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hoolign
04-30-2007, 04:15 PM
Did you shit yourself or what? I'm just trying to find out the truth to this rumor? :eek: If you shit yourself..fine! if you didn't...fine!.. But really..did you shit your shorts or what? :confused:

Kilrtoy
04-30-2007, 04:21 PM
No! I did not shit in my drawers, I took them off and shit in my seat;)

djunkie
04-30-2007, 04:24 PM
No! I did not shit in my drawers, I took them off and shit in my seat;)
I hope this all happened after I shook hands with you up at Moabi. :D

Ziggy
04-30-2007, 04:28 PM
I hope this all happened after I shook hands with you up at Moabi. :D
Caveat=Friday

hoolign
04-30-2007, 05:12 PM
No! I did not shit in my drawers, I took them off and shit in my seat;)
Why didn't you just hop overboard and pinch one out, give the ol Brown star a lil rub with lake water put the shorts back on and call er good? That " I think I can ..I think I can" ..motto just don't fly when it comes to holdin back the log o doom! :idea:

Racey
04-30-2007, 05:43 PM
I hope you filled 'em up, remember, all or nothing!!! :D

pixilatedpussy
04-30-2007, 07:16 PM
Someone please fill me in.....I have a feeling I really am missing out! Heard about it...bits & pieces...but need the real story!:confused: :D :confused: :D

460 jus getn it
04-30-2007, 07:17 PM
Again, how does a grown man shit himself?

djunkie
04-30-2007, 07:17 PM
Someone please fill me in.....I have a feeling I really am missing out! Heard about it...bits & pieces...but need the real story!:confused: :D :confused: :D
Hey!!!! I saw you saturday........ And why didn't you guys turn around and come after us?????? :mad: :mad: :mad: :p

Devil's Advocate
04-30-2007, 07:21 PM
Someone please fill me in.....I have a feeling I really am missing out! Heard about it...bits & pieces...but need the real story!:confused: :D :confused: :D
This is one story I don't mind missing the details on.:p :220v: :D
Kilr, clean up your act over there, shit drawers.:eek: :D :D

pixilatedpussy
04-30-2007, 07:21 PM
Hey!!!! I saw you saturday........ And why didn't you guys turn around and come after us?????? :mad: :mad: :mad: :p
Hiya hunny buns! We waved but you kept goin...Geza slowed down ....:confused: :( but when you kept heading North, we figured we may just hit ya up later in Moabi. We went to the sandbar...getting sick of sitting in Moabi all the time, I wanted to ride! Then when we were on the way back, we passed you in the narrows...but you didnt see us!:(

Devil's Advocate
04-30-2007, 07:26 PM
Again, how does a grown man shit himself?
I think they call them "sharts" or something.:idea: :D

pixilatedpussy
04-30-2007, 07:26 PM
This is one story I don't mind missing the details on.:p :220v: :D
Kilr, clean up your act over there, shit drawers.:eek: :D :D
But when it comes to the "Big Bad Kilr" loosing his cool....I have to get the low down!!!:devil: :D :D :D ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pixilatedpussy
04-30-2007, 07:27 PM
I think they call them "sharts" or something.:idea: :D
That is just classic!!!!:sqeyes: :D :D

Ziggy
04-30-2007, 07:29 PM
Hey Pixi poo..........j/k. :D
Why did you not find me this weekend?

Devil's Advocate
04-30-2007, 07:30 PM
But when it comes to the "Big Bad Kilr" loosing his cool....I have to get the low down!!!:devil: :D :D :D ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Low down is right...:D :D I think he lost more than his cool.:eek:

pixilatedpussy
04-30-2007, 07:34 PM
Hey Pixi poo..........j/k. :D
Why did you not find me this weekend?
:jawdrop: :D :jawdrop: :D :D :D :D
We hung upriver for the Laughlin river run. We were at the sandbar Sat. And Sunday we hung up by the Avi & took the kidlins wakeboarding.

