Does going out on the lake make you horny? [Archive]

beaverretriever

04-09-2007, 07:51 PM

Everytime I go out on the lake I just get horny as hell. By about mid day, all I want to do is get busy with my wife.
Undoubtedly it is a combination of things that have to do with going out on the lake.
First and foremost, it has to be the wife in a small bikini (one of my favorite things in the world ;) ). There is somthing to be said about a great looking gal in a small bikini. Also the warm air, drinks of the alcoholic persuasion, cool water, and of course there is always some other eye candy cruising around that gets the circulation going. :D
Does going out on the lake get you going?
Hey, I don't wear baggy shorts for nothing. :devil: :D

HavaSkank

04-09-2007, 07:55 PM

Does the Pope shit in the woods?
You're preachin' to the choir pal.

Throttle

04-09-2007, 07:57 PM

baggie shorts, what a concept...:D
it just might work...:idea:

RaceFace

04-09-2007, 08:00 PM

Does the Pope shit in the woods?
You're preachin' to the choir pal.
AAAAAAMEN!!!!!

Tom Brown

04-09-2007, 08:08 PM

I've jacked off into more than my share of bilge rags. :cool:

beaverretriever

04-09-2007, 08:16 PM

I've jacked off into more than my share of bilge rags. :cool:
One of the funniest things I have ever heard on here. :D Possibly my new sig.
Hey, at least you didn't jack off into The Bilge Idiot. :idea:

RaceFace

04-09-2007, 08:18 PM

I've jacked off into more than my share of bilge rags. :cool:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
Just tryin' NOT to paint the picture!!!

Biglue

04-09-2007, 08:18 PM

Does the Pope shit in the woods?
You're preachin' to the choir pal.
Did you mean "does a bear shit in the woods"? :)

Redneck

04-09-2007, 08:18 PM

Everytime I go out on the lake I just get horny as hell. By about mid day, all I want to do is get busy with my wife.
Undoubtedly it is a combination of things that have to do with going out on the lake.
First and foremost, it has to be the wife in a small bikini (one of my favorite things in the world ;) ). There is somthing to be said about a great looking gal in a small bikini. Also the warm air, drinks of the alcoholic persuasion, cool water, and of course there is always some other eye candy cruising around that gets the circulation going. :D
Does going out on the lake get you going?
Hey, I don't wear baggy shorts for nothing. :devil: :D
ummm we have to see pics of the wife in the small bikinis for proof of this lol

Big Block

04-09-2007, 08:23 PM

I'll second that! lol

Tom Brown

04-09-2007, 08:25 PM

Hey, at least you didn't jack off into The Bilge Idiot. :idea:
We're just friends, thanks. :cool:

Kilrtoy

04-09-2007, 08:27 PM

Everytime I go out on the lake I just get horny as hell. By about mid day, all I want to do is get busy with my wife.
Undoubtedly it is a combination of things that have to do with going out on the lake.
First and foremost, it has to be the wife in a small bikini (one of my favorite things in the world ;) ). There is somthing to be said about a great looking gal in a small bikini. Also the warm air, drinks of the alcoholic persuasion, cool water, and of course there is always some other eye candy cruising around that gets the circulation going. :D
Does going out on the lake get you going?
Hey, I don't wear baggy shorts for nothing. :devil: :D
That is the same problem I have, being around my wife in the skimpy see thru bikini's and all the camel toe bikini wearing women ... It becomes too much

uselessgrant

04-09-2007, 08:28 PM

ummm we have to see pics of the wife in the small bikinis for proof of this lol
I'll second that! lol
we have a motion on the floor and a second.. is there any discussion? all those in favor say I..... I.:D yes we all get horny at the lake.. my daughter was concieved at Lake of the Ozarks..:devil:

Kilrtoy

04-09-2007, 08:32 PM

we have a motion on the floor and a second.. is there any discussion? all those in favor say I..... I.:D yes we all get horny at the lake.. my daughter was concieved at Lake of the Ozarks..:devil:
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2007/pictures/daly12.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/192DARE_ME.JPG

uselessgrant

04-09-2007, 08:35 PM

http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2007/pictures/daly12.jpg
that looks very tasty..;)

