i NEED some entertainment.

[heartless]

its Monday.
its slow.
im bored.
its Monday.
please HELP.

[Jordy]

What did you have in mind??? :idea: :jawdrop: :) :eek: :D

[SHOTKALLIN]

Just say something controversial. Or Jordy can start some shiat.:D

[Tequila-John]

What did you have in mind??? :idea: :jawdrop: :) :eek: :D
:)

[riverbound]

Im wayyyy to hung over to post anything witty, but figured I would post in here anyways :D

[moneypit]

I will entertain you...
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/84HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.gif

[AZJD]

Just say something controversial. Or Jordy can start some shiat.:D
Hmmm, Jordy what was the name of that nice young lady you let use the restroom on the boat yesterday? I believe her last name rhymes with Majors!:devil: :devil: :devil:

[moneypit]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/84adultgif15tq.gif

[riverbound]

Lets play a little game called You show me yours, I will show you mine :devil:

[moneypit]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/84oo2.gif

[AZJD]

Lets play a little game called You show me yours, I will show you mine :devil:
I like "just the tip" better!

[moneypit]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/84hmm4kl.gif

[SHOTKALLIN]

MP where did you get that footage of James Brown as a child?

[moneypit]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/84adultgif101zy.gif

[riverbound]

I like "just the tip" better!
and just for a little bit, just to see how it feels.

[Jordy]

Im wayyyy to hung over to post anything witty, but figured I would post in here anyways :D
You think that being hungover has anything at all to do with you not being witty??? Hell, I think you're still reeling from that last beatdown that NoTalent gave ya!!! :D :D :D

[riverbound]

You think that being hungover has anything at all to do with you not being witty??? Hell, I think you're still reeling from that last beatdown that NoTalent gave ya!!! :D :D :D
Both Notalent and Jay suffered the beat down of drinking with me this wekeend ;)

[Jordy]

Both Notalent and Jay suffered the beat down of drinking with me this wekeend ;)
Did you plant a boot in their liver?? :D :D :D

[heartless]

I like "just the tip" better!
i like... just real quick just for a second better. :D

[Coded-Dude]

How too pee off your boat without falling off..... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6QE6HJyjTI)

[AZJD]

i like... just real quick just for a second better. :D
We will say anything to get some.....damn! We should be ashamed of ourselves, but we're not!:D

[heartless]

We will say anything to get some.....damn! We should be ashamed of ourselves, but we're not!:D
you boys are pretty bad.
i really like it :devil: :D :devil:

[Jordy]

Hmmm, Jordy what was the name of that nice young lady you let use the restroom on the boat yesterday? I believe her last name rhymes with Majors!:devil: :devil: :devil:
You mean the one who came over to check out the Donzi because she wanted to see what a real boat looked like on the inside after only being on one particular brand??? :D :D :D

[AZJD]

You mean the one who came over to check out the Donzi because she wanted to see what a real boat looked like on the inside after only being on one particular brand??? :D :D :D
You mean the same brand of boat owned by Kachina Ken?

[AZJD]

you boys are pretty bad.
i really like it :devil: :D :devil:
Not me! I am a virgin!:devil:

[Jordy]

You mean the same brand of boat owned by Kachina Ken?
That would be the one, alledgedly. I did ask her to tell her relative hello for me. Don't know if she's going to chicken out though. :D :D :D

[heartless]

Not me! I am a virgin!:devil:
what a waste.:devil:

[moneypit]

I post an entire page of entertainment and no thank you??? Entertain yourself... Jeesh:yuk: :yuk:

[AZJD]

That would be the one, alledgedly. I did ask her to tell her relative hello for me. Don't know if she's going to chicken out though. :D :D :D
Guess we will never know! I am kicking my self right now for not getting a pic of you with her!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[AZJD]

what a waste.:devil:
I don't know about that! I have other qualities! I am not just a piece of meat!:D :D

[AZJD]

I have feelings Dammit!:D

[heartless]

I post an entire page of entertainment and no thank you??? Entertain yourself... Jeesh:yuk: :yuk:
i was just getting to you... i had to make some phone calls :(
hi :D
thanks for the entertainment :)

[Jordy]

Guess we will never know! I am kicking my self right now for not getting a pic of you with her!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
That would have been funny. I've seen her in the background of a couple pics though.... :D
I don't know about that! I have other qualities! I am not just a piece of meat!:D :D
Don't ever post up stuff like that or I'm going to paint the Warlock pink with a big tampon up on the deck!!! :D :D :D

[AZJD]

How are my old stomping ground Heartless? I grew up in Anaheim and lived in HB for a couple years.

