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Jbb
04-06-2007, 01:41 PM
They say ...you are as young as you feel!
Happy Easter ***boat...:D
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Jbb
04-06-2007, 01:42 PM
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ratso
04-06-2007, 01:43 PM
Nice boobs!:jawdrop:

ahhell
04-06-2007, 01:45 PM
damn...now I gotta go poke my eyes out...:jawdrop:

racecar.hotshoe
04-06-2007, 01:47 PM
I bet shes a hit at the Bingo house......:D

bocco
04-06-2007, 01:49 PM
Without a doubt, the most photographed woman on the beach.

Boatcop
04-06-2007, 01:49 PM
What's age got to do with it.
She's only 24, but has spent every summer weekend for the past 5 years at the Sandbar without sunscreen. :D

bigblockbill
04-06-2007, 01:51 PM
That is just wrong

LAND_LOVER69
04-06-2007, 01:56 PM
:( :( :(

CARLSON-JET
04-06-2007, 02:00 PM
:sqeyes: That there is some nice avatar material... :sqeyes:

moneypit
04-06-2007, 02:01 PM
I wonder how many polite people said, "boy you look great"!

HammerDown
04-06-2007, 02:07 PM
Wow...that sure did kill my appetite for Dinner.
Hey...I've discovered a new Diet!

Strippoker
04-06-2007, 02:07 PM
ahh nothing like a beef jerky taco? :eek:

LAFD
04-06-2007, 02:10 PM
i just puked alittle.:mad:

dumbandyoung
04-06-2007, 02:17 PM
damn thanks, I was just about to eat. There goes that Idea. :D

RitcheyRch
04-06-2007, 02:32 PM
I bet she thinks she is hot.
That is just wrong on so many levels.

ratso
04-06-2007, 02:32 PM
I bet she thinks she is hot
She was... about 80 freakin' years ago!

Mattman
04-06-2007, 03:32 PM
Duuuuuude...wtf??

Tom Brown
04-06-2007, 03:35 PM
I'll bet nailing her would feel like being hammered in the pelvis with a tub sock full of wood screws.

Ziggy
04-06-2007, 03:38 PM
That just about looks alien and not from this earth. :eek: :jawdrop:
.
Got to give her credit for feeling confident though;) .......The silicone implants outlasted the skin tension:(
:D

Tom Brown
04-06-2007, 03:39 PM
.......The silicone implants outlasted the skin tension:(
:D
I like the implants. They're great. She needs a lot more of them in a lot more places, though.

Biglue
04-06-2007, 03:39 PM
GUess you have to admire her comfort with her body but somethings should never leave the comfort of their home. :sqeyes:

4day!!
04-06-2007, 03:41 PM
GUess you have to admire her comfort with her body but somethings should never leave the comfort of their home. :sqeyes:
i think thats called alzheimers:D
I just vomited in my mouth.

Phat Matt
04-06-2007, 03:55 PM
She looks like a mummy.

jdf
04-06-2007, 04:43 PM
jbb this is so wrong

Ziggy
04-06-2007, 04:50 PM
Wonder if she's the original Coppertone girl? :D:D
http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/Coppertone_girl.jpg

HammerDown
04-06-2007, 06:08 PM
Wonder if she's the original Coppertone girl? :D:D
http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/Coppertone_girl.jpg
Yea...about two hundred years ago.

Ultrafied
04-06-2007, 06:49 PM
I've seen much worse on a whole lot younger person!

Misogynist
04-06-2007, 06:54 PM
She is in a state of denial. She is getting so much attention (for all the wrong reasons) that she thinks she is hot.... yeeesssh.. :rolleyes:

Pheelin Phroggy
04-06-2007, 06:55 PM
euwwwwwwwww! shes broke from her forehead to her feet!

Tom Brown
04-06-2007, 06:59 PM
Everyone here seems grossed out and upset by these pictures but I'll tell you what, if you were an 80 year old man and you were married to this woman, you'd be damn glad she is still into trying too look good and be sexy instead of just sitting around in a heavy wool sweater crabbing at you around the clock. Sure, she might not get your dick hard, nothing will at that age, but she might just get you excited enough to pass a gall stone and look for those stroke mags you put away for safe keeping when you were 50.

ratso
04-06-2007, 07:08 PM
Everyone here seems grossed out and upset by these pictures but I'll tell you what, if you were an 80 year old man and you were married to this woman, you'd be damn glad she is still into trying too look good and be sexy instead of just sitting around in a heavy wool sweater crabbing at you around the clock. Sure, she might not get your dick hard, nothing will at that age, but she might just get you excited enough to pass a gall stone and look for those stroke mags you put away for safe keeping when you were 50.
Tom... do you remember the story I told about my 90 year old grandpa?:jawdrop:

Tom Brown
04-06-2007, 07:12 PM
Sorry, Ratso. It doesn't ring a bell. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

ratso
04-06-2007, 07:14 PM
Sorry, Ratso. It doesn't ring a bell. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
lol... c'mon Tom... that one was classic!:D

