What percentage body fat are you?

[voodoomedman]

That's what I want to say to people sometimes or some other really shocking personal question to get the point across.
You see I am 6 foot 7 inches tall and yesterday I am just minding my own business in K-mart and the worker out of nowhere asks how tall are you? It gets old as some dummy does it everywhere I go. And then it's do you play basketball? Hello, can't you see I'm white. :D Anyways, if I know you or I'm having a conversation it's one thing but I hate when people just ask out of nowhere. It really is the same as if I'd ask them how fat they were or how old they were or something. I think I'm going to do that next time.

[phebus]

I'm 99% fat, 1% dick meat. :D

[voodoomedman]

I'm 99% fat, 1% dick meat. :D
That's why you were nominated for President!

[ovrkll77]

That reminds me of why I stoped driving my lifted truck, I could take the stupid question anymore...how do you get in it?

[HavaSkank]

That reminds me of why I stoped driving my lifted truck, I could take the stupid question anymore...how do you get in it?
I get annoyed when guys point to my box and ask that very same question.

[phebus]

I'm 99% fat, 1% dick meat. :D
That's why you were nominated for President!
Well, for that, they took into consideration that I had a large amount of asshole, but that being a void, didn't count in my percentages. :D

[uvindex]

Lots of folks have no tact and/or manners. Lots of folks blurt out whatever the hell pops into their head without thinking first (which is what's happening in your case).
This might help: Tallness is a desirable attribute, so be glad they're asking about something like that. :) Imagine if people were asking, "How much do you weigh?" (to a fat guy) or "How tall are you?" (to a really short guy) or "What happened to your face?" (to a disfigured guy).
Ann Landers advises people, when presented with a rude question from a stranger, to say, "Why would you ask me something like that?" :)

[RitcheyRch]

Pictures please. :D :D
I get annoyed when guys point to my box and ask that very same question.

[voodoomedman]

Pictures please. :D :D
Why would you want to see a picture of Phebus' dick? Maybe you should hang out in benchracers! :D

[RitcheyRch]

No bench racers for me. :D
I just wanna see Skanks box. :D
Why would you want to see a picture of Phebus' dick? Maybe you should hang out in benchracers! :D

[HavaSkank]

Im 5'2" and I dated a guy who was 6' 7". We were in New Orleans and this dorky couple from DesMoines couldnt get over our height difference and asked to take our picture with us standing back to back.
Of course we obnoxiously posed for the picture and in parting I told the conservative white-bread pair, "His dong is the size of my left arm. I suggest you dump the pudgy bald man and set your sights for someone with more elevation"
The bar applauded, and like Dr. Ruth and Larry Bird we rode off into the sunset

[Havasu Hangin']

I'm 5'4"...and about 110% body fat.
:messedup:

[RiverToysJas]

All I know is I lost weight, and I'm looin' good.......
http://www.jokeornot.com/gallery/ex_bodybuilder.jpg
RTJas :D

[westair]

That's what I want to say to people sometimes or some other really shocking personal question to get the point across.
You see I am 6 foot 7 inches tall and yesterday I am just minding my own business in K-mart and the worker out of nowhere asks how tall are you? It gets old as some dummy does it everywhere I go. And then it's do you play basketball? Hello, can't you see I'm white. :D Anyways, if I know you or I'm having a conversation it's one thing but I hate when people just ask out of nowhere. It really is the same as if I'd ask them how fat they were or how old they were or something. I think I'm going to do that next time.
I am 6' 5" so I know exactly what your talking about .... and yea that
basketball thing gets real old.

[voodoomedman]

Lots of folks have no tact and/or manners. Lots of folks blurt out whatever the hell pops into their head without thinking first (which is what's happening in your case).
This might help: Tallness is a desirable attribute, so be glad they're asking about something like that. :) Imagine if people were asking, "How much do you weigh?" (to a fat guy) or "How tall are you?" (to a really short guy) or "What happened to your face?" (to a disfigured guy).
Ann Landers advises people, when presented with a rude question from a stranger, to say, "Why would you ask me something like that?" :)
Your right but the quote below is a hell of a lot more funny. Big boobs are a desirable attribute so do you think I should ask what cup size a chick is?
Im 5'2" and I dated a guy who was 6' 7". We were in New Orleans and this dorky couple from DesMoines couldnt get over our height difference and asked to take our picture with us standing back to back.
Of course we obnoxiously posed for the picture and in parting I told the conservative white-bread pair, "His dong is the size of my left arm. I suggest you dump the pudgy bald man and set your sights for someone with more elevation"
The bar applauded, and like Dr. Ruth and Larry Bird we rode off into the sunset

[Big Warlock]

alot

[bocco]

Your right but the quote below is a hell of a lot more funny. Big boobs are a desirable attribute so do you think I should ask what cup size a chick is?
Something like: "By the way those are nice tits. Are you a stripper?"