[AZJD]

That would have been funny. I've seen her in the background of a couple pics though.... :D
Don't ever post up stuff like that or I'm going to paint the Warlock pink with a big tampon up on the deck!!! :D :D :D
Oooooooh, I'm sending that to Kachina! I bet they will copy it!:devil:

[Jordy]

Oooooooh, I'm sending that to Kachina! I bet they will copy it!:devil:
How do you know they didn't already. TBI never posted up the other side of my new boat!!! :D :D :D

[moneypit]

i was just getting to you... i had to make some phone calls :(
hi :D
thanks for the entertainment :)
:D :D Your welcome!

[heartless]

How are my old stomping ground Heartless? I grew up in Anaheim and lived in HB for a couple years.
ummm i never go to anaheim... and HB... its totally torn up. to many to HUGE hotels... its not the same.

[RiverDave]

Entertainment on the way... :D
Check it out 007 n shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfbGzAuOTlM&NR=1)
that's part 1
RD

[AZJD]

ummm i never go to anaheim... and HB... its totally torn up. to many to HUGE hotels... its not the same.
That sucks! We used to tear up some Hurricanes about 6 days a week! I hate coming into Cali now! Drives me crazy. We come out 2 or 3 times a year with the boats and go to Catalina, and always stay in Newport. Its about the last part of So Cal I can stand anymore.....

[NOTALENT]

Did you want the home address or the office.......:devil: :D

[AZJD]

That would have been funny. I've seen her in the background of a couple pics though.... :D:D :D :D
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e270/azjd/majors.jpg:jawdrop:

[460 jus getn it]

The fock we have going on over here?

[AZJD]

The fock we have going on over here?
Can you be more specific? We have several things going on here! lol

[460 jus getn it]

Can you be more specific? We have several things going on here! lolJust passing threw. Thread looked kind of bland, figured i would add some COLOR.:D :D :D

[riverbound]

i like... just real quick just for a second better. :D
I will remember that ;)

[AZJD]

Just passing threw. Thread looked kind of bland, figured i would add some COLOR.:D :D :D
:D :D :D

[heartless]

I will remember that ;)
ill remember that you will remember
:devil:

[460 jus getn it]

:D :D :D
Something about a white women saying she needs some attention. Sparked my intrest.

[NOTALENT]

Both Notalent and Jay suffered the beat down of drinking with me this wekeend ;)
Indeed I did...but I wasnt hungover either day....:D Man that was some fun shit though.. Especially when I got those 3 girls in our area and that dude that was with them kept looking in over the wall calling for them and they ignored him the whole night!:D

[AZJD]

Something about a white women saying she needs some attention. Sparked my intrest.
Ahhhh, jungle fever!

[AZJD]

Indeed I did...but I wasnt hungover either day....:D Man that was some fun shit though.. Especially when I got those 3 girls in our area and that dude that was with them kept looking in over the wall calling for them and they ignored him the whole night!:D
:idea:
I don't suppose RiverBound is going to confirm this!

[460 jus getn it]

Ahhhh, jungle fever!You know it.
http://www.lynchposters.com/images/Jungle-Fever.jpg

[AZJD]

You know it.
http://www.lynchposters.com/images/Jungle-Fever.jpg
LMAO:D :D :D

[riverbound]

ill remember that you will remember
:devil:
So you coming to Parker in 2 weeks for OUR birthday?? :devil: ;) :D

[riverbound]

:idea:
I don't suppose RiverBound is going to confirm this!
I dont recall who got the girls to come over, but I do recall talking shit to the guys peeking over the wall. ;) they went home empty handed. :D

[riverbound]

