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Lavey5150
06-03-2007, 02:59 PM
How many of you Boat owners:idea: require your girlfriend/wife to wear a bikini to match your gel?...I do........:D

MrsGHT
06-03-2007, 03:05 PM
How many of you Boat owners:idea: require your girlfriend/wife to wear a bikini to match your gel?...I do........:D
I'd look like a cow everytime I went to the lake. Although, I do own one that matches.:D

Havasu Carrera
06-03-2007, 03:10 PM
I'd look like a cow everytime I went to the lake. Although, I do own one that matches.:D
Uhhhh with all due respect.... YOU DONT LOOK LIKE NO COW to me no matter the colors.
And yes my uh (hood orniment) boating friend had a matching thong and top today. Manditory.:D

Hotcobra270
06-03-2007, 03:45 PM
My chick has one that matches.. But she alternates it

Throttle
06-03-2007, 03:47 PM
nope

HavaSkank
06-03-2007, 03:48 PM
I need to find a man with a flesh colored boat

Troy McClure
06-03-2007, 03:50 PM
I need to find a man with a flesh colored boat
Humm, what a coincidence, I have a flesh colored boat.....want a ride? :devil:

Jbb
06-03-2007, 03:50 PM
I need to find a man with a flesh colored boat
Brown owns a flesh colored boat......Its a Glastron though!....:D

Havasu Carrera
06-03-2007, 03:56 PM
I need to find a man with a flesh colored boat
Uh start driving due east. I bet there are a couple willing boaters willing to have some flesh strewn all over their jell coat. The suns still out and the waters warming up. How bout you just try out the flesh on all our boats?!?!? :D ( I was feeling a little gutsey) :jawdrop:

duner21
06-03-2007, 04:16 PM
This thread is going to need pics please!

HavaSkank
06-03-2007, 04:21 PM
I need to find a hairy backed man who wants to wear a banana hammock that's the aqua-green color of my boat.
I guess I'll settle for a pot bellied pervert who wants to wear soiled BVDs to hang out on my boat. Cuz that's hot too

Troy McClure
06-03-2007, 04:26 PM
I need to find a hairy backed man who wants to wear a banana hammock that's the aqua-green color of my boat.
I guess I'll settle for a pot bellied pervert who wants to wear soiled BVDs to hang out on my boat. Cuz that's hot too
So far I'm almost two for two. I wax ALL my body hair and I prefer soiled Calvins.

HavaSkank
06-03-2007, 04:51 PM
So far I'm almost two for two. I wax ALL my body hair and I prefer soiled Calvins.
Oooohhh! You're slick AND trendy. Me likey

Lavey5150
06-03-2007, 05:42 PM
Good start, I can see where this is going..........

HighRoller
06-03-2007, 05:47 PM
What if my wife's 5 months prego and I don't own a boat currently? Any recommendations? I mean she has lost weight and her jugs are bigger but what should her maternity thong match???? The truck and camper??

TahitiTiger
06-03-2007, 05:52 PM
They don't make bikinis in red metal flake, or gold metal flake. Not to mention it needs to be faded, realy faded.
But wife does have bikin to match the new seats :D

HavaSkank
06-03-2007, 05:54 PM
Does this mean if I date a guy with a Kachina I have to find a bikini with flying monkeys and garden gnomes?

riverbound
06-03-2007, 05:55 PM
Nope...there is no knowing which boat I will be in and in the event I feel it necessary to ditch her. I dont want people knowing which boat she belongs to.;)

HighRoller
06-03-2007, 06:01 PM
Does this mean if I date a guy with a Kachina I have to find a bikini with flying monkeys and garden gnomes?
Honey, let's hope it never comes to that for you. I mean, if you are truly a Hava-skank, you'll be able to find a dirty old man in a Campbell who is loaded and appreciates your Grim Reaper tramp stamp and the turtle tattoo on your left tit...:D

HavaSkank
06-03-2007, 06:06 PM
Honey, let's hope it never comes to that for you. I mean, if you are truly a Hava-skank, you'll be able to find a dirty old man in a Campbell who is loaded and appreciates your Grim Reaper tramp stamp and the turtle tattoo on your left tit...:D
I guess we HAVE met before.

HighRoller
06-03-2007, 06:16 PM
I guess we HAVE met before.
It was either you or the 237 other skanks that were in the channel thinking sideways trucker hats and nasty fake tits were "sexy" LOL

HavaSkank
06-03-2007, 06:27 PM
I was hangin' in the Channel this weekend, however I was sportin' the floral granny suit, equipped with a whimsical tutu ruffle and built in bra cups...to give me that 1940's, sexy missile boob shape that men love so much.
But you did bust me on the $2 trucker hat and white sunglasses. I thought I was hip as shit, mang.

Mrs Vegasbaby
06-03-2007, 06:45 PM
I was hangin' in the Channel this weekend, however I was sportin' the floral granny suit, equipped with a whimsical tutu ruffle and built in bra cups...to give me that 1940's, sexy missile boob shape that men love so much.
But you did bust me on the $2 trucker hat and white sunglasses. I thought I was hip as shit, mang.Dang, what's up with you two. Get a room.

soupersonic
06-03-2007, 06:53 PM
Dang, what's up with you two. Get a room.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeet i thought this WAS a room. :)

acatitude
06-03-2007, 07:28 PM
How many of you Boat owners:idea: require your girlfriend/wife to wear a bikini to match your gel?...I do........:D
The girl friend yes, the wife doesnt listen:D :D

rodnjen
06-03-2007, 07:33 PM
I'm married so no. I just hope the sandwiches are good and I keep my f-ng mouth shut.:D

HavaSkank
06-03-2007, 07:38 PM
I'm married so no. I just hope the sandwiches are good and I keep my f-ng mouth shut.:D
Good boy. Now sit

ALBOUT NUTIN78
06-03-2007, 07:38 PM
I Dont Think My Girlfriend Knows What A Bikini Is At The River. . . . . . . She Wears Nothing:d :d :d

HavaSkank
06-03-2007, 07:41 PM
I Dont Think My Girlfriend Knows What A Bikini Is At The River. . . . . . . She Wears Nothing:d :d :d
you cheap ass! Give the little hooch a couple bucks to buy a damn suit so you can leave the Motel 6 room for a change

27 Awesome cat
06-03-2007, 07:41 PM
I Dont Think My Girlfriend Knows What A Bikini Is At The River. . . . . . . She Wears Nothing:d :d :d
Bla bla bla...Lets see some pics:D