Please welcome the newbie.

[racecar.hotshoe]

Make it a Double and family
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=27947&d=1175638886

[AZKC]

What a great Pic:) Welcome Aboard:D

[Ziggy]

Wow, three great looking daughters ;)
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Welcome aboard ! :)

[djunkie]

Wowza's. He must be rich. :D :D

[Jordy]

Wow, throw them right into the shark tank!!! :D :D :D

[AZJD]

Wow, throw them right into the shark tank!!! :D :D :D
Exploitation 101

[Ziggy]

Wow, throw them right into the shark tank!!! :D :D :D
Shark named Djunkie took first bite too..........:rolleyes: :D

[djunkie]

Shark named Djunkie took first bite too..........:rolleyes: :D
You have to admit, those are some good lookin women there Zig. :D :D

[Ziggy]

You have to admit, those are some good lookin women there Zig. :D :D
Yes, I mentioned that myself................:)
So is C. ;) :D

[Mr. Crusader 83]

Welcome

[riverracerx]

Uh... Hello! :D

[CBadDad]

He's gonna have lots of friends on here in no time flat.
Welcome. Do you mind if I call you Pops?

[Dezertrider]

Welcome,,,
They mean well here,,,, Really they do:)

[Baja Big Dog]

Good time to mention my 24" guns????:D

[nodigg]

Welcome "Make It a Double". And thanks for getting my son MORE anxious to come out to Havi soon!

[Pheelin Phroggy]

Quote from the past; this thread is worthless without pics of the family in the boat! (at least the girls) haha... welcome from another sorta newby

[MR.rvrluvr]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and for the mom
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!
oh ya
hi

[DeltaSigBoater]

Can we say Christmas Card? :D

[shueman]

Welcome.... :cool:

[RiverDave]

Welcome to ***boat!!
RD :idea:

[brad22]

:jawdrop: Yes, Yes and Yes. Welcome Aboard!! :D

[707dog]

welcome to the boards..what lakes do you frequent??

[dicudmore]

haha welcome to the madness :D

[Make it a Double]

[/IMG][/IMG]Make it a Double and family
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=27947&d=1175638886
[IMG]http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/Ash_Me.jpghttp://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/Sedona.jpg Hi Everyone! Thanks for the warm welcome. I know watch out. Sorry not too many boat pictures yet. We have boated off and on for many years but made the decision to get in more heavily this year. We mostly go to Pleasant as we live 5 miles from there but will be doing some traveling around to Havasu and Powell this summer. We have 2 daughters both freshmen. (1 ASU 1 HS). The ASU 1 is between boyfriends. She will kill me. Yes we have a Rhino. Glad I got that out of the way. We look forward to meeting you all over the summer.

[racecar.hotshoe]

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[IMG]http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/Ash_Me.jpghttp://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/Sedona.jpg Hi Everyone! Thanks for the warm welcome. I know watch out. Sorry not too many boat pictures yet. We have boated off and on for many years but made the decision to get in more heavily this year. We mostly go to Pleasant as we live 5 miles from there but will be doing some traveling around to Havasu and Powell this summer. We have 2 daughters both freshmen. (1 ASU 1 HS). The ASU 1 is between boyfriends. She will kill me. Yes we have a Rhino. Glad I got that out of the way. We look forward to meeting you all over the summer.
Sry about the Osmond thingy......:D

[Tom Brown]

We have 2 daughters both freshmen.
Welcome to the site, MiaD. Riverbound should be along any moment.

[Biglue]

Beautiful family MIAD. Welcome aboard.
BTW, if you notice Notalent or Dumbandyoung talking to your daughters, don't be alarmed, they haven't a clue. :D

[ratso]

Wow...:jawdrop: and welcome!:D

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Wow, three great looking daughters ;)
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Welcome aboard ! :)
great looking family ya mean...

[Kim Hanson]

Make it a Double and family
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=27947&d=1175638886
Your daughter on the right is the shit, takes after the mom right :D :D ........( . )( . )...............You have a MILF there ya know :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

I forgot " Welcome " more pictures would be great :idea: .......( . )( . )......lake pictures though :idea:

[Make it a Double]

Sry about the Osmond thingy......:D
No offense taken. Take care

[Make it a Double]

Your daughter on the right is the shit, takes after the mom right :D :D ........( . )( . )...............You have a MILF there ya know :D :D
Thanks Kim. They both take after their mother. I am so lucky lol
I still do not know how to reply to several messages at once. So thanks and hi to everone thats posted so far. Jeff & JoAnn

[Tom Brown]

Your daughter on the right ...
The right? I thought the one on the left looked closer to Mom but both daughters look very similar and goregous, just like their Mom. Dad looks like he's been hit with a blunt object but the ladies are all beautiful.
Just kidding, MiaD. :D

[Tom Brown]

I still do not know how to reply to several messages at once.
Here, let me show you.
Hey, everyone who has replied in this thread. Get bent. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/mad.gif
There. That oughtta do it. :D

[AZJD]

Greetings from Utah :D
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5506/makeitadoubleil1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
:D :D :D
LMFAO! :D :D :D Jeff has taken it on the chin since he got here! In a good way though.........

