Doing the splits

[I GOT LUCKY!]

Ok, so decided after a night at the ER with my youngest daughter to go out to Sonoma Lake with Lucky. There we were having a great day....sun, a bit of Vodka, and fornicating on the boat....yes, Lucky already wrote about this. OK, so started taking shots of Vodka at the end of the day and there I was waiting for Lucky to get the car to pull up the boat. There I am in my druken state, looking at the scene around me. I have two boats in front of me with families, I am holding the boat with my foot, and there are two drunken idiotic girls fighting up top. I am totally interested in what they are fighting about, because at this time, I am having trouble focusing on things that are too close to me. They are fighting about someone being an idiot and driving drunk and I say **** IT. I am going to get into the boat and help lucky get it on the trailer. I hop into the boat, OK probably the 3rd time every driving a boat! and try and start it. Doesn't start and all of a sudden I hear, Monica, NO!!! He had the kill switch off, (probably knowing me too well :) ) and I hopped out of the boat. So, decided that I could hold the boat with my foot. Ok, boat going in opposite direction of the dock...yup...there I go. Being totally wasted, no... I got, no...I got it. My splits are getting widder and widder...all of a sudden realized I wasn't bringing the boat back with my one foot. And there I went. Splash into the water again. Sweatshirt and all in the water and everyone looking at Lucky like, what the ****?? Lucky saying you look hot and the other guys saying **** yah.....****in idiot!!!!!!!! That was my experiece of Lake Sonoma. OK, at least I made an impression...Not quite a boater yet, but trying so hard......:confused:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Ok, so decided after a night at the ER with my youngest daughter to go out to Sonoma Lake with Lucky. There we were having a great day....sun, a bit of Vodka, and fornicating on the boat....yes, Lucky already wrote about this. OK, so started taking shots of Vodka at the end of the day and there I was waiting for Lucky to get the car to pull up the boat. There I am in my druken state, looking at the scene around me. I have two boats in front of me with families, I am holding the boat with my foot, and there are two drunken idiotic girls fighting up top. I am totally interested in what they are fighting about, because at this time, I am having trouble focusing on things that are too close to me. They are fighting about someone being an idiot and driving drunk and I say **** IT. I am going to get into the boat and help lucky get it on the trailer. I hop into the boat, OK probably the 3rd time every driving a boat! and try and start it. Doesn't start and all of a sudden I hear, Monica, NO!!! He had the kill switch off, (probably knowing me too well :) ) and I hopped out of the boat. So, decided that I could hold the boat with my foot. Ok, boat going in opposite direction of the dock...yup...there I go. Being totally wasted, no... I got, no...I got it. My splits are getting widder and widder...all of a sudden realized I wasn't bringing the boat back with my one foot. And there I went. Splash into the water again. Sweatshirt and all in the water and everyone looking at Lucky like, what the ****?? Lucky saying you look hot and the other guys saying **** yah.....****in idiot!!!!!!!! That was my experiece of Lake Sonoma. OK, at least I made an impression...Not quite a boater yet, but trying so hard......:confused:
well I have to give you credit for tryin.. Great job tryin to hold the boat. Better for you both you didn't put it on the trailer. LOL!!:jawdrop: :D :D
welcome aboard.. Glad you could make it.. He has talked so fondly of you.. :D

[lucky]

I thought you looked hot as hell spread eagle - :idea: humm :devil:

[topless]

You tell the story much better than I tried to do. Maybe because when you told me, you were still drunk. I'm still lmao. I wish there was a picture of it.:D :D How's your foot by the way?

[TAF]

I thought you looked hot as hell spread eagle - :idea: humm :devil:
Yes, I agree it must have been beautiful:sqeyes: :D
Hope yer feeling better Monica.

[Baja Big Dog]

Ward..you were a little hard on the beaver last night!!!:D

[I GOT LUCKY!]