[That Guy]

I get annoyed when guys point to my box and ask that very same question.
LMAO.....:D :D

[OCMerrill]

All I know is I lost weight, and I'm looin' good.......
http://www.jokeornot.com/gallery/ex_bodybuilder.jpg
RTJas :D
I dont want to look like this:eek: :eek: :eek:
So I will just keep my pizza intake up.
That picture is just disturbing to me. Pay someone to cut that shit off quick.

[sleekcraft80]

That reminds me of why I stoped driving my lifted truck, I could take the stupid question anymore...how do you get in it?
Rope Ladder!:D

[Kachina26]

Something like: "By the way those are nice tits. Are you a stripper?"
I like that one:D

[Kim Hanson]

I get annoyed when guys point to my box and ask that very same question.
That's the dumb ones, smart one's know it all about the key :D :D ...........( . )( . )..........I have one of those MASTER KEYS :D :)

[HavaSkank]

Master Key = more money than God

[BrianB]

In the construction field the trash talk never ends.
One day we had the worlds tallest painter,corn feed white boy.
He eventually crossed paths with the curb-gutter guy,hispanic 5ft nothin big arms and bigger mouth. Out comes "Dammmm I bet your good at basketball"
The painter casually responded "I bet you'd be good at miniature golf"

[topless]

People always tell me "wow, you have really long legs." I tell them "yeah, they go all the way up to heaven."

[Kim Hanson]

Master Key = more money than God
God doesn't need money, he has everything..............( . )( . )...........;) :D

[Kim Hanson]

People always tell me "wow, you have really long legs." I tell them "yeah, they go all the way up to heaven."
That's the treasure trail girl..............( . )( . )...........I bet you have a rainbow at the end of that one :D :D ....Pot of GOLD ! :jawdrop:

[womba]

Don't you hate that! I'm dutch/indonesian and I get mistaken for hispanic or latino and people try to talk to me in spanish. They get all bent out of shape when I talk back to them in dutch. :D

[topless]

Don't you hate that! I'm dutch/indonesian and I get mistaken for hispanic or latino and people try to talk to me in spanish. They get all bent out of shape when I talk back to them in dutch. :DAs well they should. Don't you know you're in Mexifornia?:eek:

[MR HARLEY]

People always tell me "wow, you have really long legs." I tell them "yeah, they go all the way up to heaven."
I just threw up, thanks. :rolleyes:

[Jordy]

I beat anorexia. :D

[topless]

I just threw up, thanks. :rolleyes:Glad I could help you lose a few pounds there.

[MR HARLEY]

Glad I could help you lose a few pounds there.
Working on my 6-pack abs. :cool:

[topless]

Working on my 6-pack abs. :cool:Well, I could post a pic if ya want to lose a few more.:D :D

[XtrmWakeborder]

This kind of goes along with this topic, but aren't you girls weirded out at people touching your stomachs when your pregnant? That creeps me out.

[Devil's Advocate]

I think like around 8% or something. :idea:

[MR HARLEY]

I think like around 8% or something. :idea:
Your PHAT. ;) :p

[Devil's Advocate]

Your PHAT. ;) :p
most of it in the back.:D

[MR HARLEY]

most of it in the back.:D
I dont believe you. Got any pics??? :D

[USCFAN]

I dont believe you. Got any pics??? :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/3087000_4490-1024x768.jpg
Glad I could help.:D

[womba]

As well they should. Don't you know you're in Mexifornia?:eek:
I know, it keeps getting worse. The ones who do speak to me in english tell me we need to stick together as one people, be proud of our culture, blah, blah, blah. :jawdrop:

[sleekcraft80]

I have sixpack abs, but the problem is I don't know where they are:D

[voodoomedman]

I actually started this thread in hopes of seeing this picture. Now I would like to ask what size bra cups fit the front. :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/3087000_4490-1024x768.jpg

[ratso]

I actually started this thread in hopes of seeing this picture. Now I would like to ask what size bra cups fit the front. :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/3087000_4490-1024x768.jpg
Ha! Let me find that thread!:D

[Devil's Advocate]

I actually started this thread in hopes of seeing this picture. Now I would like to ask what size bra cups fit the front. :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/medium/3087000_4490-1024x768.jpg
Full C.:D

[voodoomedman]

Full C.:D
Now I think the jury needs proof. Pics of the front! :) :) :)

[Devil's Advocate]

Now I think the jury needs proof. Pics of the front! :) :) :)
I don't have an up close one, sorry.:D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/Chillin.jpg

[voodoomedman]

Hung Jury. You're free to go.

[mobldj]

if you just look at the middle it looks like one of them bubblegumm .ussys
I dont want to look like this:eek: :eek: :eek:
So I will just keep my pizza intake up.
That picture is just disturbing to me. Pay someone to cut that shit off quick.

[thumbs]

And then it's do you play basketball?
We have a fairly tall guy at work that get the same question all the time. His standard responce is "No. Do you play miniature golf"?

[Lavey29]

I don't have an up close one, sorry.:D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/Chillin.jpg
Guess you will need a new red thong to match the new Lavey.... :sqeyes:

[Devil's Advocate]

Guess you will need a new red thong to match the new Lavey.... :sqeyes:
Yes, I think you're right.:p