[Jordy]

Nice work Bilge!!! :D :D :D

[Hardly Satisfied]

welcome aboard

[Baja Big Dog]

Im pretty sure I could go to jail for what Im thinking!!!!!

[atomickitn]

welcome to this great circle of friends ......look forward to meeting you and your family ...:)

[Debbolas]

:D :clover:Welcome :D :clover:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Jeff is back on here this am hes hooked........:D

[Make it a Double]

Jeff is back on here this am hes hooked........:D
Just got to the Shop

[NOTALENT]

Welcome to ***boat. If your daughters ever need an escort feel free to shoot me a PM.:devil:
P.S im probably going to get some shit for this post too....:D

[racecar.hotshoe]

Just got to the Shop
what is it you do?

[AZJD]

Welcome to ***boat. If your daughters ever need an escort feel free to shoot me a PM.:devil:
P.S im probably going to get some shit for this post too....:D
Make it a double, remember those bad people I was warning you about!:devil:

[AZJD]

what is it you do?
You forgot the most important part........ And what kind of discount do we get?:D :D :D

[NOTALENT]

Make it a double, remember those bad people I was warning you about!:devil:
It has begun!!!!:D

[racecar.hotshoe]

You forgot the most important part........ And what kind of discount do we get?:D :D :D
Crap I forgot........:jawdrop:

[Jordy]

Welcome to ***boat. If your daughters ever need an escort feel free to shoot me a PM.:devil:
P.S im probably going to get some shit for this post too....:D
Yeah, ya think??? :jawdrop: :eek: :D
I'm sure you'll be the first one they call. ;)
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28015&stc=1&d=1175699892

[AZJD]

It has begun!!!!:D
He drives a van too! Full of puppies and candy!:D :D :D

[NOTALENT]

Yeah, ya think??? :jawdrop: :eek: :D
I'm sure you'll be the first one they call. ;)
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28015&stc=1&d=1175699892
Jordy dont be putting my face on your workout pictures!:D We all know Richard Simmons is your boy!!!:eek: :D

[NOTALENT]

He drives a van too! Full of puppies and candy!:D :D :D
Dude.....why you got to give away the secrets!!!!!:mad: :D

[Make it a Double]

what is it you do?
I do Custom Plastic Injection Molding. Small Shop 12 presses from 55 Ton 4.44 oz to 400 Tons 55 oz. We do a lot of Electrical enclosures, Pool and spa sanitizers, a little in the marine industry for Teleflex and a whole lot of other misc stuff. We try to work with customers that need value added operations rather than just parts. We do a lot of final packaging, Assembly, Sonic & Vibrational welding, Hot Stamping, Pad & Screen printing, etc.

[Make it a Double]

He drives a van too! Full of puppies and candy!:D :D :D
You will have to point him out in Havasu

[Jordy]

Jordy dont be putting my face on your workout pictures!:D We all know Richard Simmons is your boy!!!:eek: :D
Don't flatter yourself. I didn't put your face on anything. I just stumbled across it and thought it would be appropriate later. ;)

[AZJD]

Dude.....why you got to give away the secrets!!!!!:mad: :D
You should switch to stuffed animals! The puppies make too much of a mess, and can get stuck under the accelerator while your driving!:D :D

[racecar.hotshoe]

I do Custom Plastic Injection Molding. Small Shop 12 presses from 55 Ton 4.44 oz to 400 Tons 55 oz. We do a lot of Electrical enclosures, Pool and spa sanitizers, a little in the marine industry for Teleflex and a whole lot of other misc stuff. We try to work with customers that need value added operations rather than just parts. We do a lot of final packaging, Assembly, Sonic & Vibrational welding, Hot Stamping, Pad & Screen printing, etc.
My brother inlaw does the same thing.At a place in riverside ca.