I have a huge bruise on my shin and killed my achilies tendon! Had trouble walking yesterday, but better today. :)

[photo chick]

Welcome to the zoo Monica! We've heard good things about you......:D :D

[topless]

I want to know more about that fornicating in the boat. LOL:eek: :eek:

[Ziggy]

I want to know more about that fornicating in the boat. LOL:eek: :eek:
Needing to live vicariously now do you? Something needs to be done about that;)

[Ziggy]

Welcome aboard I Got Lucky..........:)
sure sounds like Lucky got lucky;)

[Sherpa]

of course the "this thread sucks without pics" requires mention.
--Sherpa

[TAF]

almost forgot :D:D
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i55/BoobyBouncer/worthlessthread.gif
Lucky posted :sqeyes: 'em on his thread about going to Lake Senoma.:) :) Very nice pics indeed!:D

[I GOT LUCKY!]

I guess I am already banned from Hot Boat, they didn't even give me a chance. LOL! I can't download any pics. I called and that was totally useless and then wrote an email to what seems to be customer service that actually doesn't really exist....not sure what to do...:(

[sleekcraft80]

I guess I am already banned from Hot Boat, they didn't even give me a chance. LOL! I can't download any pics. I called and that was totally useless and then wrote an email to what seems to be customer service that actually doesn't really exist....not sure what to do...:(
PM Rexone, he will fix it

[topless]

I guess I am already banned from Hot Boat, they didn't even give me a chance. LOL! I can't download any pics. I called and that was totally useless and then wrote an email to what seems to be customer service that actually doesn't really exist....not sure what to do...:(If you can't PM yet, I'll PM Rex for ya.

[I GOT LUCKY!]

Just tried, can't PM either. That would be great if you could do that. :D

[topless]

Just tried, can't PM either. That would be great if you could do that. :D
I sent him one for you. Hell, I even bribed him LOL

[lucky]

I guess I am already banned from Hot Boat, they didn't even give me a chance. LOL! I can't download any pics. I called and that was totally useless and then wrote an email to what seems to be customer service that actually doesn't really exist....not sure what to do...:(
lol hot boat is really just a cover up !:D it only exsists when your drunk hun :D

[topless]

I think you're all set now Monica.

[I GOT LUCKY!]

You are awesome!!! I owe you one! Thanks:D

[Rexone]

Has Lucky mentioned the farm animal thing to you yet? :(

[lucky]

Has Lucky mentioned the farm animal thing to you yet? :(
yes , she was on the phone with us allllllll the way to oakla homo -- ps Monica- have i told you I once did an eagle ?:D ****er still ain't smiling

[I GOT LUCKY!]

Thanks Rexone for setting me up!!!

[lucky]

NIce avatar - glad you didn't put up the neeeeeked ones lol :devil:

[I GOT LUCKY!]

Looks like you did!!! What the hell?????:mad:

[I GOT LUCKY!]

Paybacks a bitch!:cool:

[TAF]

I sent him one for you. Hell, I even bribed him LOL
:sqeyes: :idea: What did you promise him?:) :sqeyes: :D

[topless]

:eek: :sqeyes: :idea: What did you promise him?:) :sqeyes: :DWhat's bribred????

[TAF]

yes , she was on the phone with us allllllll the way to oakla homo -- ps Monica- have i told you I once did an eagle ?:D ****er still ain't smiling
:idea: please enlighten us oh Master of Benchracer idium. :idea: :D

[lucky]

ohh my - i have better taste in women than you do in men hun :D

[TAF]

:eek: What's bribred????
"Bribed" I suppose:idea: So what yo say or do for Rexone, pay him?:eek: :sqeyes: :D

[Rexone]

ohh my - i have better taste in women than you do in men hun :D
That's no shit.
Your screename is pretty accurate. She forgot the "un".

[lucky]

That's no shit.
Your screename is pretty accurate. She forgot the "un".
LOL THANKS FOR YOU SUPPORT LOL

[topless]

Hey Lucky, are you taking a whizz in Monica's avatar by any chance?

[topless]

Why the quiet route now, :idea: How ya been ? My cell phone died and need to get a new one.:mad:Hadn't noticed because I haven't been drunk to dunk dial ya. I've actually been trying to get my daughters car fixed. She's had it two weeks and I think I need to just push it off a cliff and count my losses.

