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goneboatin
04-20-2007, 08:58 AM
I just picked up a copy of "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid" with James Coburn and Kris Kristofferson - man, that's a great movie with great quotes:
Pat Garrett: Any new girls?
Lemuel: A gal Bertha come in from Kansas City. She got an ass on her like a forty dollar cow 'n' she got a tit - why I wish it were full of tequila. You can't beat that no how.
Pat Garrett: Now I want you to stand over behind Breed, here. Now I want you to take the stock of that gun and rap him smartly on the back of the head. You do it, boy, or this bullet that's going through his chest is liable to come out the other side and tickle your private parts.
Luke to Billy: You'll just end up like all the other gringos - drinkin' tequila, shittin' out chili peppers, & waitin' fer... nothin'.

cyclone
04-20-2007, 09:02 AM
"Screw you, Melon!"
-back to school with Rodney Dangerfield.
ha ha ha ha ha.

Waldo
04-20-2007, 09:23 AM
In honor of 4-20
"You get a God-damn job before sundown...or we're shipping you off to military school...with the God-Damn, Finkelstein-$hit-Kid...Son-of-BITCH!":D
"Sir, where is your license?"
"Isn't it back there on the bumper man?"
"Sir, what his name?"
"He said his name was RAAAAAALPH"

lewiville
04-20-2007, 09:26 AM
" you see the size of that CHickennnnnn"?
wild boys

78Eliminator
04-20-2007, 09:29 AM
"But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes."

lewiville
04-20-2007, 09:31 AM
"But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes."
78,
just looking at your avatar I thought of one and its not a movie, but its a saying from Felix " rightyooooooooooooh"

jbone
04-20-2007, 09:32 AM
CLERKS:
Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you ****ed!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm...37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?!
Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?
Dante Hicks: Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

LaveyOne
04-20-2007, 09:33 AM
GOODFELLAS (1990) -
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f**ked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
- Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)
:mad: :eek: :D :D

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 09:35 AM
The Way of the Gun
First 5 min of the movie...
"Hey, F**K-suck, get your slippery F**Kin' ass off the car!
Listen to me. Get off the F**King car with your F**King ass!
Shut that C*NT's mouth, or I'll come over and F**K-start her head.
Do something. Go on.
You're gonna wish you never got up this morning, cos my boyfriend's gonna F**K you up.
And after that, while he's F**King up your F**Kin' gay uncle,
I'm gonna F**King cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you faggot."
It just gets better from there...

78Eliminator
04-20-2007, 09:36 AM
78,
just looking at your avatar I thought of one and its not a movie, but its a saying from Felix " rightyooooooooooooh"
I am a big felix fan. :D

jbone
04-20-2007, 09:36 AM
AIRPLANE:
Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Oveur.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
There are a ton in this movie. "Yes I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

lewiville
04-20-2007, 09:38 AM
GOODFELLAS (1990) -
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f**ked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
- Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci)
:mad: :eek: :D :D
You for got one small part "banngggg, bang, bang bang" I hope I got all of the bang bangs correct?

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 09:39 AM
" you see the size of that CHickennnnnn"?
wild boys
Close, not Wild Boys...
YOUNG GUNS!

78Eliminator
04-20-2007, 09:40 AM
The Way of the Gun
First 5 min of the movie...
"Hey, F**K-suck, get your slippery F**Kin' ass off the car!
Listen to me. Get off the F**King car with your F**King ass!
Shut that C*NT's mouth, or I'll come over and F**K-start her head.
Do something. Go on.
You're gonna wish you never got up this morning, cos my boyfriend's gonna F**K you up.
And after that, while he's F**King up your F**Kin' gay uncle,
I'm gonna F**King cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you faggot."
It just gets better from there...
The first time I rented that movie I re winded that scene a couple times. Too funny......and then they get their asses kicked to top it off!

jbone
04-20-2007, 09:49 AM
SWINGERS:
Trent: Oh Mikey you don't want all that "Pirates Of The Caribbean" horseshit, or the "Rock and Roll Grunge Tip". Guys like you and me gotta kick it here, old school.
Mike: Oh this is definitely 'old school'. This place is dead.

Kilrtoy
04-20-2007, 09:52 AM
http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Talladega_Nights_The_Ballad_Of_Ricky_Bobby&quote=pissexcellence.txt&file=pissexcellence.mp3
Dick Berggren (Himself): "It seems if you either win or crash trying to win."
Ricky: "Well, Dick, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. And nobody can hand with my stuff. Uh, you know, I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine. If you ain't first, you're last. You know what I'm talking about? That phrase is trademarked not to be used without permission of Ricky Bobby Inc."

jbone
04-20-2007, 09:53 AM
A FEW GOOD MEN:
Col. Jessep: [yelling] I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss in your dead skull! You ****ed with the wrong Marine!

LAND_LOVER69
04-20-2007, 09:53 AM
"It doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or a mile. Winning is winning"
Vin Diesel
Fast and the Furious

fatboy95
04-20-2007, 09:54 AM
Hey,,, Are those your legs or are you ridin a chicken????

HocusPocus
04-20-2007, 10:00 AM
Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy.

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 10:04 AM
Below the hard-deck doesn't count.
- We nailed that son of a bitch.
- You guys really are cowboys.
- What's your problem, Kazansky?
You're everyone's problem.
Every time you fly, you're unsafe.
- I don't like you. You're dangerous.
- That's right, Iceman.
I am dangerous.
Everyone knows this...

racecar.hotshoe
04-20-2007, 10:06 AM
Below the hard-deck doesn't count.
- We nailed that son of a bitch.
- You guys really are cowboys.
- What's your problem, Kazansky?
You're everyone's problem.
Every time you fly, you're unsafe.
- I don't like you. You're dangerous.
- That's right, Iceman.
I am dangerous.
Everyone knows this...
Where did he go Goose
Where did who go....:D

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 10:08 AM
TWISTER
Jo: Bill....we're in the core.
{Suddenly, the twister splits in half. Now there's two!}
Bill: Okay, we've got sisters!
{Melissa's phone rings}
Melissa:{Rigid}Yes?!! Julie I can't talk to you right now!
Jo: We're right under the flanking line.
Bill: I realize that.
Jo: We can't attack this thing from the south, we're gonna get rolled!
Bill: Watch me.
Melissa:{Into Phone}Julie, I know you're upset, you just gotta, breathe, we've both just gotta breathe!
{Suddenly, a cow flies past, in front of them!}
Jo: Cow. Melissa:{Into Phone}I gotta go, Julie, we got cows!!{Hangs up}
{Cow flies past again.}
Jo: Another cow.
Bill: Actually, I think that was the same one.

essexjet
04-20-2007, 10:11 AM
Up your azz with mobile gas.
-Envy

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 10:18 AM
TRAINING DAY
I'm the man up in this piece!
Who you think you f**king with?!
I'm the police! I run s**t here!
You just live here!
That's right, you better walk away.
I'm gonna burn this motherf**ker down!
King Kong ain't got shit on me!
That's all right. That's all right.
S**t, I don't f**k--
I'm winning anyway. I'm winning.
I'm winning anyway. I can't lose.
S**t, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
Oh, what a day.
What a motherf**king day!
An L.A. police officer was killed today...

Mr. Crusader 83
04-20-2007, 10:20 AM
"Im drop'n the hammer Harry"

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 10:44 AM
Easy one...
THELMA:What'd you rob?
J.D.:Hmm. Well, let's see. Let's add it up here. I, uh,
robbed a gas station, uh, a couple of convenience
stores, liquor stores.
THELMA:Oh my God. How? Come on.
J.D.:Okay. Well, see, first you pick your place, all
right? Then I just sit back and watch it for a
little while. Wait for that right moment to make my
move, see? That's, see, that's something you gotta
know up here. That shit cannot be taught. And then,
uh, oh shit, I don't want to talk about this.
THELMA:Come on. I'd like to hear it.
J.D.:All right. Then I'd waltz right in...and then I'd
just kinda waltz on in and I'd say, "Ladies,
gentlemen. Let's see who wins the prize for keeping
their cool. Simon says, everybody down on the floor.
Now, nobody loses their head, then nobody lose their
head. Ahhh, you sir. Yeah, you do the honors. Take
that cash and put it in that bag right there, and you
got an amazing story to tell all your friends. If
not, well, you got a tag on your toe. You decide.
It's simple as that." Then I'd just slip on out.
And, uh, get the hell out of Dodge, yeah.
THELMA:My goodness. You're sure gentlemanly about it.
J.D.:Well, now, I've always believed done properly, armed
robbery doesn't have to be a totally unpleasant
experience....What?
THELMA:You're a real outlaw, aren't ya?
J.D.:I may be an outlaw, darling, but, uh, you're the one
stealing my heart.
THELMA:Oh, smooth. Oh, you're smooth.

RaceFace
04-20-2007, 10:48 AM
"You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well, he should have armed himself"

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 10:50 AM
TAXI DRIVER
Faster than you, you ****in' son of a--
I saw you comin', you ****in' shit-heel.
I'm standin' here. You make the move.
You make the move.
It's your move.
Don't try it, you ****.
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
Then who the hell else are you talking-- You talking to me?
Well, I'm the only one here.
Who the **** do you think you're talking to?
Oh, yeah?
Listen, you ****ers, you screw-heads.
Here is a man who would not take if anymore.
Who would not let--
Listen, you ****ers, you screw-heads.
Here is a man who would not take if anymore.
A man who stood up against the scum...
the ****s, the dogs, the fifth, the shit.
Here is someone who stood up.
Here is--
You're dead.

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 10:56 AM
40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
"Hey.
Hey.
How you doing?
Much better, now that I'm talking to you.
Hey, lookie, I can see through your shirt.
Nice.
So, you think we should... take this party to my apartment or what?
I am RSVPing "yes."
Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it.
Yeah, let's go!
Mom, I left my phone somewhere and I...
Thank you."
I could do this all day...

707dog
04-20-2007, 10:57 AM
Dazed And Confuzed:
Hey You Lil Foker, I Came Here For 2 Reasons To Drink Beer And Kick Some Azz And Im Almost Out Beer........:d
I Like Using That Saying Sometimes!!!!!

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 11:01 AM
AMERICA PIE
(Jim) Guys, uh What exactly does third base feel like?
(Kevin) You wanna take this one?
(Oz) Like warm apple pie.
(Jim) Yeah
(Oz) Yeah
(Jim) Apple pie, huh?
(Oz) Uh-huh.
(Jim) McDonald's or homemade?

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 11:04 AM
I'm not telling...
KILGORE:
"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing
else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm
in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for
twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't
find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know
that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like - victory.
Someday this war is gonna end."

Powerquestboy
04-20-2007, 11:06 AM
Caddyshack
Ty: you take drugs Danny?
Danny: everyday
Ty: good, so whats the problem?
Austin Powers: (probably the best speech ever)
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Strippoker
04-20-2007, 11:11 AM
"donger needs food"

Desert Rat
04-20-2007, 11:14 AM
What in the wild wild world of sports is going on around here....
I hired you folks to get a little track laid not to just dance around like a bunch of Kansas city faggots!
My all time favorite :D

SB
04-20-2007, 11:19 AM
I used this every time I handed my wife money:
Frank: "It's not making the money that's tough in this business, Tony. It's what to do with all the fukking cash."
Scarface
------
"That girl you're sleeping with is 13."
"I'm not superstitious."
Australian cowboy movie with Heath Ledger
-------
"Where do we stand on this ethically?"
"It won't cost us a dime, sir."
Beer

goneboatin
04-20-2007, 11:32 AM
Gotta have some Pulp Fiction laced in here:
Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's f****n' dangerous to have a racecar in the ****in' red. It could blow.
Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?
Vincent: I could blow.
Jules: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf****r, motherf****r! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the f**k am I doin' in the back? You're the motherf****r should be on brain detail. We're f****n' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this brotha's skull.
[cleaning their bloody hands]
Jules: F**k bro', what did you do to his towel?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same f****n' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad.

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 11:45 AM
Al at his best...
Who are you carrying all those bricks for?
God?
Is that it?
God?
I'll tell you...
...let me give you a little inside information about God.
God likes to watch.
He's a prankster.
Think about it.
He gives man...
...instincts.
He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do?
I swear, for his own amusement...
...his own private, cosmic...
...gag reel...
...He sets the rules in opposition.
It's the goof of all time.
Look, but don't touch.
Touch, but don't taste.
Taste, but don't swallow.
And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is He doing?
He's laughing his sick, ****ing ass off!
He's a tightass!
He's a sadist!
He's an absentee landlord!
Worship that? Never!
"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven," is that it?
Why not?
I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began!
I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have!
I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him!
Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections!
I'm a fan of man!
I'm a humanist.
Maybe the last humanist.
Who, in their right mind...
...Kevin, could possibly deny...
...the 20th century was entirely mine?
All of it, Kevin!
All of it.
Mine.
I'm peaking, Kevin.
It's my time now.
It's our time.
Anybody want a drink?
I'm having a drink.

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 11:50 AM
Love this one...
You're next.
Next.
I said next, God damn it. This is not the DMV, all right?
Move it along.
What's your name? You can tell me.
I know. How about Santa?
If you don't tell him, you won't get a present.
That's right.
Come on and tell Santa all about it.
What do you want?
Well, come on. What do you want?
A snot-rag?
Great. Another ****ing Mongoloid.
Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me.
Don't **** with my beard.
It's not real.
No shit.
Well, it was real.
But, you see, I got sick and all the hair fell out.
How did you get sick?
I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Mrs. Santa?
No. It was her sister.
What's it like at the North Pole?
Like the suburbs.
Which one?
Apache Junction.
What the **** do you care? Now, get off my lap.
You sit there like a ****ing retard.
You are really Santa, right?
No. I'm an accountant.
I wear this ****ing thing as a fashion statement, all right?
Okay.
Get this kid out of here. He's freaking me out.
I got to get a drink on. I'll see you tomorrow.

H2O
04-20-2007, 11:51 AM
Maybe not so funny on paper, but hilarious scene in the movie:
Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm a gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when *balls* are in my face".
Cal: That's *gay*?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like s*t.
David: [David loses second match] Goddamnit!
Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off, and *now* I'm throwing it at your body.
[shouts]
Cal: F**k you!
David: Aww.
Andy Stitzer: You guys, she's picking me up in an hour.
David: Oh, drag, dude.
Cal: She's picking you up from here?
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: That's f****d up, man.
Andy Stitzer: Why?
Cal: Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys.
Andy Stitzer: So what?
Cal: And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.
Andy Stitzer: Okay.
Cal: [Pointing to an action figure on a shelf] Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?
Andy Stitzer: That's Oscar Goldman.
Cal: Why do you have that?
Andy Stitzer: That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.
Cal: Well, that may be the case. But none of this s**t is sexy, okay?
Andy Stitzer: I'm not trying to be sexy, man.
Cal: [Pointing to a framed poster] I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?
Andy Stitzer: They did not laugh at me.
David: Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.
Andy Stitzer: You guys cool it with the gay. You know, she's on her way over here, okay?
Cal: First, you relax, okay?
Andy Stitzer: Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.
Cal: Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.

Tyson Ross
04-20-2007, 11:52 AM
"You scratched my anchor"

H20 Toie
04-20-2007, 11:53 AM
What no one mentioned the best quote of all time
"Do you feel lucky punk"

dumbandyoung
04-20-2007, 11:56 AM
"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like woman man."

Hfmnhoe
04-20-2007, 12:02 PM
saturday night fever
"I, I, Think I broke my P*SSY FINGER"

4day!!
04-20-2007, 12:04 PM
"what i want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your harvard mouth, extend me some fockin courtesy. Now you gotta ask me nicely"
anyone name it?

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 12:05 PM
Can you name this one...
CLAIRE (to Bender) What's your name?
BENDER What's yours?
CLAIRE Claire...
BENDER Ka-Laire?
CLAIRE Claire...it's a family name!
BENDER Nooo...It's a fat girl's name!
CLAIRE Well thank you...
BENDER You're welcome...
CLAIRE I'm not fat!
BENDER Well not at present but I could see you really pushing maximum density! You see, I'm not sure if you know this...but there are two kinds of
fat people. There's fat people that were born to be fat, and then there's
fat people that were once thin but they became fat...so when you look
at them you can sorta see that thin person inside! You see, you're
gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then,
uh... He mimes becoming fat, making noises.
(Claire gives him the finger.)
BENDER Oh...obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl!
CLAIRE (resentfully) I'm not that pristine!
(Bender bends down closer to Claire.)
BENDER Are you a virgin?
(a beat)
I'll bet you a million dollars that you are! Let's end the suspense!
Is it gonna be...
(another beat)
...a white weddin?
CLAIRE Why don't you just shut up?
BENDER Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth?
(a beat)
Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes
off...hoping to God your parents don't walk in?
(Claire is getting upset.)
CLAIRE Do you want me to puke?
BENDER Over the panties, no bra, blouse unbuttoned, Calvin's in a ball on
the front seat past eleven on a school night?
ANDREW Leave her alone!

UnionJack
04-20-2007, 12:06 PM
"what i want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your harvard mouth, extend me some fockin courtesy. Now you gotta ask me nicely"
anyone name it?
easy.... Col. Nathan Jessep

UnionJack
04-20-2007, 12:07 PM
Can you name this one...
CLAIRE (to Bender) What's your name?
BENDER What's yours?
CLAIRE Claire...
BENDER Ka-Laire?
CLAIRE Claire...it's a family name!
BENDER Nooo...It's a fat girl's name!
CLAIRE Well thank you...
BENDER You're welcome...
CLAIRE I'm not fat!
BENDER Well not at present but I could see you really pushing maximum density! You see, I'm not sure if you know this...but there are two kinds of
fat people. There's fat people that were born to be fat, and then there's
fat people that were once thin but they became fat...so when you look
at them you can sorta see that thin person inside! You see, you're
gonna get married, you're gonna squeeze out a few puppies and then,
uh... He mimes becoming fat, making noises.
(Claire gives him the finger.)
BENDER Oh...obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl!
CLAIRE (resentfully) I'm not that pristine!
(Bender bends down closer to Claire.)
BENDER Are you a virgin?
(a beat)
I'll bet you a million dollars that you are! Let's end the suspense!
Is it gonna be...
(another beat)
...a white weddin?
CLAIRE Why don't you just shut up?
BENDER Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth?
(a beat)
Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes
off...hoping to God your parents don't walk in?
(Claire is getting upset.)
CLAIRE Do you want me to puke?
BENDER Over the panties, no bra, blouse unbuttoned, Calvin's in a ball on
the front seat past eleven on a school night?
ANDREW Leave her alone!
Breakfast club

4day!!
04-20-2007, 12:09 PM
easy.... Col. Nathan Jessep
:D

H2O
04-20-2007, 12:09 PM
Any guesses for this one?
Del Preston: So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show!

4day!!
04-20-2007, 12:10 PM
"were you in vietnam?"
"no, homo"
anyone?

UnionJack
04-20-2007, 12:11 PM
Any guesses for this one?
Del Preston: So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show!
Wayne's World

DeltaSigBoater
04-20-2007, 12:12 PM
"Cocaine exploded upon the American culture like an atomic bomb. It started in Hollywood and moved east in no time. Everyone was doing it. I mean everyone."
"We invented the market place. In fact, if you snorted cocaine in the late 1970's or early 80's, there was an 85% chance it came from us."
- George Jung played by Jonny Depp in the movie BLOW

UnionJack
04-20-2007, 12:13 PM
"were you in vietnam?"
"no, homo"
anyone?
UMMMM, No
What about "you aint so tough without your car" Hint... the Govenator is in the Movie

4day!!
04-20-2007, 12:13 PM
"were you in vietnam?"
"no, homo"
anyone?
caddy shack
ty webb and lacie

MR.rvrluvr
04-20-2007, 12:13 PM
have a maple bar brotha they're fresh..

4day!!
04-20-2007, 12:14 PM
UMMMM, No
What about "you aint so tough without your car" Hint... the Govenator is in the Movie
kindergarten cop

4day!!
04-20-2007, 12:14 PM
tough one:
"Dad, Jeff threw a snorkel at me"

MR.rvrluvr
04-20-2007, 12:14 PM
jeff spikoly to mr. hand
YOU DICK!!

dumbandyoung
04-20-2007, 12:15 PM
Wayne's World
umm you mean Waynes World 2;)

4day!!
04-20-2007, 12:17 PM
"what is that? some kind of sick joke?"
"well what is that suppose to be?"

UnionJack
04-20-2007, 12:18 PM
"You know what I like about those High School Girls.... I keep getting older and they stay the same age....." "I love those Red Heads...."

H2O
04-20-2007, 12:18 PM
Speaking of Wayne's World
Wayne Campbell: Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
Garth Algar: She's a babe.
Wayne Campbell: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
Garth Algar: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
[Talking about Claudia Schiffer]
Wayne Campbell: She's a babe.
Garth Algar: She's magically babelicious.
Wayne Campbell: She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.
[a brief pause]
Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Wayne Campbell: No.
[cracks up laughing]
Wayne Campbell: No.
Garth Algar: Neither did I. I was just asking.

UnionJack
04-20-2007, 12:18 PM
"You know what I like about them High School Girls.... I keep getting older and they stay the same age....." "I love those Red Heads...."

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 12:19 PM
I want this life...
What are the terms?
lf l win...
...then that hot little car of yours is mine.
And if l win?
l'll give you what you've been obsessing about...
...ever since our parents got married.
Be more specific.
ln English...
...l'll **** your brains out.
What makes you think l'd go for that bet?
That's a Jaguar roadster.
Because l'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you.
No way.
(Whispers)
You can put it anywhere.
You got yourself a bet, baby.
Happy hunting!

4day!!
04-20-2007, 12:19 PM
"You know what I like about those High School Girls.... I keep getting older and they stay the same age....." "I love those Red Heads...."
sounds familiar, cant place it though

UnionJack
04-20-2007, 12:19 PM
"Here's a Cinderella story coming out of no where"

4day!!
04-20-2007, 12:20 PM
"Here's a Cinderella story coming out of no where"
c'mon
caddyshack
carl spackler

4day!!
04-20-2007, 12:20 PM
you wrecked my brothers car he's gonna kill me
you wrecked his car he's gonna kill you
(spikoly) well wich is it, is he gonna kill you or is he gonna kill me
he's gonna kill you then me
(spikoly) I can fix it.
my dads a tv repair man he has an awsome set of tools
I can fix it..
cmon fast times

dumbandyoung
04-20-2007, 12:20 PM
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"

HavaSkank
04-20-2007, 12:20 PM
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
(was this one already shared?)

MR.rvrluvr
04-20-2007, 12:20 PM
you wrecked my brothers car he's gonna kill me
you wrecked his car he's gonna kill you
(spikoly) well wich is it, is he gonna kill you or is he gonna kill me
he's gonna kill you then me
(spikoly) I can fix it.
my dads a tv repair man he has an awsome set of tools
I can fix it..

UnionJack
04-20-2007, 12:21 PM
I want this life...
What are the terms?
lf l win...
...then that hot little car of yours is mine.
And if l win?
l'll give you what you've been obsessing about...
...ever since our parents got married.
Be more specific.
ln English...
...l'll **** your brains out.
What makes you think l'd go for that bet?
That's a Jaguar roadster.
Because l'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you.
No way.
(Whispers)
You can put it anywhere.
You got yourself a bet, baby.
Happy hunting!
Cruel Intentions Hunt this

4day!!
04-20-2007, 12:21 PM
"one of these days i'm gonna have to flap me up some dust with him"
"yeah, well sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand"

UnionJack
04-20-2007, 12:22 PM
you wrecked my brothers car he's gonna kill me
you wrecked his car he's gonna kill you
(spikoly) well wich is it, is he gonna kill you or is he gonna kill me
he's gonna kill you then me
(spikoly) I can fix it.
my dads a tv repair man he has an awsome set of tools
I can fix it..
Fast Times... ummm red bikini Pheobe

MR.rvrluvr
04-20-2007, 12:23 PM
Just a bit outside...

UnionJack
04-20-2007, 12:24 PM
Just a bit outside...
Major League

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 12:26 PM
DAYS OF THUNDER
I'm going to pull this rookie's chain.
- Cole, you're all over the track. - He just slammed into me.
He didn't slam you or bump you. He rubbed you. Rubbing is racing.
There goes the fender.
There goes the quarter panel.
While we're still under a caution, go out and hit the pace car.
Hit the pace car? What for?
You hit every other damn thing out there. I want you to be perfect.
You're too high.
How about that? This side we don't have to fix.
I don't want you spoiled, Buck.
This is gonna hurt.
Did you see that guy?
- I've got to pit. - No, we're busy now.
- We're eating ice cream. - Ice cream!
You can come in and get one, but it wouldn't impress NASCAR.
You have enough trouble riding around the track as it is.
Take it easy.
Come on now, Cole!

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 12:32 PM
VAN WILDER:
I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.
Okay. We're just gonna do a little word association.
Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk.
Tit!
Oh, Mommy.
Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred... but I hear ”milk," I think giant jugs.
You see, I cannot go home a virgin.
I came here to study the great American art of muff diving.
To smack clam, munch rug... dine at just one American pink taco stand. You know, I wanted to-- how is it-- park the porpoise. I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah.
And I would like to be your assistant very much...