[NOTALENT]

You should switch to stuffed animals! The puppies make too much of a mess, and can get stuck under the accelerator while your driving!:D :D
Good thinking but....Since im trying to attract the 18+ girls I stashed a keg, mardi gras beads and well of course me....;) :D

[AZJD]

Good thinking but....Since im trying to attract the 18+ girls I stashed a keg, mardi gras beads and well of course me....;) :D
Don't forget the college koolaid!:D

[AZJD]

Yeah, we don't do any choppin around here
:D
This site reminds me of a carnival! Everywhere I look something is moving and flashing!

[NOTALENT]

Don't forget the college koolaid!:D
Haha...good one...and maybe a big Degenerate Women Welcome sign....:D

[Jordy]

Everywhere I look something is moving and flashing!
Who's flashing??? :D :D :D

[AZJD]

Who's flashing??? :D :D :D
Bilges old mustang!

[460 jus getn it]

Someone say flashing.......................................... ...............................
Bilge, lmao on the public info comment

[460 jus getn it]

Bilges old mustang!
I cant get over the sigline...........................FLMAO

[Jordy]

It's public information if you look around a little :D :D :D :D :D
But only at 8,000 RPM right??? :notam: :D

[460 jus getn it]

But only at 8,000 RPM right??? :notam: :DDont forget the 28" prop 1:67 gears.....That's key to getting the correct info.

[Jordy]

Canadian?
Nah, Canatards would have referenced it in Beers Per Minute. ;)
Dont forget the 28" prop 1:67 gears.....That's key to getting the correct info.
Where is that prop slip calculator as I'm kind of curious now... ;)

[Jordy]

Where is that prop slip calculator as I'm kind of curious now... ;)
Found it and came up with 127 mph theoretical speed with minimal slip... :jawdrop: :eek: :D

[460 jus getn it]

Where is that prop slip calculator as I'm kind of curious now... ;)
Found it and came up with 127 mph theoretical speed with minimal slip... :jawdrop: :eek: :DMinimal slip huh, wow that is crazy.

[AZJD]

Found it and came up with 127 mph theoretical speed with minimal slip... :jawdrop: :eek: :D
Thats it? Thats slow! :D

[460 jus getn it]

Thats it? Thats slow! :DHuh, you will be looking for him in the rear view.

[AZJD]

Huh, you will be looking for him in the rear view.
Actually yes! At that speed he will be lapping me quite quickly, so theoretically I would be looking for him in the rearview!:D

[Jordy]

Actually yes! At that speed he will be lapping me quite quickly, so theorectically I would be looking for him in the rearview!:D
Guess you have to get a rearview now huh??? :jawdrop: :D
Never needed one before because you were always bringing up the rear. :)

[Ziggy]

Found it and came up with 127 mph theoretical speed with minimal slip... :jawdrop: :eek: :DMust have thru transom exhaust ;)

[AZJD]

Guess you have to get a rearview now huh??? :jawdrop: :D
Never needed one before because you were always bringing up the rear. :)
Alot of shit talkin from the guy with no boat!:eek:

[Jordy]

Alot of shit talkin from the guy with no boat!:eek:
Wrong. I've still got a boat. ;)

[AZJD]

Wrong. I've still got a boat. ;)
Shit, and it's faster than mine!:D :D :D

[Jordy]

Shit, and it's faster than mine!:D :D :D
;)
Just not much room for an anchor though. :)

[460 jus getn it]

But its a warlock, doesnt the name make it run over 90.

[Jordy]

But its a warlock, doesnt the name make it run over 90.
Only on Ebay. :)

[460 jus getn it]

Only on Ebay. :)Ahhhhhhhhhhhh;) ;) ;)

[WYRD]

in my best Joey voice....How you doooin?:D
Welcome have fun:idea:

[AZJD]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh;) ;) ;)
This is just for Slovolvo, when he comes back around.
Top speed for the boat was an eye-watering—especially given the faring’s inability to deflect the onrushing wind—75.8 mph at 4800 rpm. With a 470-hp Mercury 500EFI engine, the biggest power offered for the model, you could realistically expect it to run more than 80 mph.
This is from a boat article, notice the power! So I figure with a 496HO I got him by a couple MPH! I hope!:D

[460 jus getn it]

This is just for Slovolvo, when he comes back around.
Top speed for the boat was an eye-watering—especially given the faring’s inability to deflect the onrushing wind—75.8 mph at 4800 rpm. With a 470-hp Mercury 500EFI engine, the biggest power offered for the model, you could realistically expect it to run more than 80 mph.
This is from a boat article, notice the power! So I figure with a 496HO I got him by a couple MPH! I hope!:DWhatever makes you feel better.:D :D

[AZJD]

Whatever makes you feel better.:D :D
I don't wanna get beat. I have talked too much chit now!:D

[Jordy]

Whatever makes you feel better.:D :D
I'm thinking that this boat is kind of growing on me:
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.com/2001_29_worldclass-o12780-en.html
:D :D :D

[AZJD]

I'm thinking that this boat is kind of growing on me:
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.com/2001_29_worldclass-o12780-en.html
:D :D :D
Wow, that's a nice boat!

