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fatboy95
05-16-2007, 10:31 PM
OK, Say I'm the person that realy pisses you off, Waiter, Launch Ramp A--Hole, Wife, Husband, Parts Man, Mechanic, etc. Let it fly and go off on me. I am making a list of insults to get people back on track. I've had had it with sh--t.

Psycho Squid
05-16-2007, 10:52 PM
You couldn't stand on your grandma's shoulders to kiss my azz. :D

76ANTHONY
05-16-2007, 10:58 PM
i always call azzholes, THE BILGE IDIOT...:D :D :D

zudnic
05-16-2007, 11:03 PM
Credit goes to the Sarah Silverman Show for this one, I've used it twice, once got me in a little hot water, the other guy liked the humor and let me go! :D
Cop: "do you know why I pulled you over?"
answer: "cause you got all "C's" in high school"

fatboy95
05-16-2007, 11:08 PM
You couldn't stand on your grandma's shoulders to kiss my azz. :D
guess your grandma has larger balls than you, shaved your pussy lately?

Psycho Squid
05-16-2007, 11:45 PM
You tell me you fix things....I wouldn't let you fix me a sandwich Jackass. :D

76ANTHONY
05-16-2007, 11:47 PM
And I always call you an ambulance......http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2934/baseballguylq0.gif (http://imageshack.us)
:D :D :D
hey if they get to outta hand i call them DENNIS:D :D

Psycho Squid
05-16-2007, 11:48 PM
Hey that put me at a thousand post for the third time...Now I have to go back and delete about five hundred post for other peoples self preservation. :)

centerhill condor
05-17-2007, 05:12 AM
if they put your brains on a razor blade it would look like a bb rolling down a four lane highway!
You'd have to get bigger to get dumber and it appears as if your trying really hard!

HotDogz
05-17-2007, 05:15 AM
Your so F****** stupid, you must be the Pro-Abortion poster child. No mother would want to have another after you.:D

DirtySquirty
05-17-2007, 06:05 AM
Here's my personal favorite... If somebody's stupid enough to call me a Motherf'er, I always respond with " you know you may be right...What's your mommas first name"??
Or how about "What you lookin at"?...Answer...An A**hole I imagine".
Always works for me.

RitcheyRch
05-17-2007, 06:08 AM
Another response could be "well, if you dont like it keep her off the streets" or "tell her to stay off the streets"
Here's my personal favorite... If somebody's stupid enough to call me a Motherf'er, I always respond with " you know you may be right...What's your mommas first name"??

Baja Big Dog
05-17-2007, 06:17 AM
Two words...
CON DUMBS!!!:D

Garrddogg
05-17-2007, 07:33 AM
I always like
:D "How is it you remember to wake up every day?"
:D

riverfun
05-17-2007, 07:54 AM
If breathing wasn't an involentary action you would be dead by now.

HavaSkank
05-17-2007, 08:29 AM
Your dick is so small it looks like an inny

EmpirE231
05-17-2007, 08:49 AM
you once fat bitch!!!
cop: you know why I pulled you over??
me: well... it depends on how long you were following me officer :eek:

HavaSkank
05-17-2007, 08:54 AM
Please close your mouth, it smell like ass in here now

Cheap Thrills
05-17-2007, 09:38 AM
Save your breath. Print em up and pass em out. :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/166cluepon.jpg
You're Welcome
C.T. :wink:

rvr_d8
05-17-2007, 06:53 PM
....If I wanted to hear from an ASS ........I'd Fart!!

rvr_d8
05-17-2007, 08:08 PM
Honey, Do these pants make my Butt look big?!...........:confused:
No, Your A$$ does! :D

hot4daRVR
05-17-2007, 08:31 PM
They broke the mold when they made you
Rumor has it that they beat the Hell out of the mold maker too!

Moneypitt
05-17-2007, 09:04 PM
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating
one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before
attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are
a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
to access it more rapidly.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas-I'll bet you
couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You
are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer
than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you
exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless
newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrent caricature of a
coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the most profound contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
a land that reality forgot.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes
way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of
stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed
on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten
so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing
hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second
than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing
has to be that of a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.
Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of
stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything
else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I don't have enough strength left to deride your half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

bzking
05-17-2007, 09:14 PM
They broke the mold when they made you
Rumor has it that they beat the Hell out of the mold maker too!
while standing in line and some one ask's Is this the back of the line? you respond by saying no it's the front were all just standing backwards

fatboy95
05-17-2007, 09:22 PM
I always like
:D "How is it you remember to wake up every day?"
:D
Good One:)

acatitude
05-17-2007, 09:29 PM
lets see
once at work as le some broads pulled up and did the ooink oink thing, they thought it was funny till we turned on the outside speaker and started barking at them.... guess you had to be there.
chick told me i was kinda fat once, I reminded her I could go on a diet but ugly lasts forever...... think that was our last date
if they are really stupid you can remind them they are depriving some village of there idiot