pixilatedpussy
04-30-2007, 07:35 PM
Low down is right...:D :D I think he lost more than his cool.:eek:
LOL! Hope that DCB doesnt have white seats!:jawdrop:

hoolign
04-30-2007, 07:43 PM
Pixi doesnt talk to me anymore...and I sure hope that when she does start talkin to me again ..it aint in a thread about a Po Po doing a no no by going poo poo in a put put :D

Devil's Advocate
04-30-2007, 07:47 PM
Pixi doesnt talk to me anymore...and I sure hope that when she does start talkin to me again ..it aint in a thread about a Po Po doing a no no by going poo poo in a put put :D
:mix: :D

phebus
04-30-2007, 07:49 PM
Dave's Crapper Boats :D

mrs.rvrluvr
04-30-2007, 07:49 PM
Pixi doesnt talk to me anymore...and I sure hope that when she does start talkin to me again ..it aint in a thread about a Po Po doing a no no by going poo poo in a put put :D
LMFAO.....thanks for the laugh Dr. Seuss :D :D

pixilatedpussy
04-30-2007, 08:19 PM
Pixi doesnt talk to me anymore...and I sure hope that when she does start talkin to me again ..it aint in a thread about a Po Po doing a no no by going poo poo in a put put :D
:boxingguy :boxingguy :boxingguy You never fail to put a smile on my face hun!;)

pixilatedpussy
04-30-2007, 08:22 PM
Dave's Crapper Boats :D
:eek: :D

boatsnblondes
04-30-2007, 08:24 PM
Pixi doesnt talk to me anymore...and I sure hope that when she does start talkin to me again ..it aint in a thread about a Po Po doing a no no by going poo poo in a put put :D
Classic, fockin classic......:D

racecar.hotshoe
04-30-2007, 08:33 PM
But when it comes to the "Big Bad Kilr" loosing his cool....I have to get the low down!!!:devil: :D :D :D ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He didnt lose his cool he lost his stool..........................:D :D

pixilatedpussy
04-30-2007, 08:34 PM
He didnt lose his cool he lost his stool..........................:D :D
:supp: :supp: :supp: :supp: :D

BigDoug
05-01-2007, 07:10 AM
Phebus, your on fire lately................i like it !! :D

Lightning
05-01-2007, 08:03 AM
Ok, here's the story....
Ziggy, BarryMac and I; MailbuKen and crew, etc... are hanging out in Steamboat this weekend. Kilr cruises up and parks right next to us. I go over and introduce myself to him. I'm checking out his sled..cool dash, cool fiberglass work, great colors,.... what are those stains? :confused: Did he shit himself? :eek: Maybe he was puckered up because he was going to fast? :idea: Seriously though, what's a little brown stain on a seat, nothing that Mr. Cleans Magic Eraser won't fix. :D

boatsnblondes
05-01-2007, 08:06 AM
Someone needs to remind him that it's an exit, not an entrance.....:D

Mandelon
05-01-2007, 08:32 AM
Hey you meanies quit dogging Kilr. He's my acquaintance. :) :idea: :)
So what if he's a little loose back there. :eek:

Kilrtoy
05-01-2007, 08:35 AM
Hey you meanies quit dogging Kilr. He's my acquaintance. :) :idea: :)
So what if he's a little loose back there. :eek:
LOL, a little loose back there. The guy above you wishes that was a true statement
and Lighting, I used the boat bling interior sauce and it would not come out. I still have no clue what the hell that CRAP is ....

spectras only
05-01-2007, 08:43 AM
Kilr , sorry about your shitty situation :) , I would use Vim with bleach . Won't hurt the vinyl , it cleans crap off like no marine cleaner would :D .