[Jordy]

Wow, that's a nice boat!
Yeppers. All white with just the right amount of blue up under the hatch. :D :D :D
Then again, this one doesn't suck either:
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.com/42_cigarette_tiger_2002-o15556-en.html

[AZJD]

Yeppers. All white with just the right amount of blue up under the hatch. :D :D :D
A little on the bare bones on the options! No cockpit lights? Or atleast no swithces, no bed, no hyd. steering or trim tab pumps.....must be electric. No wind defelctors, and let me tell you with that short deck like mine you need them.

[AZJD]

Yeppers. All white with just the right amount of blue up under the hatch. :D :D :D
Then again, this one doesn't suck either:
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.com/42_cigarette_tiger_2002-o15556-en.html
Just a bit outside my price range!:D

[AZJD]

A little on the bare bones on the options! No cockpit lights? Or atleast no swithces, no bed, no hyd. steering or trim tab pumps.....must be electric. No wind defelctors, and let me tell you with that short deck like mine you need them.
I found the other row of switches................clean boat though!

[Jordy]

A little on the bare bones on the options! No cockpit lights? Or atleast no swithces, no bed, no hyd. steering or trim tab pumps.....must be electric. No wind defelctors, and let me tell you with that short deck like mine you need them.
You need to get your eyes checked.
There are hyd pumps on both sides of the engine for the tabs:
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.com/files/12780_5.jpg
Those little white things up in the bulkhead look like cabin lights to me:
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.com/files/12780_9.jpg
And the black resivoir on the upper right of the picture, next to the oil filter looks alot like a power steering tank and that pulley down below it looks like the drive for a power steering pump, at least to me:
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.com/files/12780_5.jpg
Wind deflectors??? Easy fix. From the sounds of the add it used to be a race boat and I really doubt they'd race somethign without hydraulic steering.
Anything else??? :D :D :D
I found the other row of switches................clean boat though!

[AZJD]

You need to get your eyes checked.
There are hyd pumps on both sides of the engine for the tabs:
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.com/files/12780_5.jpg
Those little white things up in the bulkhead look like cabin lights to me:
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.com/files/12780_9.jpg
And the black resivoir on the upper right of the picture, next to the oil filter looks alot like a power steering tank and that pulley down below it looks like the drive for a power steering pump, at least to me:
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.com/files/12780_5.jpg
Wind delfectors??? Easy fix. From the sounds of the add it used to be a race boat and I really doubt they'd race somethign without hydraulic steering.
Anything else??? :D :D :D
I said I found the light switches, Dick!:D

[Jordy]

I said I found the light switches, Dick!:D
The ad also says it has hydraulic steering and K-planes. Don't you read good??? :D :D :D
Besides, I wouldn't get a 29' Warlock for the same reason I wouldn't get a 38' Donzi. I know people with them and boat regularly with said people and can be on one pretty much anytime. I want to be different. :)
I just posted this one up because it has a blue streak under the engine hatch. :D :D :D

[AZJD]

The ad also says it has hydraulic steering and K-planes. Don't you read good??? :D :D :D
Besides, I wouldn't get a 29' Warlock for the same reason I wouldn't get a 38' Donzi. I know people with them and boat regularly with said people and can be on one pretty much anytime. I want to be different. :)
I just posted this one up because it has a blue streak under the engine hatch. :D :D :D
You ought to know by now I don't read shit. Just like 1 or 2 of those jokes you just sent me that required reading! Delete!

[Jordy]

You ought to know by now I don't read shit. Just like 1 or 2 of those jokes you just sent me that required reading! Delete!
I'm going to go out of my way to fill up your inbox with long winded story type documentary jokes. I could be nice and just send you jokes with pictures and hot chicks, but what fun would that be??? :D :D :D

[AZJD]

I'm going to go out of my way to fill up your inbox with long winded story type documentary jokes. I could be nice and just send you jokes with pictures and hot chicks, but what fun would that be??? :D :D :D
Naken News was good one!:D :D :D

[Jordy]

Naken News was good one!:D :D :D
See, ya gotta take the good with the bad. Can't just watch hot naked girls reading sports all the time. :)

[460 jus getn it]

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.com/131_mph_25sxt_warlock-o13914-en.html
Im kind of partial to this one.
And JD, feel free to talk your foot out of your mouth at anytime.