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shockwaveharry
06-15-2007, 12:01 PM
-Everyone hates cops
-I live next door to mexicans
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we phuk better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont phuk around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you
- The best athletes come from here
-We got disneyland....wut now!
-we call it soda, not pop

sponger_2
06-15-2007, 10:14 PM
i pretty much agree with this whole list, bro!

BajaMike
06-15-2007, 10:17 PM
I don't hate cops........:idea:
And.....if....... "When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont phuk around on the road", you are a f-ing idiot and should be locked up in prison for life......road rage isn't fun or cute or manly....it's deadly and people die....and they usually are the wrong people......

hot4daRVR
06-15-2007, 10:19 PM
-Everyone hates cops
-I live next door to mexicans
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we phuk better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont phuk around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you
- The best athletes come from here
-We got disneyland....wut now!
-we call it soda, not pop
:eek: :idea: :D :D :D :D !!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

Keith E. Sayre
06-15-2007, 10:37 PM
Baja Mike: Your point about road rage is very well taken
but I'm hoping that Shockwave Harry is trying to say that
others do it and why, he just didn't word it right. Harry
and yes that is really his name! is a great person and I'm
certain that he's not trying to promote the rage thing. Sad
thing is, he was actually run over while on a bike and has
had about 23 surgeries in the past several years trying to
walk again. Harry, how's the leg.
Hope to see you soon!
Other than the road rage thing, pretty funny list.
Keith Sayre

Stoneman
06-16-2007, 06:30 AM
I used to be a CALIFORNIAN, but now I live in Havasu, and I'm LIKE very happy DUDE.:)

Dribble
06-16-2007, 07:46 AM
I don't hate cops........:idea:
And.....if....... "When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont phuk around on the road", you are a f-ing idiot and should be locked up in prison for life......road rage isn't fun or cute or manly....it's deadly and people die....and they usually are the wrong people......
Jeez dude, it's a JOKE. Just because we read the JOKE doesn't mean that it is now our new way to deal with traffic. Instead we just snicker at the JOKE. Did I say it was a JOKE.

LEADFOOTjosh
06-16-2007, 07:56 AM
People on these boards get way too up tight. Take it as a joke. and leave it as that. I found it entertaining. even though I dont agree with all what was said..but I read it as a joke.. and nothing more.. my .02 :D :D

Boatcop
06-16-2007, 08:04 AM
-I live in Arizona, want to live in Arizona, or am moving to Arizona.
-When I move to Arizona, I will make it just like California.
-When I get tired of the Arizona that I made just like California, I'll start looking for another State to fock up.

RiverToysJas
06-16-2007, 08:25 AM
-I live in Arizona, want to live in Arizona, or am moving to Arizona.
-When I move to Arizona, I will make it just like California.
-When I get tired of the Arizona that I made just like California, I'll start looking for another State to fock up.
Arizona is not in California??? :confused:

rvr_d8
06-16-2007, 08:29 AM
Jeez dude, it's a JOKE. Just because we read the JOKE doesn't mean that it is now our new way to deal with traffic. Instead we just snicker at the JOKE. Did I say it was a JOKE.
I was chased by 2 guys about 2 months ago at the River (AZ) on my way to the store. Because my truck lights were in the little car's mirror, they thought I had my brights on and the rage began. It was very scary as I was alone.
I did get away from them and I'm lot more cautious now...... BUT, when I read this....I totally took it in the light it was meant....Funny/Joking/being Silly with reality to just have some fun....thats all!
People on these boards get way too up tight. Take it as a joke. and leave it as that. I found it entertaining. even though I dont agree with all what was said..but I read it as a joke.. and nothing more.. my .02 :D :D
Sometimes a thread tends to strike some nerves. However,
This one I found entertaining too. :)
Everyone does need to lighten up a little.....been a weird week of that all over the place!! Smile, be Happy, Laugh as often as you can!:D
The ones that hit a nerve with me.....I just don't read....everyone has an opinion and you know what they say about that:D

BajaMike
06-16-2007, 08:54 AM
Jeez dude, it's a JOKE. Just because we read the JOKE doesn't mean that it is now our new way to deal with traffic. Instead we just snicker at the JOKE. Did I say it was a JOKE.
Sorry.....I just didn't think it was funny......:idea:

LEADFOOTjosh
06-16-2007, 09:06 AM
Sorry.....I just didn't think it was funny......:idea:
well.. you cant make everyone happy.. :D :D :D
so why post anything but just that.. " i dont find it funny" sure would of saved a few mb of bandwidth LOL.. :) :) :)

Sleek-Jet
06-16-2007, 09:07 AM
-I live in Arizona, want to live in Arizona, or am moving to Arizona.
-When I move to Arizona, I will make it just like California.
-When I get tired of the Arizona that I made just like California, I'll start looking for another State to fock up.
I hear Nebraska is nice this time of year... :D

DUNDUN
06-16-2007, 09:08 AM
the slang is great.
"last night i was HELLA FADED BRO, it was CHILL as FUHHH FOR SURE."
im gonna miss high school. hahaha

LEADFOOTjosh
06-16-2007, 09:11 AM
sandals year round.. so true.. I hate shoes.. but forced to wear them for my 9-5..

Sleek-Jet
06-16-2007, 09:12 AM
Colorado has you all beat... bro...
1. You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day
2. You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
3. Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the mountains.
4. You're a meat-eating vegetarian.
5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car and you have your own special bike lane.
6. You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
7. You take your out-of-town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
10. You think that sexy lingerie is wool socks and flannel PJs.
11. You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and spring blizzards
12. You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU victory.
13. You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
14. You can drive over a 12,000-foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
15. You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista.
16. When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
17. Your car insurance costs more than your car.
18. You have surge protectors on every outlet.
19. April showers bring May blizzards.
20. 'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been.
21. You know what a 'Chinook' is.
22. You know what a 'Rocky Mountain Oyster' is.
23. You know what a "fourteener" is.
24. But you don't know what a "turn signal" is.
25. A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a Democrat in Congress does.
26. Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning rod.
27. You know who Alfred Packer was and what he did.
28. You know who Baby Doe Tabor was.
29. SPF 90 is not out of the question.
30. People from out of state breathe 5 times as often as you do.
31. Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange.
32. Thunder has set off your car alarm.
33. A full moon has never kept you awake at night.
34. You have an $800 stereo in your $300 truck.
35. A sudden loss of cabin pressure is not a big deal.
36. You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.
37. Where we're going, we don't need roads!!
38. You know where Doc Holliday's grave is.
39. You know where Buffalo Bill's grave is.
40. You know where the real "South Park" is.
41. You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight
42. Driving directions usually include 'Go over _________ Pass.'
43. You've 'checked for ticks'
44. You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka with a hood.
45. You've gone snow skiing in July and...
46. You've played golf in January and.....
47. They were in the same year!
48. You've urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could 'run into both oceans'
49. And most important: You get a certain satisfaction knowing that California and Texas are both downstream.
50. You know what a down slope and an up slope weather pattern is ..

BajaMike
06-16-2007, 09:15 AM
:confused:
"23. You know what a "fourteener" is."
What is it??

bordsmnj
06-16-2007, 09:16 AM
i don't hate cops or talk like a fag. most poeple that talk like that are...FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE!:D

RiverToysJas
06-16-2007, 09:19 AM
:confused:
"23. You know what a "fourteener" is."
What is it??
Mountain over 14,000' in height. ;) The tallest of which is IN CALIFORNIA!!!! :D
RTJas :D

Psycho Squid
06-16-2007, 08:18 PM
If California is so great.......why are all of you coming here or want to be here. It's ok.......we already know. stay home enjoy your badass women & Lakes like elsinore. Btw San Fran sissssssssssssssssco was always yours and you can still have it. It's toooooo hot for you cali people here. No really, Way to Hot!......All the a/c and liquor Luges are over there. Guess us peeps in AZ. will just have to look at Disney Land California, I mean Disney Land in California on the 10:00 news. :(

HighRoller
06-16-2007, 08:30 PM
The best thing about driving a truck is you don't have to worry about road ragers. Even if I saw someone pulling out a gun I'd change lanes and they'd become a part of my tread before they could pull the trigger. And one day when some idiot cuts me off at such a short distance that I know I can't stop I'll probably grab a gear and gas on it.
People always complain about how scary trucks are but they never fail to get as close as possible to them. If trucks scare you STAY THE F**K AWAY DUMBASS. Rant over...

hardlyworkin
06-16-2007, 08:49 PM
[b]48. You've urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could 'run into both oceans'
Been there, done that, took a picture. It was freezin a** out that day.

