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phebus
06-05-2007, 08:26 PM
Sorry to blow your cover, but you're hot. :D

HOOTER SLED-
06-05-2007, 08:28 PM
Prove it. We need pics. :devil:

Havasu1986
06-05-2007, 08:29 PM
Sorry to blow your cover, but you're hot. :D
Pssst. Put in a good word for me Rick. :D

phebus
06-05-2007, 08:29 PM
That was said in the most married of ways :D
just complimenting you on your woman Bilgie. :)

John.
06-05-2007, 08:29 PM
my wife thinks Havaskank is hot too. nice to meet ya this past weekend.

HavaSkank
06-05-2007, 08:32 PM
I see what you're doing there Mister. Trying to make a fat girl with an overbite feel good about herself for a minute, so you can pick me last for kickball.
It's a sweet gesture, BUT IM ONTO YOU! Ya freakin' playground bully you.

acatitude
06-05-2007, 08:32 PM
my wife thinks Havaskank is hot too. nice to meet ya this past weekend.
god wait till Jordy sees this one ......;)

CBadDad
06-05-2007, 08:33 PM
Sorry to blow your cover, but you're hot. :D
I know, but she's anti-hose draggers. :redface:

phebus
06-05-2007, 08:37 PM
I know, but she's anti-hose draggers. :redface:
That's because she was on a boat with a BC. It would turn me off to them too. :)

Havasu1986
06-05-2007, 08:38 PM
I LOVE to watch a woman with an overbite when she "arrives" http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1069/kingee8.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Easy mormon boy...don't you have enough wives..:mad: I've been watching Big Love on HBO lately. :D

grads2112
06-05-2007, 08:39 PM
god wait till Jordy sees this one ......;)
He won't come in here...this thread is about women. He doesn't want the competition.

HavaSkank
06-05-2007, 08:40 PM
my wife thinks Havaskank is hot too. nice to meet ya this past weekend.
It's great to be able to put faces with dorky internet names now. Im glad I was able to flag you guys down at the sandbar. Next time we'll make sure you have a VW bug as an anchor.
And Phebus (you're too kind ;) )

Devil's Advocate
06-05-2007, 08:43 PM
The more the better, that way when I fall asleep during sex, they have each other to talk to :sleeping: :D
Wait, you fall asleep DURING sex? :D Shouldn't that be after sex?:idea:

HavaSkank
06-05-2007, 08:44 PM
I know, but she's anti-hose draggers. :redface:
Im anti knuckle draggers.... which now that I think of it, that description fits a couple firemen I've dated.
Now HOSE DRAGGER, there's an entertaining thought :devil: I want to meet a man who has to wear shorts that go down to his ankles

Devil's Advocate
06-05-2007, 08:45 PM
Im anti knuckle draggers.... which now that I think of it, that description fits a couple firemen I've dated.
Now HOSE DRAGGER, there's an entertaining thought :devil: I want to meet a man who has to wear shorts that go down to his ankles
Don't we all honey, don't we all.:D :D

phebus
06-05-2007, 08:46 PM
Im anti knuckle draggers.... which now that I think of it, that description fits a couple firemen I've dated.
Now HOSE DRAGGER, there's an entertaining thought :devil: I want to meet a man who has to wear shorts that go down to his ankles
What if you fit into both catagories? ;)

Havasu1986
06-05-2007, 08:47 PM
Im anti knuckle draggers.... which now that I think of it, that description fits a couple firemen I've dated.
Now HOSE DRAGGER, there's an entertaining thought :devil: I want to meet a man who has to wear shorts that go down to his ankles.
Now what does that say about you. :eek:

HavaSkank
06-05-2007, 08:47 PM
I love a man with a sturdy woody

Devil's Advocate
06-05-2007, 08:48 PM
I wear shorts down to my ankles, but it's to hide my wooden legs
Not quite the stiff wood we like.:idea: :D

phebus
06-05-2007, 08:52 PM
One time they caught on fire and I burned to ground :eek:
:D
The parrot on your shoulder should have pissed it out.

HavaSkank
06-05-2007, 08:52 PM
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Now what does that say about you. :eek:
It says Im really cavernous and having sex with me is like parking a moped in an aircraft hanger.....like tossing a pickle down a hallway....like stirring Lake Mead with a coffee straw.