Mandelon
05-01-2007, 09:18 AM
I don't think the vinyl sauce is so much a cleaner as a conditioner. did you try the Magic eraser? Since you don't have a Magic, you should be OK to use it......:idea:
You probably sat in something and it got on your shorts.....Poop would be on the inside. I have sharted before, I know these things. :sqeyes:
A little soft scrub with bleach often works on vinyl stains. But condition it after to protect the scrubbed surface. And just being in the sun makes the spots fade as well. I had a yellow spot from a new kids lifevest on my back seat cushion for a while, and nothing seemed to work on it.....except a season of sunshine.....

hoolign
05-01-2007, 09:45 AM
LOL, a little loose back there. The guy above you wishes that was a true statement
and Lighting, I used the boat bling interior sauce and it would not come out. I still have no clue what the hell that CRAP is ....
Well as much as it takes away from HB drama, did you sit on a log? Pitch is bastard to get off anything! :idea:

topless
05-01-2007, 11:33 AM
Can we say DEPENDS?????:eek:

Ziggy
05-01-2007, 11:38 AM
I don't think the vinyl sauce is so much a cleaner as a conditioner. did you try the Magic eraser? Since you don't have a Magic, you should be OK to use it......:idea:
You probably sat in something and it got on your shorts.....Poop would be on the inside. I have sharted before, I know these things. :sqeyes:
A little soft scrub with bleach often works on vinyl stains. But condition it after to protect the scrubbed surface. And just being in the sun makes the spots fade as well. I had a yellow spot from a new kids lifevest on my back seat cushion for a while, and nothing seemed to work on it.....except a season of sunshine.....
Are you saying there is more DNA in the old HotTub than originally known??:eek: .....BMac will be pleased to hear this...ROTFLMAO

Mrs.Killer
05-01-2007, 12:08 PM
I love it, no matter what he does everyone seems to be interested!!!!!!:D

djunkie
05-01-2007, 12:11 PM
I love it, no matter what he does everyone seems to be interested!!!!!!:D
Hi Mrs. Killer. Its was nice to see you this weekend. But how come you wouldn't say hi to me in Moabi? Even the Mr. said hi. :( :(

Mandelon
05-01-2007, 12:11 PM
Are you saying there is more DNA in the old HotTub than originally known??:eek: .....BMac will be pleased to hear this...ROTFLMAO
You seem unduly concerned with my bodily secretions, Zig.....FYI Only two more to go until my first sample is sent in to be checked for swimmers...:sqeyes:

Mrs.Killer
05-01-2007, 12:13 PM
Hi Mrs. Killer. Its was nice to see you this weekend. But how come you wouldn't say hi to me in Moabi? Even the Mr. said hi. :( :(
I didn't see you, next time walk up and say hi.......;)

djunkie
05-01-2007, 12:14 PM
I didn't see you, next time walk up and say hi.......;)
Oh come on. You looked right me when I was talking to Kilr. You were making some cabobs up. Remember now? :D :D

hoolign
05-01-2007, 12:20 PM
I love it, no matter what he does everyone seems to be interested!!!!!!:D
The king of HB is the only reason anyone logs on here anymore. I mean really now, who wouldnt want to know what the real life "Poncherello" is doing shitting his pants in your boat? this is quality stuff here! :D

Mrs.Killer
05-01-2007, 12:21 PM
Oh come on. You looked right me when I was talking to Kilr. You were making some cabobs up. Remember now? :D :D
Miguel pointed you out when we were watching the poker run, and that was at a distance.......i don't remember what you look like...sorry. I would have loved to chit chat with you and share my cabobs...

topless
05-01-2007, 12:21 PM
Oh come on. You looked right me when I was talking to Kilr. You were making some cabobs up. Remember now? :D :D
Maybe she was more focused on the soiled seat.:eek: :confused:

Mrs.Killer
05-01-2007, 12:22 PM
The king of HB is the only reason anyone logs on here anymore. I mean really now, who wouldnt want to know what the real life "Poncherello" is doing shitting his pants in your boat? this is quality stuff here! :D
I guess. I didn't know i was married to a celeb.....

