73beast
04-05-2007, 05:45 PM
I got this in an e-mail,don't know if its been posted before.
These should bring a big smile or perhaps even a big belly laugh. Enjoy.
GENERATION GAP!
There have been a couple of generations in the last sixty years that have missed the boat but this group isn't one of them.
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well known saying and asked them to come up with the remainder of the saying.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the.................................bug is close.
3. Its always darkest before...................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of.....termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but..... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that .....................looks dirty.
7. No news is.......................................impossibl e.
8. A miss is as good as a.................. Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new........ math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ...stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust .............................. me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ...........pigs.
13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ..........pollution.
15. Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is .........................not much.
17. Two's company, three's................. the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ...... you put on to go to bed!
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none as blind as............ Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not.....spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ............. get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ... see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ........ get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than.................................... pregnant.
These should bring a big smile or perhaps even a big belly laugh. Enjoy.
GENERATION GAP!
There have been a couple of generations in the last sixty years that have missed the boat but this group isn't one of them.
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well known saying and asked them to come up with the remainder of the saying.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the.................................bug is close.
3. Its always darkest before...................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of.....termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but..... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that .....................looks dirty.
7. No news is.......................................impossibl e.
8. A miss is as good as a.................. Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new........ math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ...stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust .............................. me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ...........pigs.
13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ..........pollution.
15. Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is .........................not much.
17. Two's company, three's................. the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ...... you put on to go to bed!
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none as blind as............ Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not.....spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ............. get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ... see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ........ get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than.................................... pregnant.