Devil's Advocate
06-05-2007, 08:52 PM
One time they caught on fire and I burned to ground :eek:
:D
Oh shit, lmao!:D

Devil's Advocate
06-05-2007, 08:54 PM
It says Im really cavernous and having sex with me is like parking a moped in an aircraft hanger.....like tossing a pickle down a hallway....like stirring Lake Mead with a coffee straw.
ROTFLMFAO!!:D

HavaSkank
06-05-2007, 08:54 PM
[QUOTE=The Bilge Idiot;2603700]One time they caught on fire and I burned to ground :eek:
F'ing Aye! Water came out my nose on that one

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 08:56 PM
One time they caught on fire and I burned to ground :eek:
:D
fockin bilge, only man, onlllly you:D :D

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 08:58 PM
That's because she was on a boat with a BC. It would turn me off to them too. :)
so let me get this straight. you actually saw HAVASKANK and DIDNT take pics???? wth man? there are lock-up facilities for people like you, there are so many laws against that. :jawdrop: :D :D :D :D

Havasu1986
06-05-2007, 08:58 PM
It says Im really cavernous and having sex with me is like parking a moped in an aircraft hanger.....like tossing a pickle down a hallway....like stirring Lake Mead with a coffee straw.
So a miners cap and a 2x4 on the a$$ must be in order.

HavaSkank
06-05-2007, 09:00 PM
Im kinda like Nessy and Sasquash and an honest man. Sure, people SAY I exsist, but there's really no hard evidence.

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:02 PM
Im kinda like Nessy and Sasquash and an honest man. Sure, people SAY I exsist, but there's really no hard evidence.
i remember bilge sayin the same thing and theres a pic of him out there somewhere:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-05-2007, 09:02 PM
Im kinda like Nessy and Sasquash and an honest man. Sure, people SAY I exsist, but there's really no hard evidence.
we have a way of getting pics.. Well I think we do. LOL:jawdrop: :D :D

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:02 PM
Im kinda like Nessy and Sasquash and an honest man. Sure, people SAY I exsist, but there's really no hard evidence.
i just caught that, :jawdrop: :D :D :D

boatsnblondes
06-05-2007, 09:02 PM
It says Im really cavernous and having sex with me is like parking a moped in an aircraft hanger.....like tossing a pickle down a hallway....like stirring Lake Mead with a coffee straw.
I'd hit it...give me a moment to strap a 2x4 to my ass and I'll be right with ya....

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-05-2007, 09:03 PM
i remember bilge sayin the same thing and theres a pic of him out there somewhere:D
where I have not seen one yet?

Havasu1986
06-05-2007, 09:03 PM
Im kinda like Nessy and Sasquash and an honest man. Sure, people SAY I exsist, but there's really no hard evidence.
So getting a good picture of you is like getting a pic of the Loch Ness Monster.:confused:

phebus
06-05-2007, 09:03 PM
so let me get this straight. you actually saw HAVASKANK and DIDNT take pics???? wth man? there are lock-up facilities for people like you, there are so many laws against that. :jawdrop: :D :D :D :D
I still have her locked in my basement (bilge). I'll take pictures when I'm done with her. :D

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:04 PM
where I have not seen one yet?
he snuck into a secret society called isl and showed one:D :D

Devil's Advocate
06-05-2007, 09:04 PM
http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/875/dancinguyob2.gif (http://imageshack.us)
There's always something new moving in your sig line and just noticed the Bilge Brothers now.:D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-05-2007, 09:05 PM
he snuck into a secret society called isl and showed one:D :D
what the heck is ISL..:confused: :D

Tom Brown
06-05-2007, 09:05 PM
... you're hot. :D
Absolutely, but is she skanky?

