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could
help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of
Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
recreational area. I'm sorry,but they turned me down.
I used to sell Cedar Shake Singles and the White Spotted Owl disaster ruined that business,along with truckers,service stations,fuel businesses,and the economy in general families left businesses went broke. So sad and sickening. I was told years ago,the squeaky wheel gets the grease and the enviromentalists are the squeaky wheel,along with money and help from the Hollywood out of touch.Then the rest of society is so busy attempting to make a living.

Boatcop
03-30-2007, 05:38 PM
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Jbb
03-30-2007, 05:49 PM
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