HighRoller
06-16-2007, 08:55 PM
The easiest way to spot a Californian in AZ is by the fact that they have a 1/2 ton 2WD truck lifted 37 inches with 24" rims and the rear end is a foot lower than the front. That and the flat bill, David Hasselhoff glasses, barb wire tats and stupid decals on the back, front and side windows.

shockwaveharry
06-16-2007, 08:58 PM
WoW! I should have kept a closer eye on this one...
Just for the record, Mike, I don't hate cops and I don't have road rage. I'm also not arrogant and I don't go around telling everyone I'm better than them. It was a joke... Sarcasm. Something I copied and pasted cuz I found it entertaining and wanted to share with my friends, thats all. You've been around long enough to know that about me.
Baja Mike: Your point about road rage is very well taken
but I'm hoping that Shockwave Harry is trying to say that
others do it and why, he just didn't word it right. Harry
and yes that is really his name! is a great person and I'm
certain that he's not trying to promote the rage thing. Sad
thing is, he was actually run over while on a bike and has
had about 23 surgeries in the past several years trying to
walk again. Harry, how's the leg.
Hope to see you soon!
Other than the road rage thing, pretty funny list.
Keith Sayre
Thanks for going to bat for me, Keith!
Guess what? The leg is doing great! It's finally growing back together properly and I'll be off the crutches on the third... Just in time for my trip to Havasu! I'll swing by during the week to fill ya in.

EAZYKILLER2006
06-16-2007, 08:58 PM
-I live in Arizona, want to live in Arizona, or am moving to Arizona.
-When I move to Arizona, I will make it just like California.
-When I get tired of the Arizona that I made just like California, I'll start looking for another State to fock up.
:jawdrop:

shockwaveharry
06-16-2007, 09:06 PM
WoW! I should have kept a closer eye on this one...
Just for the record, Mike, I don't hate cops and I don't have road rage. I'm also not arrogant and I don't go around telling everyone I'm better than them. It was a joke... Sarcasm. Something I copied and pasted cuz I found it entertaining and wanted to share with my friends, thats all. You've been around long enough to know that about me.
Baja Mike: Your point about road rage is very well taken
but I'm hoping that Shockwave Harry is trying to say that
others do it and why, he just didn't word it right. Harry
and yes that is really his name! is a great person and I'm
certain that he's not trying to promote the rage thing. Sad
thing is, he was actually run over while on a bike and has
had about 23 surgeries in the past several years trying to
walk again. Harry, how's the leg.
Hope to see you soon!
Other than the road rage thing, pretty funny list.
Keith Sayre
Thanks for going to bat for me, Keith!
Guess what? The leg is doing great! It's finally growing back together properly and I'll be off the crutches on the third... Just in time for my trip to Havasu! I'll swing by during the week to fill ya in.

RVRGIRL
06-16-2007, 09:10 PM
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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Dumb Arizona Laws
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Glendale
Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Globe
Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
Hayden
If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
Maricopa County
No more than six girls may live in any house.
Mesa
It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
Mohave County
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
Nogales
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
Prescott
No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
Tucson
Women may not wear pants.
Tombstone
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
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Ode to Arizona
The Devil wanted a place on earth.
Sort of a summer home:
A place to spend his vacation
Whenever he wanted to roam.
So he picked out Arizona.
A place both wretched and rough.
Here the climate was to his liking
And the cowboys were hardened and tough.
He dried up the streams in the canyons
and ordered no rain to fall:
He dried up the lakes in the valleys,
Then baked and scorched it all.
Then over his barren desert
He transplanted shrubs from Hell.
The cactus, thistle and prickly pear --
The climate suited them well.
Now, the home was much to his liking.
But animal life, he had none:
So he created crawling creatures
That all mankind would shun.
First he made the rattlesnake.
With its forked poisonous tongue:
Taught it to strike and rattle
And how to swallow its young.
Then he made Scorpions and Lizards
And the ugly old Horned Toad.
He placed spiders of every description
Under rocks by the side of the road.
Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter.
Hotter and hotter still.
Until even the cactus wilted
And the old Horned Toad looked ill.
Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom.
As any creator would:
He chuckled a little up his sleeve
And admitted that it was good.
'Twas summer now and Satan lay
By a prickly pear to rest.
The sweat rolled off his wearthy brow.
So he took off his coat and vest.
"By Golly," he finally panted
"I did my job too well.
I'm going back where I came from
Arizona is hotter than Hell!"
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You know you're in Arizona when ...
*You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
*You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
*You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
*You can make instant sun tea.
*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
*The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
*You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
*You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
*Hot water now comes out of both taps.
*It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
*You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
*No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