I hear the is going to be a lot of good Tequila and Hot girls :D
that seems to be the rumor.....plus there is ALWAYS room for more hot girls and tequila :D

[NOTALENT]

I dont recall who got the girls to come over, but I do recall talking shit to the guys peeking over the wall. ;) they went home empty handed. :D
Haha...focker!:D They did go home empty..haha, dude there were alot of haters that night!:eek: :D

[riverbound]

Haha...focker!:D They did go home empty..haha, dude there were alot of haters that night!:eek: :D
When there are 10 girls total in the club and we stole 8 of them. it would explain the anger from the other 2987 lonely guys ;)

[AZJD]

When there are 10 girls total in the club and we stole 8 of them. it would explain the anger from the other 2987 lonely guys ;)
Nice! You guys were there with Jay right?

[707dog]

When there are 10 girls total in the club and we stole 8 of them. it would explain the anger from the other 2987 lonely guys ;)
PIMPIN AINT EAZY BUT SOMEBODYS GOTTA DO IT!!!:idea: BETCHA THOSE OTHER SHITS STICKS HANDS WHERE PRETTY SOFT THE NEXT MORNING...

[riverbound]

Nice! You guys were there with Jay right?
Jay and Deano.

[AZJD]

Jay and Deano.
Damn, must of had a shitty time!:D :D :D

[riverbound]

This is very true. I think she can fit on the bed with Shelli, Kathy and I since Brian will already be on the floor :D
Im bringing my gun and bullets with your name on it ;)

[RiverDave]

Jay and Deano.
Well it just became apparent who stole what, and how... :D
RD

[NOTALENT]

Damn, must of had a shitty time!:D :D :D
We always have a shitty time together....;) :D

[riverbound]

Damn, must of had a shitty time!:D :D :D
:D ;)

[Phat Matt]

Well it just became apparent who stole what, and how... :D
RD
LOL. :D

[riverbound]

Well it just became apparent who stole what, and how... :D
RD
LOL.....someone was doing a pretty good job at being the bad cop in the good cop bad cop routine ;)

[TAF]

Did PhattMatt get some type of surprise for post'g the 69 one:idea: Dang, I missed it again...by that much!:devil: :)

[Jordy]

Well it just became apparent who stole what, and how... :D
RD
I would go ahead and agree with ya on this one!!! :D :D :D

[heartless]

I hear the is going to be a lot of good Tequila and Hot girls :D
i dont like either...
but OUR birthday i almost for about (getting old) ;)

[Coded-Dude]

I prefer good whiskey and hot girls..........:D

[heartless]

I prefer good whiskey and hot girls..........:D
im more into rum :D

[Coded-Dude]

gotta little cap'n in ya....eh? :p

[heartless]

gotta little cap'n in ya....eh? :p
just the tip ;) ;) ;)

[Coded-Dude]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8649/sackboyguitarfx3vw3.gif
ROCK!
[EDIT] Here's some definite entertainment:
How to talk to Telemarketers (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Ve21XwzXqs)

[riverbound]

gotta little cap'n in ya....eh? :p
I thought she said GOOD rum.....sounds more like she has some sailor jerry in her.

[Phat Matt]

im more into rum :D
I bet this is your favorite.
http://www.bevmo.com/115images/74865.jpg

[Coded-Dude]

@ Riverbound
whilst I agree with your clever euphemism, my comment had more to do with sexual connotation than actual quality of said liquor.. ;)
(I thought about posting a picture with a captain's shirt/hat on)
Although.....I did laugh my ass off at the Sailor Jerry comment

[heartless]

@ Riverbound
whilst I agree with your clever euphemism, my comment had more to do with sexual connotation than actual quality of said liquor.. ;)
(I thought about posting a picture with a captain's shirt/hat on)
Although.....I did laugh my ass off at the Sailor Jerry comment
id still like to see that picture :D

[Kilrtoy]

id still like to see that picture :D
Were still waiting for some of you

[heartless]

Were still waiting for some of you
ive posted a few.... where are all the pictures for me??? :D

[NOTALENT]

I agree with Kilr...you got our hopes up by saying you were going to post pics with you modeling new presents.........were still waiting :devil: :D