Mrs.Killer
05-01-2007, 12:24 PM
Maybe she was more focused on the soiled seat.:eek: :confused:
I left it there for you to clean up.....:eek: as much shit as you talk, i thought you would like it....:D

Devil's Advocate
05-01-2007, 12:26 PM
The king of HB is the only reason anyone logs on here anymore. I mean really now, who wouldnt want to know what the real life "Poncherello" is doing shitting his pants in your boat? this is quality stuff here! :D
LMFAO..:D

topless
05-01-2007, 12:27 PM
I left it there for you to clean up.....:eek: as much shit as you talk, i thought you would like it....:DI might talk shit but not in my pants.:D

djunkie
05-01-2007, 12:28 PM
Miguel pointed you out when we were watching the poker run, and that was at a distance.......i don't remember what you look like...sorry. I would have loved to chit chat with you and share my cabobs...
Your cabobs looked very tasty too. :D :D

Cole Trickle
05-01-2007, 12:29 PM
I did hear him say his Kabobs were the shit!!:D;):eek:

Devil's Advocate
05-01-2007, 12:30 PM
I might talk shit but not in my pants.:D
Oh shit, lmao again..:D :D

racecar.hotshoe
05-01-2007, 12:31 PM
:D :D :D :D :D
http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/poopypants.jpg

Devil's Advocate
05-01-2007, 12:32 PM
:D :D :D :D :D
http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/poopypants.jpg
That shit ain't right..:D

topless
05-01-2007, 12:33 PM
:D :D :D :D :D
http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/poopypants.jpgYou found him a new avatar huh?

photo chick
05-01-2007, 12:35 PM
:D :D :D :D :D
http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/poopypants.jpg
Why's it off to one side?:jawdrop:

boatsnblondes
05-01-2007, 12:39 PM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29948&stc=1&d=1178051855

Kilrtoy
05-01-2007, 12:46 PM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29948&stc=1&d=1178051855
CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT
It looked like this
http://www.patsyscandies.com/library/images/Bulk_CPop.jpg

photo chick
05-01-2007, 12:48 PM
CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT
It looked like this
http://www.patsyscandies.com/library/images/Bulk_CPop.jpg
LMAO!!!!!!!:D :D

hoolign
05-01-2007, 12:56 PM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29948&stc=1&d=1178051855
Don't you mean
http://www.porcher.ca/french/products/images/faucet_images/acc-toilet-paper-holder.jpg

topless
05-01-2007, 01:02 PM
Don't you mean
http://www.porcher.ca/french/products/images/faucet_images/acc-toilet-paper-holder.jpg
If he had some of that, his seat would still be clean.:D :eek:

boatsnblondes
05-01-2007, 01:14 PM
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=29956&stc=1&d=1178054006

Daytona100
05-01-2007, 05:42 PM
Time to sell the DCB. :D

Baja Big Dog
05-01-2007, 05:48 PM
For once....NO pictures are required!!!!:D

hotsand65
05-01-2007, 06:01 PM
I love it, no matter what he does everyone seems to be interested!!!!!!:D
Some way more than others:confused:

EAZYKILLER2006
05-01-2007, 06:10 PM
Ok, here's the story....
Ziggy, BarryMac and I; MailbuKen and crew, etc... are hanging out in Steamboat this weekend. Kilr cruises up and parks right next to us. I go over and introduce myself to him. I'm checking out his sled..cool dash, cool fiberglass work, great colors,.... what are those stains? :confused: Did he shit himself? :eek: Maybe he was puckered up because he was going to fast? :idea: Seriously though, what's a little brown stain on a seat, nothing that Mr. Cleans Magic Eraser won't fix. :D
my lil doggy toby was on the boat and i didnt have the heart to tell kilr what a bad boy he was...but he's sooo cute...look at him buttern up hubby..http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q71/eazykiller2006/tobyhowcute.jpg

pixilatedpussy
05-01-2007, 06:14 PM
I love it, no matter what he does everyone seems to be interested!!!!!!:D
That must be it!!!:rolleyes:

pixilatedpussy
05-01-2007, 06:15 PM
Hi Mrs. Killer. Its was nice to see you this weekend. But how come you wouldn't say hi to me in Moabi? Even the Mr. said hi. :( :(
Hey aren't you that azzhole???:D

djunkie
05-01-2007, 06:16 PM
Hey aren't you that azzhole???:D
:devil: :devil: :devil:

pixilatedpussy
05-01-2007, 06:17 PM
:devil: :devil: :devil:
I like your Kabobs too!!!:eek: :D :D :D

djunkie
05-01-2007, 06:19 PM
I like your Kabobs too!!!:eek: :D :D :D
I'd love to chomp your kabobs too my dear. :p :p

