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whiteworks
06-07-2007, 01:37 PM
I know I am what about you?
were you born that way or did you got to school for it?

Magic34
06-07-2007, 01:39 PM
When I became the boss, I converted to a$$holeness.
I used to be nice.

Jordy
06-07-2007, 01:44 PM
A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!! Assholio!!! Gotta love that song!!! :D :D :D
My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole. ;)

RiverDave
06-07-2007, 01:44 PM
<----- Nice guy..
And that f'ing saying holds true. "Nice guys finish last.
River"Bringing up the rear with the gear"Dave

Havasu_Dreamin
06-07-2007, 01:47 PM
I'm not only an asshole but an opinionated one.....as verified by someone on here the one and only time I met the person....

vee-driven
06-07-2007, 01:56 PM
I'm generally a nice guy, but if push comes to shove i'll stad you in the face if i have too. lol

wright27
06-07-2007, 02:22 PM
I am told I am an asshole quite often.:devil:

Chipster27
06-07-2007, 02:24 PM
I know I am what about you?
were you born that way or did you got to school for it?
I used to be the whole ass, now I'm just an asshole. No schooling, picked it up through On The Job training and some correspondance classes.

lucky
06-07-2007, 02:25 PM
I know I am what about you?
were you born that way or did you got to school for it?
Do bears shit in the woods ?

HM
06-07-2007, 02:28 PM
Do bears shit in the woods ?
You are the Synergy Asshole, where the hole is greater than the sum of the parts. :D

HM
06-07-2007, 02:30 PM
Oh, and I am the intellectual asshole, where you don't realize I just told you to go fukk yourself until about 30 minutes after our conversation ended. :D

Aqua Boogie1
06-07-2007, 02:31 PM
Im the super, boss whatever you want to call it. I got my azzholeness about 13yrs ago.;) :D

Big Warlock
06-07-2007, 02:34 PM
I am when I need to be. :)

Cigalert
06-07-2007, 02:35 PM
I didn't become an a$$hole, people just got dumber and the result is I'm viewed as a cock hole.
If people would just replace some $hit in their heads with a few marbles and a pinch of saw dust we might be able see eye to eye.

Cheap Thrills
06-07-2007, 02:37 PM
me an asshole ? No,, That's Mr. Asshole to you ! :D
C.T. :wink:

phebus
06-07-2007, 02:48 PM
I, am a nice asshole. :D

CarBizIndio
06-07-2007, 02:57 PM
I'm not one when compared to you people :D

dumbandyoung
06-07-2007, 03:01 PM
I vary from hour to hour. My objective is to be nice. But I cant control my asshole nature at sometimes. It just does it on its own. :D
I guess thats just the asshole in me. lol

topless
06-07-2007, 03:02 PM
take the asshole test and find out
http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e

Cheap Thrills
06-07-2007, 03:08 PM
take the asshole test and find out
http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e
I am 59% Asshole/Bitch.
Sort of Assholy or Bitchy!
You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? Fućk ‘em.
Thanks. It would have been a higher % but I lied a couple of times. Assholes do that ya know :D
C.T. :wink:

maxwedge
06-07-2007, 03:08 PM
Yep. Even got my own Hot Boat thread about it.
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107108

BshyBvrGirl
06-07-2007, 03:16 PM
Yep. Even got my own Hot Boat thread about it.
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107108
wtf??!!! where the hell have you been????

XFactor
06-07-2007, 03:24 PM
I'm definatley an A'hole. My wife would be the 1st to tell ya. Even my friend would.............oh wait, he does't speak to me anymore. I pissed him off about something. :D ;) :D

maxwedge
06-07-2007, 03:27 PM
wtf??!!! where the hell have you been????
Jesus, ya stalker. I didn't go anywhere. Haven't even left the state in six months or so. What, have you just been waiting around for the last month for me to post something in the Sandbar.:D

Assume The Position
06-07-2007, 03:28 PM
As a co-worker of mine once said about me..."he is a total and complete a$$hole who speaks the truth and wont hold anything back.. but he will give you the shirt off his back"

