The most honest used boat ad I've ever seen.

[Dribble]

Sign me up for this one.
http://keys.craigslist.org/boa/307534276.html

[BadKachina]

This boat has been poorly maintained. It has had many owners and none have ever flushed the motor. It has been bottom painted to conceal the cracks from the deteriorating structure. The elecs all need replacing and the steering is corroded. The motor was supposedly rebuilt about ten years ago but I doubt it. The transom and floor are weak and rotten. Gas tank leaks into bilge and will be an expensive repair. Trailer is rusted out piece of turd and you will be lucky to get out of my driveway. $20,000 obo
That's classic, espcecially the part where you will be lucky to get it out of my driveway.:D

[HocusPocus]

with such a bad description i am surprised he still wants $20k for it... wonder what it could be?

[bohica]

They forgot the most important line in any for sale add:
"Ask you wife before you call me!!":D

[Dan Lorenze]

That's awesome... The guys wife is probably on his jock to sell the boat, maybe he doesn't want to... :D