Kilrtoy
05-01-2007, 06:21 PM
That must be it!!!:rolleyes:
well you have been all up in the treads, so it must be true. Otherwise you would not have posted

pixilatedpussy
05-01-2007, 06:21 PM
I'd love to chomp your kabobs too my dear. :p :p
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: There is plenty more than there used to be now that Im preggy!:D :D

pixilatedpussy
05-01-2007, 06:22 PM
well you have been all up in the treads, so it must be true. Otherwise you would not have posted
What can I say...Im your biggest fan!!!!:D :D :D

djunkie
05-01-2007, 06:23 PM
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: There is plenty more than there used to be now that Im preggy!:D :D
So have you told Mr. Pixi that its not his yet? And when are you gonna find out what we're having? :devil: :devil: :devil:

pixilatedpussy
05-01-2007, 06:25 PM
So have you told Mr. Pixi that its not his yet? And when are you gonna find out what we're having? :devil: :devil: :devil:
Geza wants know how we had sex...cuz your GAY!:D :D :D :jawdrop: LOL!

djunkie
05-01-2007, 06:26 PM
Geza wants know how we had sex...cuz your GAY!:D :D :D :jawdrop: LOL!
LOL!!!!! Hes just jealous cause I keep shooting him down. That guy sure is persistent. :D :D

Kilrtoy
05-01-2007, 06:29 PM
What can I say...Im your biggest fan!!!!:D :D :D
And did you know I have a thing for pregnant chicks

pixilatedpussy
05-01-2007, 06:33 PM
LOL!!!!! Hes just jealous cause I keep shooting him down. That guy sure is persistent. :D :D
G Here....You and TimberDiddy are about as gay as a $3 bill..:eek: :eek:

pixilatedpussy
05-01-2007, 06:34 PM
And did you know I have a thing for pregnant chicks
Tweet Tweet...

djunkie
05-01-2007, 06:56 PM
G Here....You and TimberDiddy are about as gay as a $3 bill..:eek: :eek:
LOL!!!!!!!!

BoatFloating
05-01-2007, 07:10 PM
So have you told Mr. Pixi that its not his yet? And when are you gonna find out what we're having? :devil: :devil: :devil:
Oh he's well aware of that already... HEY NOW!!!!!!:eek: :idea: :D

Mrs.Killer
05-01-2007, 07:36 PM
That must be it!!!:rolleyes:
I know, some hate to admit it......:idea:

Mandelon
05-01-2007, 07:43 PM
And did you know I have a thing for pregnant chicks
You have a thing for every chick. :idea:

Phat Matt
05-01-2007, 08:08 PM
http://users.ninja.org.uk/~jonathan/funstuff/2001/06/bungee_jumper.jpg

pixilatedpussy
05-01-2007, 08:08 PM
Oh he's well aware of that already... HEY NOW!!!!!!:eek: :idea: :D
LOL! Its that damn Mexican Sperm! They can get thru all kinds of shiat!:D :jawdrop:

pixilatedpussy
05-01-2007, 08:09 PM
You have a thing for every chick. :idea:
Only the ones with big Ta ta's!!!:devil: :D

pixilatedpussy
05-01-2007, 08:09 PM
http://users.ninja.org.uk/~jonathan/funstuff/2001/06/bungee_jumper.jpg
:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

Mrs.Killer
05-01-2007, 08:21 PM
Only the ones with big Ta ta's!!!:devil: :D
And small ass....:D

phebus
05-01-2007, 09:36 PM
This whole thread is reminding me of the Tootsie Roll in the pool in the movie Caddyshack. :D

djunkie
05-01-2007, 09:38 PM
This whole thread is reminding me of the Tootsie Roll in the pool in the movie Caddyshack. :D
I believe that was a Baby Ruth. Come on man!!! :D :D

pixilatedpussy
05-01-2007, 09:49 PM
And small ass....:D
Of Course....But let's not go there...