Xlration Marine
06-07-2007, 03:32 PM
Well, um ?? Depends on the day.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-437455229414929331&sourceid=searchfeed

BshyBvrGirl
06-07-2007, 03:41 PM
Jesus, ya stalker. I didn't go anywhere. Haven't even left the state in six months or so. What, have you just been waiting around for the last month for me to post something in the Sandbar.:D
yup...ya got me...:D
I paged you a few weeks back just to make sure you weren't dead....aren't I sweet :D

SPOCKER
06-07-2007, 03:42 PM
been an @$$hole since day one !!!! :D :)

havaduner
06-07-2007, 03:52 PM
My wife says I'm an Asshole,
the test says I'm 75% Asshole, so that tells me I can improve, my goal is 98%;)

HM
06-07-2007, 04:03 PM
take the asshole test and find out
http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e
26% according to that test
You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.
It really is hard not to like the 3 legged midget. :D

SPOCKER
06-07-2007, 04:29 PM
According to the test i am 87% asshole :idea:

AirtimeLavey
06-07-2007, 04:29 PM
Only when seriously provoked or when I'm driving....guess I learned it.

Kim Hanson
06-07-2007, 04:54 PM
I am 53% Azzhole/Bitch.
You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit azzholes and bitches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? Fock ‘em..........( . )( . )........:D :D

Devil's Advocate
06-07-2007, 05:04 PM
I'm not one when compared to you people :D
:D
According to the test i am 87% asshole :idea:
Wow, what an asshole!:D :D
Here's my results.:D
I am 25% Asshole/Bitch.
You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.

pw_Tony
06-07-2007, 05:36 PM
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT:devil: :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-07-2007, 05:40 PM
well I guess I can be an a$$hole and a Biatch.. so my answer would be yes..:D

Jordy
06-07-2007, 07:05 PM
Wow, so I took the test and I can't believe the results:
I am 86% Asshole/Bitch.
Thought it would be much higher!!! :(
I said maybe to the question about whether or not people walk on eggshells around me. Think that might have thrown things off. :D :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-07-2007, 07:10 PM
Wow, so I took the test and I can't believe the results:
I am 86% Asshole/Bitch.
Thought it would be much higher!!! :(
I said maybe to the question about whether or not people walk on eggshells around me. Think that might have thrown things off. :D :D :D
I am only at 27%.. i think if lied to me.:D

Devil's Advocate
06-07-2007, 07:12 PM
I am only at 27%.. i think if lied to me.:D
Thank God they don't take HB posts into consideration..:D :D
And don't ask CRZYBTCH!:D

woody56
06-07-2007, 07:15 PM
:idea:

HavaSkank
06-07-2007, 07:18 PM
Im not so much of an asshole...Im more like a crusty sphincter

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-07-2007, 07:25 PM
Thank God they don't take HB posts into consideration..:D :D
And don't ask CRZYBTCH!:D
I'm tellin you.. I would be at 100 % :jawdrop: :D

ClownRoyal
06-07-2007, 07:55 PM
100% all the time. And if you don't like it then F U.

Kim Hanson
06-07-2007, 08:06 PM
100% all the time. And if you don't like it then F U.
I can see why, Coeur d'Alene IDahoooooo! I was there once............( . )( . ).........:D :D Bad road trip............

hoolign
06-07-2007, 08:17 PM
I know I am what about you?
were you born that way or did you got to school for it?
What a stupid fukkin thread! Nuthin better to do than come up with horseshit like this?? :mad:

zudnic
06-07-2007, 08:23 PM
Only 86% a-hole must try harder, must try even harder at the other test only 91% Promiscuous. :idea:

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-07-2007, 08:28 PM
Damn!! there sure are alot of a$$holes in this thread. :D :D :D :D

Devil's Advocate
06-07-2007, 08:33 PM
100% all the time. And if you don't like it then F U.
And F U too!
There's that 25% talking :D
Damn!! there sure are alot of a$$holes in this thread. :D :D :D :D
You can say that again.:D :D :D

phebus
06-07-2007, 08:33 PM
Cork suckin' fargin icehole. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-07-2007, 08:34 PM
And F U too!
There's that 25% talking :D
You can say that again.:D :D :D
:D :D