Phat Matt
06-16-2007, 09:50 PM
If California is so great.......why are all of you coming here or want to be here. It's ok.......we already know. stay home enjoy your badass women & Lakes like elsinore. Btw San Fran sissssssssssssssssco was always yours and you can still have it. It's toooooo hot for you cali people here. No really, Way to Hot!......All the a/c and liquor Luges are over there. Guess us peeps in AZ. will just have to look at Disney Land California, I mean Disney Land in California on the 10:00 news. :(
Last time I checked Menifee was in California. :)

Psycho Squid
06-16-2007, 09:56 PM
Last time I checked Menifee was in California. :)Sorry :D I'll change that...line asap, been full time in havi for 2 years now. thanks for the heads up! :)

Phat Matt
06-16-2007, 10:20 PM
Sorry :D I'll change that...line asap, been full time in havi for 2 years now. thanks for the heads up! :)
That makes more sense now. :D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-17-2007, 12:52 AM
:idea: :) :idea: :rolleyes:
WHO CARES

uselessgrant
06-17-2007, 01:22 AM
until you have tornados you don't have a damn thing to worry about... and that includes earthquakes. greetings from the midwest.. and yeah.. it does get 100 or so here as well. with 100% humidity. SWEATING IS A LESSON IN FUTILITY.!:D

ratso
06-17-2007, 02:08 AM
I don't hate cops........:idea:
And.....if....... "When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont phuk around on the road", you are a f-ing idiot and should be locked up in prison for life......road rage isn't fun or cute or manly....it's deadly and people die....and they usually are the wrong people......
Geezus...:jawdrop: I'll skip the "Texas" version http://www.***boat.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Boatcop
06-17-2007, 05:28 AM
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dumb Arizona Laws
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Glendale
Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Globe
Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
Hayden
If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
Maricopa County
No more than six girls may live in any house.
Mesa
It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
Mohave County
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
Nogales
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
Prescott
No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
Tucson
Women may not wear pants.
Tombstone
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
http://www.snopes.com/legal/arizona.asp

RiverToysJas
06-17-2007, 06:44 AM
The best thing about driving a truck is you don't have to worry about road ragers. Even if I saw someone pulling out a gun I'd change lanes and they'd become a part of my tread before they could pull the trigger. And one day when some idiot cuts me off at such a short distance that I know I can't stop I'll probably grab a gear and gas on it.
People always complain about how scary trucks are but they never fail to get as close as possible to them. If trucks scare you STAY THE F**K AWAY DUMBASS. Rant over...
Long ago, when I was just a lil'Rivertoys....I was transitioning from the 91 to the 5 north....a big 18-wheeler cut me off in a really bully way and I can't remember all the details, but it pissed me off. He was totally using his size against my little car. SO....once we got rollin', I got in front of him, and locked up the brakes. He paniced, and when he was about 3' from my rear bumper I floored it and walked away. My thinking at the time was he's a commercial driver, rearending a car will not go over well with is bosses or insurance company. Though I wasn't going to let him actually hit me, just crap his pants thinking he would! :devil: Definately not the smartest thinkg I've ever done, and it could of gone wrong and affected others, but at the time I was satisified I'd won the battle and put the "I have the biggest vehicle on the road and can do what I want truck driver" back in his place. ;)
Don't try that at home kids! :devil:
RTJas :D

