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beaverretriever
04-03-2007, 10:40 AM
You Might be a redneck if...
A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/giveen/image1.jpg
You carry your front porch with you...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/giveen/image2.jpg
You need fashion tips from your husband...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/giveen/image3.jpg
You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...
(and your fiancé looks like she is 12)
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/giveen/image4.jpg
Your wedding picture looked like this.
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/giveen/image5.jpg
And your wedding cake looked like this...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/giveen/image6.jpg
Your mailbox looks like this...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/giveen/image7.jpg
Your doghouse looks like this...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/giveen/image8.jpg

beaverretriever
04-03-2007, 10:40 AM
Your pickup looks like this...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/giveen/image9.jpg
You have a deer's butt for a door bell...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/giveen/image10.jpg
You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/giveen/image11.jpg
Or if your wife is quoted in the local payper saying...
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g100/giveen/image12.jpg
You just might be a redneck,

ratso
04-03-2007, 11:17 AM
OMG... I had a doghouse like that once.:jawdrop:

topless
04-03-2007, 11:18 AM
OMG... I had a doghouse like that once.:jawdrop:
And I bet you lived in it at some point during one of your marraiges.:D :D

hallett714
04-03-2007, 10:01 PM
if.... you use your Christmas lights as an extension cord to work on your boat in the street.

finsfan4life
04-04-2007, 07:35 PM
If your family tree is a single branch....!!

racecar.hotshoe
04-04-2007, 07:39 PM
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybusters/images/RedneckAirlines.jpg
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybusters/images/RedneckMeasuringTape.jpg
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybusters/images/RedneckGingerbreadHouse.jpg
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybusters/images/RedneckHomeSchoolin.jpg
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybusters/images/RedneckSpaceShuttle.jpg
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybusters/images/RedneckSUV.jpg
http://www.melonbones.com/bellybusters/images/RedneckTrout%20tournament.jpg

origfatboy
04-04-2007, 07:46 PM
hey beaver we are neighbors

dumbandyoung
04-05-2007, 12:41 PM
LMFAO!!!!! thanks guys! Ive got tears in my eyes
maybe if you have one of these on the wall in you house too
http://www.contrahour.com/photos/uncategorized/singingfishoriginal.png

Marlin455
04-06-2007, 06:52 AM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/dyslexicredneck_camper.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/Redneck_riding_mower.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/Rednedplow.jpg
:D