Ugly People

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of
the grief th ey have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each,
before they enter Paradise.
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> > They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
> > want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
> >
> > The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
> > Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
> >
> > This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last
> > guy in line starts laughing.
> >
> > When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
> > laughing.
> >
> > Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
> > The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
> >

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Turner Brown:
>> >A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
>> >HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
>> >staring at him, looks down, and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
>> >private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
>> >The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
>> >brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong
>>with you?"
>> >In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
>> >The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
>> >you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
>> >tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weig h 3
>> >pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says: "Turner
>> >Brown, Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around."
>> >