[Jordy]

ive posted a few.... where are all the pictures for me??? :D
What about the pic of me crusing my new boat in my siggy??? Does that count??? :D :D :D

[heartless]

I agree with Kilr...you got our hopes up by saying you were going to post pics with you modeling new presents.........were still waiting :devil: :D
What about the pic of me crusing my new boat in my siggy??? Does that count??? :D :D :D
the glasses thats right. ill take a picture later for you :D
jordy, do you have a shirt on? doesnt count if you do ;)

[Jordy]

jordy, do you have a shirt on? doesnt count if you do ;)
It's an Unleashed jersey, but it was only on because I was going so fast that I was trying to cut down on wind burn. ;)

[heartless]

It's an Unleashed jersey, but it was only on because I was going so fast that I was trying to cut down on wind burn. ;)
yea... you look fast. :sqeyes:

[NOTALENT]

the glasses thats right. ill take a picture later for you :D
jordy, do you have a shirt on? doesnt count if you do ;)
Nice!:D

[Jordy]

yea... you look fast. :sqeyes:
Thanks, I think... :D :D :D

[Kilrtoy]

ive posted a few.... where are all the pictures for me??? :D
I agree with Kilr...you got our hopes up by saying you were going to post pics with you modeling new presents.........were still waiting
exactly what Brandon said.....
Im fat old and have grey hair you dont want tosee pics of me...
Now my SUPERMARKET hot wife is another story...

[Coded-Dude]

id still like to see that picture :D
I'd have to take a pic(for the hat/shirt).......but I can post an old pic of me captaining a yatch. :cool:
(I'm at work, so this will have to suffice)
http://myspace-484.vo.llnwd.net/00004/48/42/4772484_l.jpg
your turn......:p

[riverbound]

Here is one of me from memorial day.
http://www.***boat.com/FORUMS/attachment.php?attachmentid=27918&stc=1&d=1175617986

[Jordy]

Here is one of me from memorial day.
Dammit Bill, your head is bigger than Rinda and Shelly's combined. Why don't you put them in front next time, or at least warn us!!! :mad: :eek: :jawdrop: :D

[riverbound]

Dammit Bill, your head is bigger than Rinda and Shelly's combined. Why don't you put them in front next time, or at least warn us!!! :mad: :eek: :jawdrop: :D
LOL. I just put up the first one I saw.

[BADBLOWN572]

http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procgserv/47b7dd38b3127cce98548a05fe2b00000017100EYtWrRy2ZMf

[Cole Trickle]

LOL. I just put up the first one I saw.
This one is more flattering....:D
http://hosted2.pikipimp.com/pimped_photo/s/image/0/239/769/punks-compiled.jpg
<----- the guy in the funny outfit;)

[Cole Trickle]

http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procgserv/47b7dd38b3127cce98548a05fe2b00000017100EYtWrRy2ZMf
LOL...
thats what friends are for:D

[heartless]

I'd have to take a pic(for the hat/shirt).......but I can post an old pic of me captaining a yatch. :cool:
(I'm at work, so this will have to suffice)
http://myspace-484.vo.llnwd.net/00004/48/42/4772484_l.jpg
your turn......:p
its alittle old but its a picture :)
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d107/ximnotanicegirlx/th_shoot.jpg (http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d107/ximnotanicegirlx/shoot.jpg)

[BADBLOWN572]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d107/ximnotanicegirlx/shoot.jpg

[Cole Trickle]

its alittle old but its a picture :)
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d107/ximnotanicegirlx/th_shoot.jpg (http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d107/ximnotanicegirlx/shoot.jpg)
It's a little small too....;):D

[Windy]

HA...You guys are so funny. :D

[Coded-Dude]

That one of me is at least 4 years old.
(I haven't been sailing in a while......)
and I saw that one on your myspace.
(thats where I got mine from.....) ;)

[riverbound]

http://shim1.shutterfly.com/procgserv/47b7dd38b3127cce98548a05fe2b00000017100EYtWrRy2ZMf
That picture makes me laugh and creeps me out seeing that guy in the background checking me out. :D :(