2Driver
06-17-2007, 08:05 AM
-I live in Arizona, want to live in Arizona, or am moving to Arizona.
-When I move to Arizona, I will make it just like California.
-When I get tired of the Arizona that I made just like California, I'll start looking for another State to fock up.
THAT QUALIFIES FOR POST OF THE YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Havasu
Kingman
Sedona
Prescott
Flagstaff
N. Scottsdale
Anthem
Cave Creek

RiverToysJas
06-17-2007, 08:20 AM
THAT QUALIFIES FOR POST OF THE YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Yeah, and it was posted by a guy from CALIFORNIA too!!! ;)
RTJas :D

EAZYKILLER2006
06-17-2007, 09:44 AM
WoW! I should have kept a closer eye on this one...
Just for the record, Mike, I don't hate cops and I don't have road rage. I'm also not arrogant and I don't go around telling everyone I'm better than them. It was a joke... Sarcasm. Something I copied and pasted cuz I found it entertaining and wanted to share with my friends, thats all. You've been around long enough to know that about me.
Thanks for going to bat for me, Keith!
Guess what? The leg is doing great! It's finally growing back together properly and I'll be off the crutches on the third... Just in time for my trip to Havasu! I'll swing by during the week to fill ya in.
hi harry
sooo whats up with the HB SITE ANYMORE?
NOW its where you cant even post a simply joke, with out it turning into drama
i posted this same post up on another site... i got it from phatt matt cus i thought it was f0cking funny as hell
i check out this site to see some funny ass shit not all this :mad:
just sooo sorry you have to hear all this shait ,cus you are one of the coolest guys on this site
hows your leg doing? and when are you going to get off them crutches?
we want to party with you again!;)

2Driver
06-17-2007, 10:12 AM
Yeah, and it was posted by a guy from CALIFORNIA too!!! ;)
RTJas :D
I did 3 years in San Diego myself and HQ'd out of SD for 15 .;)
All good times.

Kachina26
06-17-2007, 10:27 AM
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you
Funny, my opinion is seldom represented with all those jackasses in there!

Slow What
06-17-2007, 11:04 AM
When I move to Arizona, I will make it just like California.
Your Welcome , No Charge for the Improvements :D
Oh sorry , I forgot , I live in S.D. , I just act like I own Arizona when I'm there , Doh !!!:jawdrop: :D j/k well kinda :D

carreraelite
06-17-2007, 11:14 AM
Yeah, and it was posted by a guy from CALIFORNIA too!!! ;)
RTJas :D
Good Place To Be FROM.....:D

hazard
06-18-2007, 06:29 AM
You Know You’re from Ohio When...
-You've never met any celebrities.
-Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
-"Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to Cedar Point or King's Island.
-You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
-You measure distance in minutes.
-The only sports team that matters professionally or otherwise is Ohio State
-Down south to you means Kentucky.
-You know several people who have hit a deer.
-Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
-Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
-You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
-You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
-You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
-Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
-You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
-You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
-You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:"Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
-All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.
-You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
-You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
-You carry jumper cables in your car.
-You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.
-You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
-You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
-You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
-You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
-The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
-You think that deer season is a national holiday.
-You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
-You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly".
-You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
-You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
-You know if another Ohioian is from southern, middle or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouth.
-You can spell words like Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas.
-You know that Serpent Mound was not made by snakes.

Shreve "T"
06-18-2007, 08:10 AM
[QUOTE=Psycho Squid;2624106]If California is so great.......why are all of you coming here or want to be here. It's ok.......we already know. stay home enjoy your badass women & Lakes like elsinore. Btw San Fran sissssssssssssssssco was always yours and you can still have it. It's toooooo hot for you cali people here. No really, Way to Hot!......All the a/c and liquor Luges are over there. Guess us peeps in AZ. will just have to look at Disney Land California, I mean Disney Land in California on the 10:00 news. :([/QUOT
AND YOU "GREW UP WHERE" ?????????:D :D :D :D

bocco
06-18-2007, 09:49 AM
I don't hate cops........:idea:
And.....if....... "When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont phuk around on the road", you are a f-ing idiot and should be locked up in prison for life......road rage isn't fun or cute or manly....it's deadly and people die....and they usually are the wrong people......
Bro, your being like halla hard on the dude. Let's just chill and give and give him 6 months.
Peace out for sure.