Redneck

04-09-2007, 08:35 PM

That is the same problem I have, being around my wife in the skimpy see thru bikini's and all the camel toe bikini wearing women ... It becomes too much
Im with you there Miguel

moneypit

04-09-2007, 08:36 PM

Dude... I almost choked on my baby carrots while watching Discoverys Planet Earth... Good one Tom! Bilge rags.....lol
I've jacked off into more than my share of bilge rags. :cool:

LAND_LOVER69

04-09-2007, 08:37 PM

Sorry someone had to say it!:eek:
:D :D :D

Devil's Advocate

04-09-2007, 08:39 PM

Does the Pope shit in the woods?
You're preachin' to the choir pal.
Are fat dogs heavy? :D
I've jacked off into more than my share of bilge rags. :cool:
You've outdone yourself this time Tom.:D
I never get horny at the lake.:devil:

bignet

04-09-2007, 08:39 PM

That is the same problem I have, being around my wife in the skimpy see thru bikini's and all the camel toe bikini wearing women ... It becomes too much
C'mon Kilr it's not that good...:sqeyes: ....I'm such a liar! :D I feel you though, when I see my wifey walking around I just wanna 4nicate! :jawdrop:
:devil:
bignet

LAND_LOVER69

04-09-2007, 08:42 PM

http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2007/pictures/daly12.jpg
Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D

beaverretriever

04-09-2007, 08:56 PM

LOL, how did I guess a pic of the wife would make it on this thread. Oh well.:)
Now you know why I get so horny... :D

Biglue

04-09-2007, 09:03 PM

UMMMMMM, Filipina. :D ;)
You're a lucky dude BR. She's a good looking gal. ;) :)

25dic

04-09-2007, 09:21 PM

yes!!!

Chubby4Life

04-09-2007, 09:28 PM

I'll just say my wife knows to set aside a minute or two when we get off the water.

beaverretriever

04-09-2007, 09:32 PM

UMMMMMM, Filipina. :D ;)
You're a lucky dude BR. She's a good looking gal. ;) :)
Actually she is Laotian. She gets Filipina a lot though.

MR.rvrluvr

04-10-2007, 12:19 PM

i get horny at the river thinking about your wife too...:D :D

SB

04-10-2007, 01:05 PM

Sure, just like going to the beach, looking at bikinis, laying face down in the sand, drilling for oil.

Queenbee

04-10-2007, 01:21 PM

It isn't just the river...its the whole trip there....we're goin to Havasu for the Poker run and its going to be hard to be good for the whole 5 hour drive there just because we have guests in the car. Getting the boat in the water and the BJ's that follow are just the icing on the cake:devil:

dumbandyoung

04-10-2007, 02:15 PM

Actually she is Laotian. She gets Filipina a lot though.
Do Laotions like it in the bum?:confused:

Second "PLACE"

04-10-2007, 02:31 PM

I've jacked off into more than my share of bilge rags. :cool:
:jawdrop: LMAO!

dragboat

04-10-2007, 02:59 PM

[QUOTE=beaverretriever;2492654]
First and foremost, it has to be the wife in a small bikini (one of my favorite things in the world ;) ). There is somthing to be said about a great looking gal in a small bikini.
Like I tell my wife....It's the ONLY reason we own a boat!:D

GGR

04-10-2007, 03:06 PM

I've jacked off into more than my share of bilge rags. :cool:
YES!!!
I almost got fired for laughing so fuggin loud and cryin and shit!
WOW man WOW!

Mandelon

04-10-2007, 03:46 PM

Does being out on the boat make me horny? Yes. I think you are right. Being in the sun, does it. Waking up does it. Going to bed does it, breathing, eating and just being around seems to do it too. Odd, indeed.
Pretty much everything seems to. :)
I wish some of those things worked on my wife. :rolleyes: :)