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rrrr
06-11-2007, 11:26 AM
.......and thinking. His wife is doing dishes. He sez to her "I bet you can't think of something to say that will make me happy and sad at the same time....."
So she pauses for a minute and then replies "Your dick is bigger than your brother's".
:jawdrop: :D :D
Nord
06-11-2007, 11:27 AM
:)
Nord
06-11-2007, 11:27 AM
:)
BigTicket
06-11-2007, 11:48 AM
.......and thinking. His wife is doing dishes. He sez to her "I bet you can't think of something to say that will make me happy and sad at the same time....."
So she pauses for a minute and then replies "Your dick is bigger than your brother's".
:jawdrop: :D :D
Is that a true story?
rrrr
06-11-2007, 11:55 AM
Is that a true story?
Why, yes. Everything you read on the Hot Boat forums is true. Unlike other places on the internet, everyone here is considerate, friendly, and truthful.
Noob. :D
RitcheyRch
06-11-2007, 11:59 AM
Thats hilarious
BigTicket
06-11-2007, 12:00 PM
Why, yes. Everything you read on the Hot Boat forums is true. Unlike other places on the internet, everyone here is considerate, friendly, and truthful.
Noob. :D
Was just playing. I thought it was pretty funny.
WYRD
06-11-2007, 12:18 PM
.......and thinking. His wife is doing dishes. He sez to her "I bet you can't think of something to say that will make me happy and sad at the same time....."
So she pauses for a minute and then replies "Your dick is bigger than your brother's".
:jawdrop: :D :D
so how did you respond:confused: :D
Roaddogg 4040
06-11-2007, 12:35 PM
He proably told her that her tits were bigger that her sisters and tasted better...
Steve
rrrr
06-11-2007, 12:57 PM
so how did you respond:confused: :D
I didn't say anything......I have four brothers and didn't want to know if she said "brothers" meaning the singular possessive or the plural possessive. :jawdrop: :D :D
HavaSkank
06-11-2007, 01:02 PM
The double whammy would be, "and your brother apparently drinks lots of pineapple juice"
lucky
06-11-2007, 01:07 PM
The double whammy would be, "and your brother apparently drinks lots of pineapple juice"
so is that whole pineapple /straberry thing true lol - i read that in Maxum one day - the ex wife wouldn't suck dick if her life depended on it
rrrr
06-11-2007, 01:12 PM
so is that whole pineapple /straberry thing true lol - i read that in Maxum one day - the ex wife wouldn't suck dick if her life depended on it
You shouldn't have let one bad experience turn you away from woman for the rest of your life, lucky......:jawdrop: :D