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SummerBreeze
06-12-2007, 03:48 PM
What the hell is up with this shat "Women of Needs"
You ladies are making a big movement over the last 30 years but I dont think it's working for you.
The devorce rate is the highest it's ever been....
75% to 80% the lady is the one that splits first
We men have needs to :D

76ANTHONY
06-12-2007, 03:49 PM
dam womenzis:D

rivrrts429
06-12-2007, 04:09 PM
Women of needs means:
I need to get the f**k outta here and take half his money:D :D
couldnt resist

photo chick
06-12-2007, 04:53 PM
Women........don't ya love em' :D

Devil's Advocate
06-12-2007, 04:56 PM
Haters!:D

HavaSkank
06-12-2007, 04:56 PM
The only thing I "NEED" is to teach my vibrator how to mow the lawn and take out the trash.

HokeySon
06-12-2007, 04:58 PM
The only thing I "NEED" is to teach my vibrator how to mow the lawn and take out the trash.
Nah, get a wife, she can do that stuff, then cook and clean too!

HighRoller
06-12-2007, 05:29 PM
The only thing I "NEED" is to teach my vibrator how to mow the lawn and take out the trash.
Dammit girl.:sqeyes:

HavaSkank
06-12-2007, 05:30 PM
Im a big fan of the penis.

wsuwrhr
06-12-2007, 05:31 PM
"Can't we all just get along?"

wsuwrhr
06-12-2007, 05:31 PM
Im a big fan of the penis.
nice

HavaSkank
06-12-2007, 05:35 PM
That statement was made in defense over the suggestion I shack up with a broad to do my chores for me (sexist bastard)

photo chick
06-12-2007, 05:56 PM
The only thing I "NEED" is to teach my vibrator how to mow the lawn and take out the trash.
and pick up the dog crap in the yard too!!!:D

Phat Matt
06-12-2007, 06:05 PM
and pick up the dog crap in the yard too!!!:D
Speaking of dog crap, did you know the older it gets, the easier it is to pick up? Kind of like women. :D

photo chick
06-12-2007, 06:08 PM
Speaking of dog crap, did you know the older it gets, the easier it is to pick up? Kind of like women. :D
Ouch! funny though......:)
When it gets real old it's dried out and full of bugs...........kinda like men...:D

Devil's Advocate
06-12-2007, 06:10 PM
Speaking of dog crap, did you know the older it gets, the easier it is to pick up? Kind of like women. :D
Ouch! funny though......:)
When it gets real old it's dried out and full of bugs...........kinda like men...:D
LOL..:D

wsuwrhr
06-12-2007, 06:11 PM
Sorry about that Ol'Rio, he mentioned he would call in the morning.
I didn't get "The Call" until about 4 and I was ass deep in machinery.
By the time I got the message it was after five and I figured he wasn't around.
Brian
Brian, (as I've been sittin here waitin for your call all day long,) that's gotta be the DUMBEST thing I've ever read! We're talking about FEMALES here!lol
Besides cookin and cleanin, there's only 3 other things they're good for an gettin along ain't 1 of them.
Rio:D

HavaSkank
06-12-2007, 06:43 PM
Speaking of dog crap, did you know the older it gets, the easier it is to pick up? Kind of like women. :D
Im kinda like that 5 hour old turd in the grass, just after the automatic sprinklers turned off. Sure, you can pick it up, it just requires a little more finesse and a sturdy tool

Phat Matt
06-12-2007, 06:50 PM
Im kinda like that 5 hour old turd in the grass, just after the automatic sprinklers turned off. Sure, you can pick it up, it just requires a little more finesse and a sturdy tool
Sounds like too much work. :D

Devil's Advocate
06-12-2007, 06:51 PM
Im kinda like that 5 hour old turd in the grass, just after the automatic sprinklers turned off. Sure, you can pick it up, it just requires a little more finesse and a sturdy tool
WT?? LMAO!!:D :D

boatsnblondes
06-12-2007, 07:35 PM
Can't live with 'em, can't bury them in the backyard....sheesh......:rolleyes:

Dezertrider
06-12-2007, 07:37 PM
I have allways said that women are no dam good :)

Misogynist
06-12-2007, 07:38 PM
Haters!:D
Who?........ Me?......... :devil:

Devil's Advocate
06-12-2007, 07:39 PM
Who?........ Me?......... :devil:
What a shock for you to show up on a woman bashing thread.:D

Misogynist
06-12-2007, 07:40 PM
God created women because sheep can't wash dishes!... :D

HavaSkank
06-12-2007, 07:41 PM
I have allways said that women are no dam good :)
So do your parents know you've come out?

Devil's Advocate
06-12-2007, 07:42 PM
God created women because sheep can't wash dishes!... :D
Yeah and for you guys to stop harrassing all those poor barn yard animals.:D

Misogynist
06-12-2007, 07:46 PM
Yeah and for you guys to stop harrassing all those poor barn yard animals.:D
I figured you were near by... hahahahahahah........ :D

Riverdog1
06-12-2007, 08:01 PM
Speaking of dog crap, did you know the older it gets, the easier it is to pick up? Kind of like women. :D
Almost fell outta my chair with that one...:D :D In AZ, they turn into a powdered donut...LMAO:D :D
Now days marriage is a scam. It's legal extortion. It's a piece of paper that entitles her to half.:mad: She can take half and move on the the next idiot. It's like the old Welfare scheme where the more kids you pump out the bigger your check to sit on your ass.
Sorry, you got me started. I had to write a check for 150K and give up most everyhing I owned, then the next one came in and took the rest.:mad: :mad:
I guess the helmet was placed on the wrong head:D :D

Misogynist
06-12-2007, 08:32 PM
Sorry, you got me started. I had to write a check for 150K and give up most everyhing I owned, then the next one came in and took the rest.:mad: :mad:
I guess the helmet was placed on the wrong head:D :D
I learned after my one and only divorce when I had almost nothing to lose. She was looking to economically enslave me for the rest of my life. I got out of that marriage with the shirt on my back. After being married for 3 years and finding out what can happen, I've never gone back. I celebrated my 25th year of being divorced last November!