I'mTheBeaver
06-07-2007, 08:56 PM
This was a word I enjoyed calling my little brother when we were kids (when he didn't want to play video games with me, and when he did, he would often times beat me. :D)
UNTIL one day, my dad asked me what that word meant. "Is it this? Sabuh (meaning, belly button in his native language)?", he asked pointing to his navel.
I couldn't help but laugh; wondering where his interpretation of the word may have been inferred. Did my dad really think I was using terms of endearment with my little brother when I was storming away from the video game console like the little brat I was?
Then (shooting myself in the foot) I explained to him the true meaning of that word.
Needless to say, I couldn't call my little brother by that name anymore.
:idea: Must...think...of another word my dad will not understand. Any suggestions?

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-07-2007, 08:59 PM
This was a word I enjoyed calling my little brother when we were kids (when he didn't want to play video games with me, and when he did, he would often times beat me. :D)
UNTIL one day, my dad asked me what that word meant. "Is it this? Sabuh (meaning, belly button in his native language)?", he asked pointing to his navel.
I couldn't help but laugh; wondering where his interpretation of the word may have been inferred. Did my dad really think I was using terms of endearment with my little brother when I was storming away from the video game console like the little brat I was?
Then (shooting myself in the foot) I explained to him the true meaning of that word.
Needless to say, I couldn't call my little brother by that name anymore.
:idea: Must...think...of another word my dad will not understand. Any suggestions?
in my best baby voice from meet the Fockers.
asssssssssshhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhooooollle.:D :D :sqeyes: :D :D

hoolign
06-07-2007, 09:01 PM
I didn't see any of you "wannabee's" raise your hand and I damn sure didn't call on you so STFU? I really don't appreciate all you pussies tryin for my title->you ain't there yet! Go back to sandbox 101.
Rio
Oh STFU ..puppy! :D

I'mTheBeaver
06-07-2007, 09:09 PM
in my best baby voice from meet the Fockers.
asssssssssshhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhooooollle.:D :D :sqeyes: :D :D
Me like.
LOL...I think that'll confuse my dad enough; he won't even have a clue!

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-07-2007, 09:13 PM
Me like.
LOL...I think that'll confuse my dad enough; he won't even have a clue!
LMAO!!:D :D

Kim Hanson
06-07-2007, 09:15 PM
I didn't see any of you "wannabee's" raise your hand and I damn sure didn't call on you so STFU? I really don't appreciate all you pussies tryin for my title->you ain't there yet! Go back to sandbox 101.
Rio
I didn't want to some one would attack me :idea: :idea: I run with the pack, it's rough but someone has to do it............( . )( . )........:D :D So STFU !

Kim Hanson
06-07-2007, 09:16 PM
Oh STFU ..puppy! :D
and stay on the porch :idea: .............( . )( . )............:D :D

topless
06-07-2007, 09:45 PM
I didn't want to some one would attack me :idea: :idea: I run with the pack, it's rough but someone has to do it............( . )( . )........:D :D So STFU !
Kim Kim Kim..........I read posts alot of times not looking at who's posting them. Many times I laugh or agree. Sometimes I even disagree but am always following the thread. It seems odd that everytime I think WTF!!!!! I look back and it is your post. Can you please post relevantly to the topic so we don't all have to go buy Hansolators?????
Thank you in advance.
Topless:)

79centurion
06-07-2007, 10:37 PM
I was born that way. I am an a$$hole jr. as my mom says(shouldnt have named me jr.)
Dan

SPOCKER
06-07-2007, 10:46 PM
:D
Wow, what an asshole!:D :D
Here's my results.:D
I am 25% Asshole/Bitch.
You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.
I try to be nice but people just find a way to piss me off :devil: :D

wright27
06-08-2007, 06:26 AM
take the asshole test and find out
http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=dd4c0ca6-a554-4cbe-b0e7-bc17462a412e
I was honest and ranked 67% asshole.

adjones419
06-10-2007, 05:58 PM
You are all assholes, but I'm not :devil:
Just got back from the track, what a great weekend of dragboat racing!