[TAF]

Hey Lucky, are you taking a whizz in Monica's avatar by any chance?
"One in the hand is worth 2 on the chin":sqeyes: :D
What'd ya think KLucky?

[I GOT LUCKY!]

That horse you have is so wierd. It is one of those things that I always stare at. You don't want to look at it, but you can't get enough of it! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[TAF]

Hadn't noticed because I haven't been drunk to dunk dial ya. I've actually been trying to get my daughters car fixed. She's had it two weeks and I think I need to just push it off a cliff and count my losses.
Would it make it up the hill to push it off the cliff? :D

[lucky]

Why the quiet route now, :idea: How ya been ? My cell phone died and need to get a new one.:mad:
WHY ARE YOU JELOUS? YOU WANT TO HAVE LOUD SEX WITH REX ? LMAO :devil: :D

[lucky]

That horse you have is so wierd. It is one of those things that I always stare at. You don't want to look at it, but you can't get enough of it! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
MENTAL NOTE - MAKE PENIS LOOK LIKE TOPPLESS HORSE !!:D

[TAF]

WHY ARE YOU JELOUS? YOU WANT TO HAVE LOUD SEX WITH REX ? LMAO :devil: :D
I suppose I brought it up :( but I wouldn't even know what he looked like.
I think I just realized yer "Eagle " comment, duh!:sqeyes:
:D

[lucky]

I suppose I brought it up :( but I wouldn't even know what he looked like.
I think I just realized yer "Eagle " comment, duh!:sqeyes:
:D
JUST MESSING BRO :)

[TAF]

:D :idea: :sqeyes: :D

[Kim Hanson]

lol hot boat is really just a cover up !:D it only exsists when your drunk hun :D
That really make sense..........( . )( . )............:D :D

[Kim Hanson]

Paybacks a bitch!:cool:
Only if you are dealing with me, Welcome Monica ! I have been around Lucky for sometime now, cool s h i t h e a d :D ;) ..........( . )( . ).............You sound cool in a few ways ;)

[TAF]

Only if you are dealing with me, Welcome Monica ! I have been around Lucky for sometime now, cool s h i t h e a d :D ;) ..........( . )( . ).............You sound cool in a few ways ;)
Kimmie has venture out of the Benchracers closet. :sqeyes: :D :)

[photo chick]

Kimmie has venture out of the Benchracers closet. :sqeyes: :D :)
Gettin' brave and stuff! :D

[Kim Hanson]

Kimmie has venture out of the Benchracers closet. :sqeyes: :D :)
I'm bored :D :D ...........( . )( . ).............

[Kim Hanson]

Gettin' brave and stuff! :D
It's easy when you speak ano frocking ingrish...........( . )( . )..........;) :D

[photo chick]

It's easy when you speak ano frocking ingrish...........( . )( . )..........;) :D
:D :D :D

[Rexone]

Has Lucky mentioned the farm animal thing to you yet? :(
yes , she was on the phone with us allllllll the way to oakla homo -- ps Monica- have i told you I once did an eagle and lost half my pecker to it's pecker in the process? That's why it's so little :redface:
So have you told her how much you like it when your non-farm based lovers let out a big long "moooooooooooo" just like the 4 legged variety?

[lucky]

Ohhhhhhh, you are going to love my thread tomorrow!!! You are going rip Lucky a new one!!!:devil: Monica

[TAF]

Ohhhhhhh, you are going to love my thread tomorrow!!! You are going rip Lucky a new one!!!:devil: Monica
She's all over his equipment :sqeyes: these days pushing all his buttons..............and he likes it!!!:D Thanks for the drunk call last night on the way home from the lake Monica. Were you naked in the front seat again:idea: :) :) Kudos to you and Lucky for helping out that broke down boat family.
I nominate & vote Monica Queen of ***boat.com for the month of May. I think she'll fit in very nicely here on the boards w/ her Lucky attitude:D
More pics Monica, pppllleaseeeeee

[I GOT LUCKY!]

Pushing his buttons is fun!!!:idea: :idea: But I think the dumb ass of the month is more like it. You guys have fun this weekend!!:)

[HavaSkank]

Men dig bendy chicks