How Do You Break Up Chick Fights? (involved alcohol)

[Jetaholic]

Recently 2 big chicks went at it and the "owners" couldn't break them up.
Both chick owners got pretty bad bites in the melee too. Loud, fast, violent and brutal.
The owner would try to grab a chick and the other chick would bite them, lightning quick.
Damnnn, chick bites are vicious. Everyone, chick and owners gonna need Frankenstein class sutures said the wifie.
I just happened to have some big swimming noodles on the golf cart, and let the owners wail on the chicks with them, and after more bites and blood, the chicks finally quit when they started seeing stars after having their bells rung deluxe.
Waddya ya do to break it up without needing stitches & closeures yourself, and if ya just don't happen to have noodles along?
This morning it happened again.
Took a spell to break it up, no waterhose to distract them with either. :D :D :D

[photo chick]

You don't.......in this case you just watch, while drinking your beer:D

[centerhill condor]

hose 'em down with beer!

[racecar.hotshoe]

This is a easy one just throw out one of these............:D
http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2176231701

[OGShocker]

This is a easy one just throw out one of these............:D
http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2176231701
NICE!!! :D :D :D

[shadow]

This is a easy one just throw out one of these............:D
http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2176231701
Depending on how many are fighting you'd better throw out more than one!

[707dog]

I Was Told By A Chick Owner If You Shove You Finger In Its Poop Shute It Will Unlock And They Will Seperate...lmao...hey Just Trying To Help The Situation...

[racecar.hotshoe]

I Was Told By A Chick Owner If You Shove You Finger In Its Poop Shute It Will Unlock And They Will Seperate...lmao...hey Just Trying To Help The Situation...
:jawdrop: :D

[shadow]

I Was Told By A Chick Owner If You Shove You Finger In Its Poop Shute It Will Unlock And They Will Seperate...lmao...hey Just Trying To Help The Situation...
I think if you don't want to risk the finger in the shute(good way to get bitten) you can swipe the Credit card in thier ass crack.:D

[707dog]

LMAO...that what i was told about pitbulls if they are locked up to give them 1 in da stink and they will unlock:eek: so i assume it will work for a chick fit also when they are locked up:D (ladys dont shoot the messanger)

[RaceFace]

Were they on leashes?? :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Recently 2 big chicks went at it and the "owners" couldn't break them up.
Both chick owners got pretty bad bites in the melee too. Loud, fast, violent and brutal.
The owner would try to grab a chick and the other chick would bite them, lightning quick.
Damnnn, chick bites are vicious. Everyone, chick and owners gonna need Frankenstein class sutures said the wifie.
I just happened to have some big swimming noodles on the golf cart, and let the owners wail on the chicks with them, and after more bites and blood, the chicks finally quit when they started seeing stars after having their bells rung deluxe.
Waddya ya do to break it up without needing stitches & closeures yourself, and if ya just don't happen to have noodles along?
This morning it happened again.
Took a spell to break it up, no waterhose to distract them with either. :D :D :D
Talking about fighting words.........."OWNERS"?????????:devil: :)

[Mrs.Racer277]

This is a easy one just throw out one of these............:D
http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2176231701
LMAO
How about all 4??? :D :D Works for me :D

[Biglue]

LMAO
How about all 4??? :D :D Works for me :D
Oh Dia......you set that up too easy, but I can't do it to you. :mad: :D

[Baja Big Dog]

Throw a winnie in the crowd, they will fight over it to the end...
I suggest your buddies winnie!!!:D

[That Guy]

I think if you don't want to risk the finger in the shute(good way to get bitten) you can swipe the Credit card in thier ass crack.:D
ROFLMAO......:D

[Jetaholic]

I Was Told By A Chick Owner If You Shove You Finger In Its Poop Shute It Will Unlock And They Will Seperate...lmao...hey Just Trying To Help The Situation...
Yeah but due to the fact that this involved alcohol they might actually like that...:D

[707dog]

THAT CROSSED MY MINE ALSO!! BUT WOULD BE WELL WORTH THE SHOT CAUSE MAYBE WHEN THEY UNLOCK THEY WILL KSS AND MAKE UP OR OUT EITHER OR...:idea: :D

[DeltaSigBoater]

We had this problem several times at the Fraternity House during my tenure.
Most of the time we just sat back, drank some beer and cheered them on till they got tired, uasally about 5 minutes, and for the most part no real damage was ever done, except for there clothes they 'were' wearing :D
If it looked like it was gonna get Nasty we one of the guys would turn the hose on them... Oh how they loved that in February :devil:
It the hose didnt work then it was the Fire Extinguisher immediately followed by the hose.

[Jetaholic]

It his hose didnt work then it was the Fire Extinguisher immediately followed by the hose.
If his hose didn't work he should go see a doctor :D

[YeLLowBoaT]

tell them to take it to ultamate surrender...( google if you don't know what that is)

[Benjhamina]

Two words for you...... Smith and Wesson. Just make sure its something bigger than a .38 or you'll just piss em off.

[Desert Rat]

I Was Told By A Chick Owner If You Shove You Finger In Its Poop Shute It Will Unlock And They Will Seperate...lmao...hey Just Trying To Help The Situation...
Use three fingers and just pick them up like a bowling ball:D

[HavaSkank]

Yell really loud, "SHOE SALE AT NORDSTROMS!"