Does your GF or Wife get Super Erotic in Motel Rooms?

[Trailer Park Casanova]

I swear, I'm going to have Holiday Inn remodel the house.
Though my wife never lets me down, I get all the sex I can handle anytime I want.
When we're in a Motel room she get super amorous.
Insatiable.
WTF How come??
Does this happen to you with your wife or GF in motels?

[RitcheyRch]

Hotel sex is always the best. :D

[Debbolas]

Because the kids aren't around :D
Brown needs to tell his story about that dominatrix couple in the hotel elevator :D

[SummerBreeze]

Pictures are needed here....

[YeLLowBoaT]

Don't ask why.... just rent the room for the next few years up front :D

[SB]

Does this happen to you with your wife or GF in motels?
Yes, unfortunately when I'm not around.

[2forcefull]

I swear, I'm going to have Holiday Inn remodel the house.
Though my wife never lets me down, I get all the sex I can handle anytime I want.
When we're in a Motel room she get super amorous.
Insatiable.
WTF How come??
Does this happen to you with your wife or GF in motels?
she won't after you watch VACANCY

[riverbound]

Yes, unfortunately when I'm not around.
Ouch :eek: I feel your pain :(

[Devil's Advocate]

I swear, I'm going to have Holiday Inn remodel the house.
Though my wife never lets me down, I get all the sex I can handle anytime I want.
When we're in a Motel room she get super amorous.
Insatiable.
WTF How come??
Does this happen to you with your wife or GF in motels?
Yes, especially when I'm with someone else! :eek: :eek: j/k honey.:D
thanks for the shivers and quivers session this morning..:)

[djunkie]

I had a pretty good time in my hotel room in Vegas this last weekend. :D :D
And before anyone comments I was with my g/f you fags!!!!!!!!:mad: :D :D

[yopengo]

Hell yes she does. :D :D :D

[Mandelon]

Um, I'd say hotel rooms make her like 10 times more amorous than normal.
But that's still pretty much like none anyway. :rolleyes:
Mathematically it works out like this:
0 = 0
0 x 10 = 0 Ya see my problem here? :D
I prefer to think of it like this: I am so good in bed and sex with me is so satisfying that after one time she can't handle it again for about a week. :rolleyes: :D :( :D

[Jbb]

Maybe it's the presence of all the other Jizz.....on the pillows...sheets ...blanket.....curtains ...carpet....ect, ect....:D
from prior guests....

[Tom Brown]

Maybe it's the presence of all the other Jizz.....on the pillows...sheets ...blanket.....curtains ...carpet....ect, ect....:D
If there's ever a cataclysmic event that wipes out all life on earth, the entire human race could be reanimated from a hotel bedspread. I just hope that, whatever race does this, chooses a spread from a Hilton and not a Motel 6.

[Jbb]

If there's ever a cataclysmic event that wipes out all life on earth, the entire human race could be reanimated from a hotel bedspread. I just hope that, whatever race does this, chooses a spread from a Hilton and not a Motel 6.
We'll leave the light on for ya!.....:D

[YeLLowBoaT]

you forgot the tv remote jbb... I would not touch one in a hotel room with gloves on. Every taken a UV light into a hotel room... its not pretty.

[AZJD]

Yes, especially when I'm with someone else! :eek: :eek: .:D
thanks AZJD for the shivers and quivers session this morning..:)
Your welcome!:devil: :D

[shippingguy]

I had a pretty good time in my hotel room in Vegas this last weekend. :D :D
And before anyone comments I was with my g/f you fags!!!!!!!!:mad: :D :D
In your case it would not be because the kids were not around. It would be because your parents were not there:D

[ULTRA26 # 1]

Um, I'd say hotel rooms make her like 10 times more amorous than normal.
But that's still pretty much like none anyway. :rolleyes:
Mathematically it works out like this:
0 = 0
0 x 10 = 0 Ya see my problem here? :D
I prefer to think of it like this: I am so good in bed and sex with me is so satisfying that after one time she can't handle it again for about a week. :rolleyes: :D :( :D
A classic! :D :D

[djunkie]

In your case it would not be because the kids were not around. It would be because your parents were not there:D
Awww phuck. You too? :mad: :D :D

[FOREVER2DOXIES]

hotel sex used to be wonderful but has been so long not sure what is like anymore....lately has either been our weekend with kid and some friend of hers or too tired after a day in the sun and all to be much fun which is difficult because after being in the sun and relaxing all day, in my opinion its more than time to .... well you know :jawdrop:

[shippingguy]

Awww phuck. You too? :mad: :D :D
All in fun:D :D :) You left yourself open for that one. It is not often I get the chance to throw one out there. Sorry you had to be my first victim:D

[2forcefull]

[QUOTE=Jbb;2554967]Maybe it's the presence of all the other Jizz.....on the pillows...sheets ...blanket.....curtains ...carpet....ect, ect....:D
from prior guests..
That why I have two motorhomes, motels are dirty and discusting'
I'd rather sleep in the back of the truck,

[djunkie]

All in fun:D :D :) You left yourself open for that one. It is not often I get the chance to throw one out there. Sorry you had to be my first victim:D
Thats ok. I can tell your a guy with a sense of humor. After all, you have an Ultra. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: J/K :D :D :D

[shippingguy]

Thats ok. I can tell your a guy with a sense of humor. After all, you have an Ultra. :jawdrop: :jawdrop: J/K :D :D :D
I know I love laughing as I blow by many on the water:D

[BarryMac]

In your case it would not be because the kids were not around. It would be because your parents were not there:D
Damn, Barry Bonds couldn't have hit one that far... :D :D Nice!!!

