I need to "bling,*/+#@$%, or what ever you want to call it" my neighbors car

[ryantparks]

My neighbors wife wants to F/with his 06 escalade ext when he goes out of town next. She is going to pick him up from the airport in it and I would like to video it and see his "holy shit" look on his face.
We were thinking of fuzzy dice and fuzzy dash, curb feelers, chrome mud flaps stuck out on the sides possibly even naked ladies on them, cow on the doors, bull horns mounted somehow on the grill,etc.
Let me hear some suggestions!
Thanks, Ryan

[ChumpChange]

Go the extra mile and put a rag top on it. :D

[hoolign]

My neighbors wife wants to F/with his 06 escalade ext when he goes out of town next. She is going to pick him up from the airport in it and I would like to video it and see his "holy shit" look on his face.
We were thinking of fuzzy dice and fuzzy dash, curb feelers, chrome mud flaps stuck out on the sides possibly even naked ladies on them, cow on the doors, bull horns mounted somehow on the grill,etc.
Let me hear some suggestions!
Thanks, Ryan
Sell it:D

[Coded-Dude]

buy a wrecked one and tow it to the airport.........trust me, the "Oh shit" face will be way better!

[rrrr]

Hire Kim Hanson. He'll know what to do. :crossx: :crossx:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28676&stc=1&d=1176652616

[ratso]

Hire Kim Hanson. He'll know what to do. :crossx: :crossx:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28676&stc=1&d=1176652616
lmao...:D

[KLEPTOW]

Wash Off Pink Paint..............................& some of the goodies you listed.

[photo chick]

Hire Kim Hanson. He'll know what to do. :crossx: :crossx:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=28676&stc=1&d=1176652616
That there is a crack up!!! What's up with that Canaturd?
When a neighbor went out of town once we did up there house like it was a crime scene. Put the crime tape all around it, put chaulk outlines in the driveway, it was so funny! Be sure to post pics!!

[ryantparks]

I like the fake flames and I should also get some bullet holes. I bet pep boys has all this crap!