Tom Brown
04-06-2007, 07:17 PM
lol... c'mon Tom... that one was classic!:D
You're going to have to narrow it down more than that. Most of your posts are classic.

ratso
04-06-2007, 07:18 PM
You're going to have to narrow it down more than that. Most of your posts are classic.
lmao...:D I'll wait for a night when it's a little more crowded in this place...;)

3 daytona`s
04-06-2007, 07:18 PM
I've seen much worse on a whole lot younger person!
I was thinking that,now people look around seriously does not matter what beach.I have seen everything from Anxoria to flat out Fat Ass.They are happy,comfortable who they are good for them.I know alot of you guys think your wives/girlfriends are a "10",that`s what counts.I`ll say there are way to many that wear way too little at the beach,but :confused: Maybe 50 years from now we may not care.:idea:

707dog
04-06-2007, 07:18 PM
id say retire the thong when the azz sag's so bad it looks like the thong is attached to a piece of ply-wood

Tom Brown
04-06-2007, 07:19 PM
Sure, or even a link will do. I'm sure if you give me a bit of the gist of it, it will come back to me. Unfortunately, at the moment, I'm firing on dead cells.

Newcastle
04-07-2007, 06:19 AM
That's just nasty...
but I'd still hit it.:D

HM
04-07-2007, 07:28 AM
I'll bet nailing her would feel like being hammered in the pelvis with a tub sock full of wood screws.
So, you are saying that you are just physically attracted to her?

rrrr
04-07-2007, 07:40 AM
:D :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/doc540/Misc/tap.gif

havasurat27
04-07-2007, 08:58 AM
At what age should the thong be retired....
...........a little earlier than that!

Classic Daycruiser
04-07-2007, 09:52 AM
Hidden in all of us is the ability to make others smile.
It's not how you look, its how you carry yourself when your in the spotlight.
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gigamurph
04-07-2007, 05:46 PM
That's kinda like real estate. Location, location, location....here in the U.S. that's pretty much looked down upon; but in South Africa she's popular 'cause everybody wants to know where she's gettin' all ther food that allowin' her to keep that "girlish figure"!:) I say more power to her; and if ya don't like lookin' at her, well, that's why ya have the ability to turn your head and look the other way!....oh, and JBB, da gig is still wearin' his "Fruit-of the-Loom" thong! Damn crack creepers!:eek:

SHOTKALLIN
04-07-2007, 06:39 PM
For 90 years old she is a hottie! I guess all you haters would rather a walker pushing granny in your golden years.

Moneypitt
04-07-2007, 06:45 PM
This is wayyyy better than Boatcops "at what weight" thread........MP

repo man
04-07-2007, 07:36 PM
that's the crypt keeper's mother!!!

My Man's Sportin' Wood
04-07-2007, 07:48 PM
I say, "Good for her." Sorry, but I don't find it disgusting. She thinks she's still hot and that's cool. I bet she was a total hottie 40 years ago. As for the not getting it up at 80, Jeff's grandparents are in their 80s and still knock one out a couple of times a week.
MMSW<------hoping SW got Grandpa's genes :D

rmarion
04-07-2007, 08:14 PM
I'd hit it........

Nord
04-07-2007, 09:40 PM
I'd throw a piece of bologne at that...................did I type that out loud??

throwerb
04-08-2007, 04:49 AM
I'd hit it too....

throwerb
04-08-2007, 04:50 AM
With my truck! :D

Psycho Squid
04-08-2007, 11:08 AM
Wow........

Hfmnhoe
04-08-2007, 12:00 PM
what the hell, is that Bo Dereks mom

ratso
04-08-2007, 01:41 PM
There are a bunch of SICK people here... almost 1800 hits on this thread!:jawdrop:

Baja Big Dog
04-08-2007, 02:23 PM
Thats a fricken 8 in Ensanada after 11PM..............

Jbb
05-24-2007, 05:45 AM
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91nordic29
05-24-2007, 02:12 PM
:confused: well... I don't know what I think about it. I haven't ever seen anything like that before.
I guess if she is comfy. A granny one piece may look even worse (???). Maybe she should try to cinch the top up higher???
I just dunno.....:confused:

Baja Big Dog
05-24-2007, 02:39 PM
Id hit that shaved beaver in a heartbeat!!!!:D

Ducatista
05-24-2007, 02:52 PM
She's a GMILF:eek:

ccfdland
05-24-2007, 03:46 PM
her thong is made out of blue masking tape. must need to be repaired.

ahhell
05-24-2007, 03:58 PM
I think its time to ban JBB....thats some serious eye damage there...:D

bead
05-24-2007, 03:59 PM
thats what most of the girls at havi will look like in 30 to35 yrs ,except they will have the trampstamp tat + the giant fake (.)(.):D

Desert Rat
05-24-2007, 04:36 PM
Lets just say that it should be retired LONG before you get to looking like that!!!:yuk: