Shitting at the river

[topless]

Who has ever shit themselves at the river and had to jump in the water to wash the skid marks off? Just asking because I heard it is more common than you think.

[topless]

Who has ever shit themselves at the river and had to jump in the water to wash the skid marks off? Just asking because I heard it is more common than you think.

[Mrs.Racer277]

OMG are you kidding me???????:eek: :eek: :eek:

[AZKC]

Topic so nice ya posted it twice, must really want some info;)

[hoolign]

"Tom Brown To The Shit Thread...Tom To The Shit Thread"

[AZKC]

No she's pretty serious I think:)

[topless]

Damn!!! double thread and I can't delete one of them but to answer your question, I heard that if you jump into the freezing cold water, you can wash off your racing stripe before anyone sees it. You just have to remember to wash off the seats too.

[Beautiful Noise]

Well this is a pretty Shitty Subject:sqeyes:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Shitty Thread :D

[topless]

Let's ignore this thread. Sorry for the double but the computer here at work did it for me.

[Beautiful Noise]

Starting to stink in here already :rolleyes:

[topless]

Well this is a pretty Shitting Subject:sqeyes:I wonder if Kilrtoy has any input (or output) on this subject.:eek: :idea:

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

Who has ever shit themselves at the river and had to jump in the water to wash the skid marks off? Just asking because I heard it is more common than you think.
Who wants to admit they shit themselves at the river and had to jump in the water to wash the skid marks off?
another rich sandbar thread...:notam:

[Mrs.Racer277]

I wonder if Kilrtoy has any input (or output) on this subject.:eek: :idea:
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[dmontzsta]

And I thought the river was so clean, I didnt know this happened (often?) that sucks!

[jbone]

I've heard of people shitting in the river, but never shitting on themselves and cleaning up in the river.
This whole topic is just plain gross!
J

[Pheelin Phroggy]

I heard the river was kind of a crap shoot anyways!

[Coded-Dude]

I'm thinking about starting a: "Has anybody ever killed anybody and dumped the body in a river" thread.
:devil:

[RaceFace]

I heard the river was kind of a crap shoot anyways!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yeah, SHIT always happens at the river!! :D I usually end up not remembering it anyways!!

[djunkie]

:D :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=147015

[HavaSkank]

Isnt that what your friend's icechest is for?

[Indiansprings]

Do as if in Rocky Point 20 years ago. Go out in the water first, remove drawers and proceed. Much better that shittin-g one's self.:idea:

[Tom Brown]

What's the point of trying to relax if you have to the abide by the arbitrary rules of decorum protocol? When I'm at the river, I free myself of all social contracts and enjoy nature the way God intended it to be enjoyed. :cool:

[topless]

Do as if in Rocky Point 20 years ago. Go out in the water first, remove drawers and proceed. Much better that shittin-g one's self.:idea:
I think Kilrtoy might know how to handle this situation.

[Jbb]

What's the point of trying to relax if you have to the abide by the arbitrary rules of decorum protocol? When I'm at the river, I free myself of all social contracts and enjoy nature the way God intended it to be enjoyed. :cool:
It took 35 minutes......to drag you out of your hovel......I knew this thread had a chance....:D
Tom..."let it flow" ...Brown...

[Tom Brown]

Do as if in Rocky Point 20 years ago. Go out in the water first, remove drawers and proceed. Much better that shittin-g one's self.:idea:
With a gentle breast stroke, those colon torpedos will slide out like a pickled egg slipping from a jar of vinegar.

[2Driver]

This thread is useless without pictures :D

[Tom Brown]

Tom..."let it flow" ...Brown...
I never wear speedos or underwear at the river. Loose fitting shorts are the way to go because of their excellent exit strategy.

[Jbb]

I never wear speedos or underwear at the river. Loose fitting shorts are the way to go because of their excellent exit strategy.
Exit strategy.....:p

[dumbandyoung]

there was just a 3 page thread on this 2 weeks ago.

[Quest4Fun]

This is the kind of thing that you know goes on, but you try not to think about it, especially when you're trying to take a nice refreshing dip on a hot day...you could get more than you bargained for! :(

[kindsvatercurt]

I think Kilrtoy might know how to handle this situation.
lol i think you right i herd some pretty nasty rumors goin around this last weekend

[dumbandyoung]

Shitting in the water isnt as bad as people think. The echo system is able to break down that bacteria and waste. Now if it got out of hand, where hundreds of gallons of shit and piss where dumped daily then we would have a problem. Pairs France had this issue with their sewer system hundreds of years ago.(The Plague);)

[dumbandyoung]

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/Woodenedsel/Bill-Murray.gif
L
:D :D :D :D
LMAO!

[Schiada76]

Shitting in the water isnt as bad as people think. The echo system is able to break down that bacteria and waste. Now if it got out of hand, where hundreds of gallons of shit and piss where dumped daily then we would have a problem. Pairs France had this issue with their sewer system hundreds of years ago.(The Plague);)
Well you do stay true to your name.:D
The plague was caused by rats, carrying fleas, carrying bubonic plague.
They close camgrounds in the Angele Forest on occasion when the ground squirrles are found to be carrying the same setup.

[dumbandyoung]

Well you do stay true to your name.:D
HAHA...HAHAHA>...HAHAHAHAAH!! yea like i haven't heard that before. wow!
I stand correct my friend. Help yourself to a history book. ;) You will learn all about how the sewer system effected this time. However I am not saying this is what caused it. but it did have a huge effect.

[Bense468]

IT HAPPENS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5B_si2pRk

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Omg Lmao

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Damn!!! double thread and I can't delete one of them but to answer your question, I heard that if you jump into the freezing cold water, you can wash off your racing stripe before anyone sees it. You just have to remember to wash off the seats too.
OOOOOOO SNAP DAMMMM WHAT HAVE I BEEN MISSING R-O-T-F-L-M-A-O

[shueman]

With a gentle breast stroke, those colon torpedos will slide out like a pickled egg slipping from a jar of vinegar.
Pure poetry right there...and shit :D

[RitcheyRch]

Thats hilarious
IT HAPPENS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5B_si2pRk

[lalhc]

Aqua dumps are a big "NO, NO"

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

Geez, what did I miss? I mean, you go away for a year and people are pooping in their boats and leaving floaters at the sandbar?
ROTFLMAO

[Sanger D]

The pressure of being submerged in the water makes it pretty hard to poop!!!!!!!When I lived in Hawaii, I did it a couple times(TRIED TO)while surfing,...Its a LONG ASS PADDLE to shore!!!its not very easy to do,and I had to watch out for sharks, but little fish DUG IT!!!!!!:) ...............but why wouldnt you just jump off the boat at the edge of the river and go???:idea:oh ya,.........I took off my board shorts,I DIDNT SHIT MYSELF:rolleyes: ,I did see the log catch a wave and get the drop with me, I was proud!!!!!!:D