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Jbb
05-04-2007, 02:36 PM
Subject: Dinner & Divorce
Wayne and Wanda were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
this
absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and
walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that??"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I
want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we
get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities or
Lexuses
in the garage and no more yacht club .... But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Tom ?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies

MR.rvrluvr
05-04-2007, 02:49 PM
I don't get it.....:D :D

Xlration Marine
05-04-2007, 05:36 PM
HAHAHAHAA that was funny,lol. Like she's not after the material goods.

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-04-2007, 05:38 PM
Subject: Dinner & Divorce
Wayne and Wanda were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
this
absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and
walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that??"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I
want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we
get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities or
Lexuses
in the garage and no more yacht club .... But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Tom ?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies
:jawdrop: LMAO!! :jawdrop: :D :D

photo chick
05-05-2007, 08:24 AM
That's a crack up!!!:D

ratso
05-05-2007, 08:28 AM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3036bc.jpg

Devil's Advocate
05-05-2007, 08:41 AM
Subject: Dinner & Divorce
Wayne and Wanda were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
this
absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and
walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that??"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I
want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we
get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities or
Lexuses
in the garage and no more yacht club .... But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Tom ?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies
LOL..
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3036bc.jpg
Priceless..:D

Baja Big Dog
05-05-2007, 08:44 AM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3036bc.jpg
Bastard card ....fricken Ratso....why dont I get ten of these applications a day like the other ones???:D