George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

[FOREVER2DOXIES]

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. :D

[RitcheyRch]

Works for me.

[charlyox]

Let's do it

[VEGASBABY]

I like it! You want to be a American? See ya when you get back from Iraq!

[RitcheyRch]

Darn Snopes ruined any chance at hope for us. :D
How come everything idiotic you read on the internet is attributed to George Carlin?
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
It would cost more to train them for military service than it would to give them free gas for the rest of their life. But, let's not let logic or reason get in the way of bashing somebody on HB.
I'm out again. This place just sucks the life out of you. See ya.

[2Driver]

It would cost more to train them for military service than it would to give them free gas for the rest of their life. .
Ah let it slide...besides who said anything about training them. :D

[dumbandyoung]

Thats the greatest thing Ive heard all day!
But then again we would still need plenty American supervisors to make sure they aren't taking naps and eating burritos.

[Old Texan]

[ShockwaveBob: "I'm out again. This place just sucks the life out of you. See ya."
SWB must've lost another bet and he's got to get of town. Oh well.....:devil:
Carlin or not it was a funny bit and not without merit.:idea:

[Old Texan]

Thats the greatest thing Ive heard all day!
But then again we would still need plenty American supervisors to make sure they aren't taking naps and eating burritos.
Hey the siestas would be great to use them as bait to draw in the Terrorists for a big kill or capture, and the burrito indigestion could provide real WMD's (Beaner Farts, nothing more toxic) for our side. Win, Win I say.......:devil:

[PunkAssBitch]

George Carlin for President.
I love that guy.

[TheGoldenHeeb]

why not just kill them all?

[sleekcraft78]

why not just kill them all?
Who's gonna mow my lawn?

[dumbandyoung]

Hey the siestas would be great to use them as bait to draw in the Terrorists for a big kill or capture, and the burrito indigestion could provide real WMD's (Beaner Farts, nothing more toxic) for our side. Win, Win I say.......:devil:
LMFAO!!:D :D

[Boatcop]

Maybe we should just take lessons from them on car-pooling.
After all, when we stop an Illegal Immigrant van, there's usually about 25 people stuffed in there.
We'd really make a dent in gasoline use of we followed their lead.
:D