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:06 PM
what the heck is ISL..:confused: :D
its a total top secret hang out for the evil people that, well its top secret:jawdrop: :D :D

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:06 PM
Here it is
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/Woodenedsel/Assclown.gif
liar liar liar, we all know you have brown hair:D

phebus
06-05-2007, 09:07 PM
Absolutely, but is she skanky?
Spunky :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-05-2007, 09:07 PM
its a total top secret hang out for the evil people that, well its top secret:jawdrop: :D :D
:jawdrop: no fair..:cry: :D

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:08 PM
:jawdrop: no fair..:cry: :D
shhhhh, they dont let just anyone in there, you gotta have a pic of yourself posted on here first:idea: :D
unless your havaskanks twin sister anyway:D

HavaSkank
06-05-2007, 09:09 PM
Absolutely, but is she skanky?
Im so skanky I make Courtney Love look like Princess Di

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-05-2007, 09:09 PM
:) shhhhh, they dont let just anyone in there, you gotta have a pic of yourself posted on here first:idea: :D
unless your havaskanks twin sister anyway:D
:jawdrop: what pics.. are you a member? :)

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-05-2007, 09:12 PM
I've had one in my avi a couple of times
:jawdrop: and how did I miss that.:jawdrop: :confused:

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:12 PM
:)
:jawdrop: what pics.. are you a member? :)
its a must that you have pics of yourself, any pics of yourself, ta get in....and yes im a top secret member of isl and thats just cause i bought my way in and pay everyone to talk to me. that and im old so they all feel sorry for me:jawdrop: :D :D

EAZYKILLER2006
06-05-2007, 09:12 PM
:jawdrop: no fair..:cry: :D
TELL BRE TO HOOK IT UP
OPEN THEM DARN DOORS

Forkin' Crazy
06-05-2007, 09:13 PM
One time they caught on fire and I burned to ground :eek:
:D
You didn't make a wish to a genie that your slong was so long it would touch the ground did you? LMAO!!!!:)

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:13 PM
I've had one in my avi a couple of times
i fricken knew it, im gonna hunt that pic down somewhere:D :D

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:14 PM
TELL BRE TO HOOK IT UP
OPEN THEM DARN DOORS
she already did, everyone is welcome, unless jordy dont like ya:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-05-2007, 09:17 PM
TELL BRE TO HOOK IT UP
OPEN THEM DARN DOORS
so it's Bre's site..

Throttle
06-05-2007, 09:19 PM
I've got pics.... I promissed to keep tham to myself...
listen here sweetie... hide....

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:19 PM
so it's Bre's site.. I am a member then.:D :devil:
i thought so.....:D

HavaSkank
06-05-2007, 09:20 PM
I still have her locked in my basement (bilge). I'll take pictures when I'm done with her. :D
By the way, I LOVE what you've done with the basement. The old man in the cage next to me with the sideburns and BeDazzled polyester suit looks familar. The chains are chaffing a bit, can we go back to using redvine licorice again..that was fun!

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-05-2007, 09:21 PM
i thought so.....:D
But I don't post in it.. Bre is a good friend of ours.. :)

Tom Brown
06-05-2007, 09:21 PM
I've got pics.... I promissed to keep tham to myself...
I have pics and I've made no such promise. :D
... perhaps it's time for Lady Skank to make a grand entrance?

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:21 PM
Im so skanky I make Courtney Love look like Princess Di
consider this line stolen:D :D

Havasu1986
06-05-2007, 09:22 PM
I've got pics.... I promissed to keep tham to myself...
listen here sweetie... hide....
Bust them out Throttle boy. :D

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:22 PM
But I don't post in it.. Bre is a good friend of ours.. :)
she has all kinds of friends, but we dont know what you look like so pics are a must..... and i might have met ya, not sure:D

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:24 PM
I've got pics.... I promissed to keep tham to myself...
listen here sweetie... hide....
fricken troublemaker, i'll have charmer smack ya a good one if we dont see pics:D

HavaSkank
06-05-2007, 09:25 PM
I have pics and I've made no such promise. :D
... perhaps it's time for Lady Skank to make a grand entrance?
There can be no grand entrance. My mug has already been plastered on here. Phebus is setting up a big disappointment for anyone with taste!