[shippingguy]

Damn, Barry Bonds couldn't have hit one that far... :D :D Nice!!!
:D :D :D

[djunkie]

Damn, Barry Bonds couldn't have hit one that far... :D :D Nice!!!
Damm peanut gallery. :mad: :D :D

[Devil's Advocate]

Your welcome!:devil: :D
:2purples:
Dang it. There you go again. Shhhhhhhh....No Name will get pissed if he finds out.:D

[Ziggy]

On the window ledge pressed hard against the glass overlooking the Strip........
Naw, never happens :D:D:D:D

[djunkie]

On the window ledge pressed hard against the glass overlooking the Strip........
Naw, never happens :D:D:D:D
So that was you with the binoculars on the sidewalk looking at us. :D :D

[BarryMac]

So that was you with the binoculars on the sidewalk looking at us. :D :D
Who you and Cole Trickle??? :D So he was the one that went with you to the Gay Convention in Vegas last week huh???

[Cole Trickle]

Who you and Cole Trickle??? :D So he was the one that went with you to the Gay Convention in Vegas last week huh???
you always have to invole me in your gay talks????:confused: :idea: ;)
I think you have officially taken over Dave as the gayest guy on the internet!!!:sqeyes: :jawdrop: :devil:
Good Job!!!:D

[djunkie]

you always have to invole me in your gay talks????:confused: :idea: ;)
I think you have officially taken over Dave as the gayest guy on the internet!!!:sqeyes: :jawdrop: :devil:
Good Job!!!:D
He did give me that look at Cattail Poker run weekend. :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[ratso]

I swear, I'm going to have Holiday Inn remodel the house.
Though my wife never lets me down, I get all the sex I can handle anytime I want.
When we're in a Motel room she get super amorous.
Insatiable.
WTF How come??
Does this happen to you with your wife or GF in motels?
My 5th wife and I were asked to leave a Bed and Breakfast one morning around 3am... Seems the old folks weren't impressed with the headboard banging on the wall, and even less impressed when we went at it in the hallway and at the top of the stairs... so yes, it happens.:D

[lucky]

I swear, I'm going to have Holiday Inn remodel the house.
Though my wife never lets me down, I get all the sex I can handle anytime I want.
When we're in a Motel room she get super amorous.
Insatiable.
WTF How come??
Does this happen to you with your wife or GF in motels?
viberating bed ? :D

[Cole Trickle]

He did give me that look at Cattail Poker run weekend. :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
Is that when he rolled up with 6 oiled down guys and no girls in a 21ft boat?:D:D:devil: ;)
What was the deal with all there rainbow coolies?

[djunkie]

Is that when he rolled up with 6 oiled down guys and no girls in a 21ft boat?:D:D:devil: ;)
I wasn't gonna say it. :idea: :D :D

[Ziggy]

its 23 feet............damn it.
.
The other boat was the oiled down fellers, mine only had 4 cool moofers in it:D

[Cole Trickle]

its 23 feet............damn it.
.
The other boat was the oiled down fellers, mine only had 4 cool moofers in it:D
lol...
I will let it slide since you wern't the one throwing out the false gay comments.:D:devil:
Gotta be careful who you hang with you know how the guilty by association thing works....;):D

[Ziggy]

Gotta be careful who you hang with you know how the guilty by association thing works....;):D
Understatement of the year:) ......

[djunkie]

lol...
I will let it slide since you wern't the one throwing out the false gay comments.:D:devil:
Gotta be careful who you hang with you know how the guilty by association thing works....;):D
Understatement of the year:) ......
Fags!!!!!! I'm not hanging around with you guys anymore. :devil: :devil:

[Rexone]

I've heard they only change the sheets when there's visual signs of soiling at many hotels.
I'm guessing at hotels Brown visits they just toss them in the ol dumpster.
:)

[Cole Trickle]

Fags!!!!!! I'm not hanging around with you guys anymore. :devil: :devil:
We all like blondie better anyways!!!
Now if you could teach blondie everything about the boat so you could just lanch her and pick her up when we are done partying;):D

[Mandelon]

Ya notice how many people DIDN'T post in this thread... LMAO :D

[dragboat]

I've heard they only change the sheets when there's visual signs of soiling at many hotels.
I'm guessing at hotels Brown visits they just toss them in the ol dumpster.
:)
:D :D :D

[dragboat]

I swear, I'm going to have Holiday Inn remodel the house.
Though my wife never lets me down, I get all the sex I can handle anytime I want.
When we're in a Motel room she get super amorous.
Insatiable.
WTF How come??
Does this happen to you with your wife or GF in motels?
um........................YEA, OH HELL YES!!!!!! WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Hello , Yes I'd like to make a reservation for a room on the one upper most floors, with a view and a BIG tub. The name? ....Mr. & Mrs. Smith.:D :idea: :D
I've even tried to get her to go for an hour or two on date night, no such luck..............yet! :rolleyes: :D

[ROZ]

Ouch :eek: I feel your pain :(
I hear ya :(