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Riveratz
05-09-2007, 02:11 PM
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed
her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in
front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the
house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
"Good
morning; your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge . I
will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her
life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be two
factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they each will
receive a factory and $2,000,000.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what
do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had
remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's
shoulder and tells
him,
"You fock her again."