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 12:54 PM
Back when Eddie was F**Kin funny...
DELIRIOUS:
Ever been sitting around when you was young man, just sitting in class, your dick gets hard for nothing ?
You be just sitting there and your dick's here: "What's going on out there?"
That's when the teacher say: "Mr Murphy, would you come over by the board?"
"No, that's all right. I'll take the zero."
Really, no dick control at all.
It's even hard to find the pussy when you're older.
Ever had that guys? You'd be searching for the pussy down there.
And your dick be sliding down and shit, and the girl be going: "That's not it..."
"Is there any problem ?" "No, ain't no problem, baby."
"You got a shoe horn or some shit like that?"
And THIS is the business to be in if you want some pussy.
That's why I got in show bussiness, for pussy.
I figured, if Jimmy Walker can ****, I'm ****ing everybody.
And it's like that too.
When you do TV-shows, women would be throwing pussy at me on the street like frisbee. "Ed !" "Thank you ! Appreciate that !" Too much pussy, pussy would be falling outta my pocket.
Walking out the street, you say: "Oh, watch your step, that's mine."
Being a comic though ain't like being no singer. The singers get all the pussy.
Like the Bus Boys: they **** everybody. Bus Boys will **** anything that moves.
Come to my house the fish stop swimming. They don't play.
Singers gets pussy. 'cos you don't have to, even you don't have to look good,
you can sing and get pussy. Just be interesting. 'cos this Sex Symbol is getting pussy and is ugly mother****er. 'cos all you have to do is sing, its somethin bout singing, that is the business, you sing, women go crazy.
Cos, Mick Jagger is an ugly mother****er!
With big ass lips!
Mick Jagger's lips are so big black people be going:
"You got some big ass lips!"
"These are big mother****ing lips!"
But he's singing!
Luther Vandross is a big Kentucky Fried Chicken eating mother****er.
But he put that shit up like....And women go crazy
Sing! 'cos all you got to do is sing.
Michael Jackson, who can sing, and is a good looking guy. But ain't the most masculine fellow in the world. That's Michael's hook, his sensivity!
That's when women be sayin: "Michael's just so sensitive..." And they eat that shit up. Mike knows. He be using women. I've seen Mike walk up to a
girl and they'd be in the audience and say: "Is it allright if I come down there to sing to you..."
And women go: "Whaaaaa!"
Then, if you don't scream, Michael gets really sensitive and cries on your ass. Ever hear that record "She's out of my life" ?
"Tito, give me some tissues."
"Jermaine, stop teasing."

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 01:00 PM
You all should know this...
KINDERMAN
I'll come back when she's feeling better.
Kinderman exits and Chris closes the door an locks it. She holds her hands to her mouth and slowly walks away. We suddenly here a crash from Regan's room, followed by loud voices.
REGAN
Please! No!
MALE VOICE
Do it!
REGAN
Please no!
MALE VOICE
You bitch! Do it! Do it!
Chris races up the stairs and runs to Regan's room.
REGAN
No! Please! No!
Chris opens the door and sees objects rapdly flying around the room. We hear a last gasp scream from Regan untill Chris turns to Regan and covers her mouth with horror.
REGAN/DEMON
Let Jesus **** you!
Regan has the crucifix gripped in her hand and is plunging it into her bloodied vagina. There are fresh cuts all over her face, streaming with blood.
REGAN/DEMON
Let Jesus **** you! Let him **** you!!!
Chris runs over to Regan and tries to pry the crucifix from her hand. They struggle for the crucifix. Regan then grabs Chris' head and pushes it into her bloodied crotch.
REGAN/DEMON
Lick me! Lick me!
Chris' face emerges covered with Regan's blood. Regan slaps her mother and sends her flying to the floor. Chris screams in pain. Sharon and Willie race up the stairs.
SHARON
Chris?
The door closes by itself being held shut by a chair. They both bag on the door to help her. Chris looks up to see that Regan's wardrobe is moving toward her. Chris scurries out of the way. We turn back to Regan who is sitting with her back to us, but she has spun her head in a 180-degree angle, facing backward (Chris). Chris looks up at her.
REGAN/BURKE
Do you know what she did, your c*n*ing daughter?
Chris turns away and screams, bursting into tears.
THE EXORCIST!

lewiville
04-20-2007, 01:06 PM
Close, not Wild Boys...
YOUNG GUNS!
your right:eek:

lewiville
04-20-2007, 01:12 PM
What in the wild wild world of sports is going on around here....
I hired you folks to get a little track laid not to just around like a bunch of Kansas city faggots!
My all time favorite :D
"now dock that chink a days pay for nappin on the job"

goneboatin
04-20-2007, 01:19 PM
True Romance:
Clarence Worley: You're a wh*re?
Alabama: I'm not a wh*re. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know ?

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 01:39 PM
FAST TIMES...
- Who is it?
- Mr. Pizza Guy.
- Again?
- Mr. Pizza Guy, sir.
- Who ordered
the double cheese and sausage?
- Right here, dude.
For you, dude.
Am I hallucinating? What in the hell do you think you're doing?
Learning about Cuba, and having some food.
Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground.
You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand.
If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it "our" time?
There's nothing wrong with a feast on "our" time.
You're absolutely right. It is our time.
Yours, mine and everyone else's in this room.
But it is my class. Hamilton, Brandt, Cornfeld, up front!
Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us a snack.
Be my guest. Help yourselves.