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:28 PM
I have pics and I've made no such promise. :D
... perhaps it's time for Lady Skank to make a grand entrance?
ok bub lets see your cards, i think just her vocabulary is hot, id like ta think shes just skanky lookin:D :D

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 09:28 PM
There can be no grand entrance. My mug has already been plastered on here. Phebus is setting up a big disappointment for anyone with taste!
fibber
:D

Tom Brown
06-05-2007, 09:28 PM
Phebus is setting up a big disappointment for anyone with taste!
Speaking of taste, I'm going to rattle the salt shaker right now.
Goodnight, all. :)

Devil's Advocate
06-05-2007, 09:30 PM
Speaking of taste, I'm going to rattle the salt shaker right now.
Goodnight, all. :)
Night T.:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-05-2007, 09:30 PM
she has all kinds of friends, but we dont know what you look like so pics are a must..... and i might have met ya, not sure:D
I don't think we have met. Not sure though.. I haven't posted pics for over two years or so.. so there are none in the ***boat system do to upgrades and deleted threads. :)

Havasu1986
06-05-2007, 09:31 PM
There can be no grand entrance. My mug has already been plastered on here. Phebus is setting up a big disappointment for anyone with taste!
Have you seen Phebus mug. :D

Havasu1986
06-05-2007, 10:05 PM
Nope
(hint, hint chop, chop)
Where you been B.I. They post pics of him all the time. :confused:

Throttle
06-05-2007, 10:10 PM
fricken troublemaker, i'll have charmer smack ya a good one if we dont see pics:D
dont threaten me with a good time...

76ANTHONY
06-05-2007, 10:11 PM
dont threaten me with a good time...
yeah i thought about that, hell id like her ta smack me around, its been a while since the last one:D

Throttle
06-05-2007, 10:15 PM
yeah i thought about that, hell id like her ta smack me around, its been a while since the last one:D
i think almost 8 months ago for me...

Riverdog1
06-05-2007, 10:33 PM
Im so skanky I make Courtney Love look like Princess Di
WOW! OK, now you got my attention!:devil: LOL

HOOTER SLED-
06-06-2007, 03:55 AM
All this cacklin' and no pic? WTF???????????:)

Garrddogg
06-06-2007, 06:01 AM
Hey Skank it was nice to meet you this weekend!!:D

Todd969
06-06-2007, 06:11 AM
Phebus mug:D
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r103/todd969/101_2457.jpg?t=1181139045

HavaSkank
06-06-2007, 06:16 AM
That's one sexy biatch!

Todd969
06-06-2007, 06:20 AM
Throttle about to skin Phebus and slap him on the grille.
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r103/todd969/101_2501.jpg?t=1181139556
:D

HavaSkank
06-06-2007, 06:47 AM
Okay, I met team-knucklehead on the right, who are the other two characters?

76ANTHONY
06-06-2007, 06:52 AM
Phebus mug:D
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r103/todd969/101_2457.jpg?t=1181139045
hey he said he was TOM BROWN:D :D :D

Todd969
06-06-2007, 06:56 AM
Okay, I met team-knucklehead on the right, who are the other two characters?
That's me and Ron Gibson you ditz:D

HavaSkank
06-06-2007, 07:00 AM
Im so confused. I think I met too many people right after my second hit on the crackpipe. Im sorry Todd, I thought you were the dude with the longer hair.
This is how I got fired from my job at The UN

73kona455
06-06-2007, 07:10 AM
hey he said he was TOM BROWN:D :D :D
you should have known that wasnt Tom Brown.. there are no bran muffins in sight..:D :D :D :D

Mrs.Racer277
06-06-2007, 07:14 AM
Im so confused. I think I met too many people right after my second hit on the crackpipe. Im sorry Todd, I thought you were the dude with the longer hair.
This is how I got fired from my job at The UN
That sounds like Carey :)

Todd969
06-06-2007, 07:16 AM
That sounds like Carey :)
Nope, Carey was in Vegas. I think Ms. Skank was about 18 coors lights in when she approached us:D

Mrs.Racer277
06-06-2007, 07:18 AM
Nope, Carey was in Vegas. I think Ms. Skank was about 18 coors lights in when she approached us:D
LOL :D

HavaSkank
06-06-2007, 07:18 AM
I think you're right. Everyone started looking like the cast of Mob Squad after beer #8

76ANTHONY
06-06-2007, 07:27 AM
you should have known that wasnt Tom Brown.. there are no bran muffins in sight..:D :D :D :D
i knew who he was, but when he said it i was on my 7th beer and he caught me off guard:jawdrop: :D :D :D

OutCole'd
06-06-2007, 11:30 AM
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7922/monopolyphebuslw1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
:D :D :D :D
LMAO!!!!!!!!!:D