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 01:42 PM
FERRIS!!!
- Where are you?
- I'm taking the day off, come on over
- I can't, stupid, I'm sick.
- That's all in your head
- Come on over.
- I feel like shit I can't go anywhere
I'm sorry to hear that
Now come on over and pick me up
I'm dying
You're not dying. Youjust can't think of anything good to do.
Cameron really needs a day off
He has a lot of things to sort out before he goes to college
When Cameron was in Egypt's land... let my Cameron go.
Cameron is so tight -- that a lump of coal stuck up his ass would turn into a diamond

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 01:45 PM
You already know...
Gentlemen!
Welcome to Fight Club.
The first rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is
you do not talk about Fight Club!
Third rule of Fight Club.
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Fourth rule.
Only two guys to a fight.
Fifth rule.
One fight at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule.
No shirts. No shoes.
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule.
If this is your first night at Fight Club you have to fight.

HavaTan
04-20-2007, 01:49 PM
Yep, you know it...
After that, shrimping was easy.
Since people still needed them shrimps for shrimp cocktails and barbecues and all, and we were the only boat left standing,
Bubba-Gump shrimp's what they got. We got a whole bunch of boats. Twelve Jennys, big old warehouse. We even have hats that say "Bubba-Gump" on them.
Bubba-Gump Shrimp. It's a household name.

brianwhiteboy
04-20-2007, 01:50 PM
AIRPLANE
DR. : When's the earliest we can land?
Ted Striker: I can't tell.
DR. : You can tell me, I'm a doctor
OR
DR. : We need to land this plane now.
Ted Striker: Shirley you can't be serious....
DR. : I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley :2purples:

jbone
04-20-2007, 01:57 PM
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"
Reservoir Dogs!

LaveyOne
04-20-2007, 01:58 PM
I want to get a job here ... Then I'll get my post count up!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2232HavaTan_Logo-Add_Smaller.jpg
:eek: ;) :D

Buster
04-20-2007, 02:00 PM
Uncle Buck
why don't you take this quarter and go downtown to have a RAT knaw that this off your face.
Jerry McGuire
Don't every stop Fuking me !! (as Kelly Preston rides it home)

RaceFace
04-20-2007, 02:39 PM
"Say when"

Chico&Zeus
04-20-2007, 03:42 PM
A few of the best....
Dean Wormer: As of now they're on Double SECRET Probation!
Bluto: What?! Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: It ain't over now! For when the goin' gets tough,..............the tough get going! Who's with me!? LET'S GO! C'MON! OOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chip: Thank you sir, may I have another?!

Flyinbowtie
04-20-2007, 04:15 PM
Your boys will get me, but not before I turn your head into a canoe, you understand me....?
"You called down the thunder"

Throttle
04-20-2007, 06:13 PM
ma.... meat loaf!

atomickitn
04-20-2007, 06:25 PM
jr! reminde me to punch yo mama in tha mouth when we get home...
daddy! ...my haaat..
jr ! get in the caarr....
im goin to get that summ bitch!
bandit! oh bandit,you got your ears on you low down mangie summm bitch..this here is ..BEAUFORD..T..JUSTICE....and im commin to get ya......immmin HOT !PERSUIT....:D

atomickitn
04-20-2007, 06:46 PM
What in the wild wild world of sports is going on around here....
I hired you folks to get a little track laid not to just dance around like a bunch of Kansas city faggots!
My all time favorite :D
MMMMMMM MONGO likes beans!

Beer-30
04-20-2007, 06:49 PM
"Say when"
I'm your Huckleberry. :D

Beer-30
04-20-2007, 06:52 PM
"45 minutes. Not one minute longer or Milt cut your balls off"
same movie:
"I just bet my balls........and shook on it."

KeepsTheBeerAfloat
04-20-2007, 06:55 PM
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum!!
Roddy Piper...They Live
What is your major malfunction soldier?!
Full Metal Jacket
You are soooooooo money and you don't even know it!!
Vince Vaughn- Swingers

230Stingray
04-20-2007, 07:02 PM
Ain't nothin' in this world smells as good as the inside of a new car. (long pause)........except maybe pussy.
Christine

KeepsTheBeerAfloat
04-20-2007, 07:05 PM
Hump or death?!
Humperdink?
No...hump or death!
Oh piss boy...piss boy.
It's Count De Monayyyyyyy.
and my all time favorite....IT'S GOOD TO BE DA KING!!
-History of the World
Where are all the white women at?
PLBBBTTFFFFRRRTTTTTT!
There's a new sheriff in town!!
Blazin' Saddles

atomickitn
04-20-2007, 07:11 PM
I feel the need .......the need for speed!.
goose! ..you big stuuud!....
thats me. hunny....
take me bed or lose me forever..
show me the way home hunny..

atomickitn
04-20-2007, 07:20 PM
SON of a ***itch .....thats! gonna leave a mark.......

atomickitn
04-20-2007, 07:24 PM
have you ever danced with the devil by pale moon light?..
(commercial for snickers ) ..
how many fingers am i holding up .....
three!..
who am i?
coach!..
who are you?....
IMMM...BAT MAN.........not going anywhere for awile:)

atomickitn
04-20-2007, 07:35 PM
"Im drop'n the hammer Harry"
cole ...you can go to the out side ...
harry ! you told me not to run the outside..
cole you can do it ...
harry! you told me..
cole you have a perfectly match set of tires,specialy for this track,i have faith in you ...you can do this cole...
WHAT!....ok harry i trust you...

RaceFace
04-20-2007, 07:54 PM
I'm your Huckleberry. :D
"Thats JUST my game"
I think anything Doc says is the best line in the movie!!!
"Apparently Ringo is an educated man....now I REALLY hate him!"

beaverretriever
04-20-2007, 08:21 PM
Nobody will ever get my quote, but it is from one of my favorite movies.(circa 1985) :D
"You wouldn't know a fact if it banged you all night long!"

atomickitn
04-20-2007, 09:04 PM
its not a toomer!

atomickitn
04-20-2007, 09:04 PM
ILL be back!:)

Tyson Ross
04-20-2007, 10:04 PM
"Hug a cop, you heard me"
"6-5 with the afro"
"Thank God, the police"

BadKachina
04-20-2007, 10:09 PM
Nobody will ever get my quote, but it is from one of my favorite movies.(circa 1985) :D
"You wouldn't know a fact if it banged you all night long!"
American Flyer
Your all hat and no cattle.

Debbolas
04-21-2007, 05:17 AM
"Away from the things of man "
:D

goneboatin
04-21-2007, 07:25 AM
From "The Electric Horseman":
Wendall: I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.
Hallie Martin: I'm just trying to be pleasant. You get so worked up about everything.
Sonny Steele: What have I got to be worked up about? I've only got a stole horse; everybody except the Coast Guard is after me; I've got nothin' but miles of open country to cross; and now I'm carrying a crazy woman around wearin' shoes from Bloomingbirds who thinks she's seen a rattlesnake round up.
Hallie Martin: They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Sonny Steele: I know. I'm the one who said it.

Beer-30
04-21-2007, 09:55 AM
"Hug a cop, you heard me"
"6-5 with the afro"
"Thank God, the police"
FLETCH.

Xlration Marine
04-21-2007, 05:28 PM
It's enough to know that you know that I'll do what ever I have to do.
Lucky Ned Pepper talking to Mady.
Rooster Cogburn.
And I have driven past the Dukes house for the past month oor so, out here in Stanford Az.

goneboatin
06-20-2007, 01:03 PM
You can't have a list of quotes without the famous Dirty Harry quote:
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Bank Robber: I gots to know.
Harry Callahan: (Pulls trigger on gun and clicks on empty chamber)
Bank Robber: You son of a bitch!

Stoneman
06-20-2007, 01:14 PM
Now someones got to go back and get a $hit load of dimes....
Some call me.........Tim

zudnic
06-20-2007, 01:23 PM
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
(was this one already shared?)
Dont think anyone quoted that from Old School yet.
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"Out here, due process is a bullet."

zudnic
06-20-2007, 01:48 PM
CLERKS:
If you liked Clerks you'll probably guess my next quote.
God? Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus.

stoker22405
06-20-2007, 01:51 PM
"I'll make you famouse"......YoungGuns

Ivan Dan
06-20-2007, 02:26 PM
40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
"Hey.
Hey.
How you doing?
Much better, now that I'm talking to you.
Hey, lookie, I can see through your shirt.
Nice.
So, you think we should... take this party to my apartment or what?
I am RSVPing "yes."
Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it.
Yeah, let's go!
Mom, I left my phone somewhere and I...
Thank you."
I could do this all day...
The sound bite.... (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=40_Year_Old_Virgin&quote=bigtrunk.txt&file=bigtrunk.wav)

Baja Big Dog
06-20-2007, 04:31 PM
fat, Dumb And Drunk Is No Way To Go Through Life

Baja Big Dog
06-20-2007, 04:33 PM
And one of the all timers..cant believe its no posted yet (dont think it has)
THE TRUTH...YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

noregret$
06-20-2007, 06:06 PM
Major League
UP YOUR BUTT TOEBOO!!!!!
MAJOR LEAGUE

Racey
06-20-2007, 06:53 PM
"Screw you, Melon!"
-back to school with Rodney Dangerfield.
ha ha ha ha ha.
:D "Melon! we need ya! gecha suit on!"
My personal favorite is "See ya at the party Richter!" -Schwarzenegger, Total Recall, when he cuts the guy's arms off on the cargo elevator. I watched that on replay about 10 times laughin my ass off.

Baja Big Dog
06-20-2007, 08:41 PM
In an asian voice..
Oh boy we gonna need more wax!!

goneboatin
06-20-2007, 09:59 PM
Weird Science:
How about a nice greasy pork sandwich....served in a dirty ashtray?

DUNDUN
06-20-2007, 10:11 PM
grandma's boy:
first line in the entire movie:
"f***! stop hitting me!"
"my grandma drank my pot"
"youre getting a lion? why?"
"to protect my shit"
"why not a dog?"
"because people can get passed a dog, nobody f***s with a lion"
"i cant believe you came on my mom"
i can go on and on...

Bense468
06-20-2007, 11:21 PM
"Hello Bob....Goodbye bob, Best dollar eighty I've ever spent"
"Buckshot George, that's your name. You wanted a name, that's it. Buckshot George. It's a good name.
My name is Hendry William French.
That's a good name too"

goneboatin
06-21-2007, 05:35 AM
From Better Off Dead:
I want my two dollars!

goneboatin
07-06-2007, 10:07 AM
From Raiders of the Lost Ark:
[Upon opening the Well of the Souls and peering down into it]
Sallah: Indy, why does the floor move?
Indiana: Give me your torch.
[Sallah does, and Indy drops it in]
Indiana: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Sallah: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.